Ed, Edd, 'n Eddy, Season 4

Jonny:
Plank wants to know if he can live on Mars!

Eddy:
Approach me, mortal, for I am the great Baron O'Beef-Dip!

Rolf:
[Looks up at the model of the Statue of Liberty] Why is the Lady of Liberty looming over the cul-de-sac?

[Everyone is fighting over the quarter, but Edd gets everyone's attention by sounding an airhorn]

Kevin:
Dude.

Sarah:
What are you trying to do, blow our heads off?!?

Edd:
Crude, yet effective.

Eddy:
I almost up-chucked.

Edd:
Ed, put me down.

Ed:
Uh-uh-uh! That's UP, Double-D.

Edd:
Oh, right. What was I thinking?

Rolf:
A wooden board saved you from three evil witches and a creepy crawly? MAMA!! THE FAIRY-TALE THAT HAUNTS ROLF HAS COME TRUE!!!

[Plank is hailed as the neighbourhood's new king]

Eddy:
If anyone's "king" around here, it's me!

Ed:
Away with you, unwanted pesterers!

Sarah:
ED! You can't kick me out! I LIVE HERE TOO!!!

Ed:
[yelling at Sarah] SO MOVE!!!

Edd:
Ed certainly is long in the face, Eddy.

Eddy:
That's because he doesn't have a chin, Einstein!

Ed:
[yelling at Eddy] SHUT UP!!!

Eddy:
[yelling at Ed] YOU SHUT UP!!!

Edd:
Eddy, please! Ed's having a bad day!

Eddy:
Ed's a wuss. [yelling at Ed] Hey, rumpled forehead! I'll give you three to GET OVER YOURSELF! ONE! Smile, you miserable...! TWO! Snap out of it, ya...

Ed:
[yelling at Eddy] YOU TORMENT ME!

Eddy:
I'm hurt now.

Ed:
Touch me again and I will squash you!

Eddy:
[yelling] THAT'S IT! I've had it up to here WITH YOUR BAD MOOD! Crack a smile! Bust a gut! BE HAPPY!!! [slaps Ed] Get over it!

Ed:
[screaming at the top of his lungs] BIIIIIIIIIIIIIG TROUUUUUBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLE!!!!!!!!

Ed:
An elephant never forgets, but I forget what the elephant remembered.

[Ed has found a spatula]

Ed:
Oh look, A flipper!

Eddy:
It's a spatula, stupid.

Edd:
If it makes you feel better I'll tell you my middle name.

Eddy:
Okay.

Edd:
Well, Eddy. My middle name, is Marion. [Eddy stares blankly at him for a while]

Eddy:
[laughter] Marion! That's a girl's name!

Edd:
Ed, I insist you remove that jacket immediately!

Ed:
....Okay. If you give me your hat!

Edd:
My hat? Why, that's the silliest thing I've ever heard! Absolutely not!

Eddy:
Give him the stupid hat so we can get some frogs.

Edd:
The point is, my hat doesn't smell!

Ed:
Oh yes it does.

Edd:
No, it does not! You're just saying that because I said your jacket stank!

Ed:
Stinky hat!

Edd:
You've got a repulsive, fermented detachment of cheese in your pocket, Ed!

Ed:
Stinky hat!

Edd:
Odiferous curdcoat!

Ed:
STINKY HAT!

Edd:
Rancid roquefort rag!

Ed:
STINKY HAT!

Edd:
PUTRID PARMESAN POCKET!

Ed:
Oh yeah?! STINKY HAT!

Edd:
COAT OF CANTANKEROUS CAMEMBERT!!

Ed:
STINKY HAT!!

Eddy:
SHUT UP! BOTH OF YOU!

Eddy:
A techno-gizmo like this could cost you up to a million bucks, but for this special offer, you can have it for the low, low price of 25 cents!

Ed [Eating one of Edd's shoes]:
Mm. How long have you been a size two?

Edd:
Size two? But I've always worn a size five shoe, doctor.

Eddy:
Sounds like another sympton to me.

Jimmy:
I am Jimmy! Hear me roar!

Ed:
Baby sister is all cuddly and sweet like Dad's bushy ear!

May:
What number do you dial for 911?

[Lee throws May against the wall and smashes the telephone.]

Ed:
I despense with you, disgusting detergent of the deep. [throws away the dish soap] For I Ed can remove the bottle with sticky tape.

Edd:
Sticky tape?

Eddy:
Stick? You're already stuck, stupid.

Ed:
And your point is...?

Edd:
OH, LORD! THAT SHIP-IN-A-BOTTLE BELONGS TO THE KANKERS!

Eddy:
KANKERS?! EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF!

Ed:
WHO!?! WHAT!?! WHERE!?! WHY!?!

[Eddy attempts to show his boat to Sarah and Jimmy, but Ed accidentally breaks part of the boat, causing it to "sink"]

Eddy:
What?!? We're sinking?!

Edd:
Lifeboats! I FORGOT TO MAKE LIFEBOATS!!

Ed:
It wasn't me!

Rolf:
Today Rolf is forced to celebrate his country's traditional Thank You to the Noble Guardian Pigeon!

[Eddy finds out they're too late to get free Jawbreakers,and attacks Ed]

Eddy:
This is your fault! Admit it! [quieter] If you do, I promise not to leave bruises.

Old Jonny:
Hey Eddy! Nice day isn't it? Whatcha staring at? Did Nazz forget her pants again?