Full House, Season 6

Flight Attendant:
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to flight 40, we should be arriving at our destination... Auckland, New Zealand, in 14 hours.

Stephanie:
Auckland, New Zealand?

Michelle:
14 hours?

Stephanie & Michelle:
Aaah!!

Mrs. Knotts:
Michelle, very good printing, but is there something missing from your I's?

Michelle:
I save the dots for last.

Mrs. Knotts:
I do too.

Michelle:
Teddy, wanna dot my I's?

Teddy:
Oooh! That's my favorite thing!

Mrs. Knotts:
Boys and girls if you thought dotting I's was fun, you're gonna love, crossing T's.

Denise:
Excuse me.

Mrs. Knotts:
Everyone, say hello to Denise.

Kids:
Hello, Denise.

Mrs. Knotts:
She's joining us from Mrs. Harris's class. (To Denise) Denise, why don't you take that empty seat there next to Michelle?

Denise:
Hi, Michelle.

Michelle:
Hi.

Denise:
Do you wanna trade lunches?

Michelle:
No thank you.

Denise:
I've got a bologna sandwich.

Michelle:
I have tuna. I don't think that goes with bologna.

Denise:
I've got potato chips.

Michelle:
What kind?

Denise:
Sour cream and onion.

Michelle:
Really?

Denise:
Sure. Why would I lie about potato chips?

Michelle:
Sour cream and onion is my favorite.

Denise:
Me too.

Michelle:
The taste stays on the tongue for a really long time.

Denise:
Yeah. Sometimes when my mommy kisses me, she says, "Eww! What have you been eating?!"

Mrs. Knotts:
Shh.

Denise & Michelle:
Shh.

Michelle:
I'm making T's wanna cross mine?

Denise:
Cool.

[Rebecca watches as her husband sprays the windows on the back door with snow-like spray paint]

Rebecca:
Jesse, this is not snow. This is gunk from a can.

Kimmy:
[attempts to get mistletoe kisses] Come on, don't be shy.

[Comet enters and licks her]

Kimmy:
Miles, you animal!

Michelle:
Excuse me sir, littering is bad for the Earth!

D.J.:
Stephanie, she's just a little kid.

Stephanie:
Yeah, and Chucky was just a doll.

Danny:
Michelle, you know you're not supposed to wander off by yourself.

Michelle:
But Daddy, I was so mad.

Danny:
Now, that's no excuse. We're gonna have a long talk about this later.

Michelle:
But Daddy, I'm the princess, and nobody would do what I told them.

Danny:
Sounds like you were trying to be the boss.

Michelle:
The princess is the boss.

Danny:
Bruce Springsteen is the boss.