Tyrion Lannister:
[sees a large book placed in front of him] What's this?
Samwell Tarly:
A Song of Ice and Fire. Archmaester Ebrose's history of the wars following the death of King Robert. I helped him with the title.
Tyrion Lannister:
[flips through pages] I suppose I come in for some heavy criticism.
Samwell Tarly:
Oh, I wouldn't say that.
Tyrion Lannister:
Oh, he's kind to me. Never would've guessed. [Sam doesn't reply] He's not kind?
Samwell Tarly:
He...
Tyrion Lannister:
He what? What does he say about me?
Samwell Tarly:
...I don't believe you're mentioned, ahem.
[Tyrion closes the book dumbfounded as Ser Brienne enters with King Bran in tow]
Tyrion Lannister:
Your Grace.
Samwell Tarly:
Your Grace.
Bronn:
Your Grace.
Davos Seaworth:
Your Grace.
Bran Stark:
We appear to be missing a Master of Whisperers. And a Master of Laws. And a Master of War.
Tyrion Lannister:
Yes, Your Grace. Suitable prospects will be brought to you for an audience in the coming weeks.
Bran Stark:
[Nods] And Drogon? Any word?
Samwell Tarly:
He was last spotted flying east, toward—
Bronn:
The farther away, the better.
Bran Stark:
Perhaps I can find him. Do carry on with the rest.
Tyrion Lannister:
As you wish, Your Grace.
Brienne of Tarth:
Ser Podrick.
[Podrick Payne, now a member of the Kingsguard, enters as members of the Small Council all rise]
Tyrion Lannister:
[clears throat] We serve at your pleasure, King Bran the Broken, ruler of the Six Kingdoms and Protector of the Realm. Long may he reign.
Samwell Tarly:
Long may he reign.
Davos Seaworth:
Long may he reign.
Brienne of Tarth:
Long may he reign.
Bronn:
Long may he reign.
Tyrion Lannister:
That will improve.
Bran Stark:
[As he is wheeled out by Podrick] I'm sure it will.
Tyrion Lannister:
Ser Bronn of the Blackwater, Lord of Highgarden, Lord Paramount of the Reach and Master of Coin, would you say the crown's debt to you has been paid?
Bronn:
In full, my lord Hand.
Tyrion Lannister:
Good. Time to start incurring a new one. We have hungry people to feed. Can we expect some assistance in this regard?
Bronn:
Indeed we can.
Tyrion Lannister:
Lord Davos, we have an armada to rebuild and ports to repair.
Davos Seaworth:
We have. These projects will begin as soon as the Master of Coin and Lord of Lofty Titles provides funding.
Bronn:
The Master of Coin looks forward to helping the Master of Ships, but first he has to ensure we're not wasting coin, or soon there won't be no more coin.
Davos Seaworth:
"Any more."
Bronn:
You Master of Grammar now too?
Tyrion Lannister:
Grandmaester, ahem, it is my theory, based on my years of work on the Casterly Rock sewers, that clean water leads to a healthier population.
Samwell Tarly:
The Archmaester has done some research on this subject and it turns out—
Bronn:
The strong live and the weak don't.
Tyrion Lannister:
Find the best builders and set them to the task.
Bronn:
Oh, speaking of builders, all the best brothels burned down. The Master of Coin is willing to fund reconstruction.
Samwell Tarly:
Uh...the Archmaester is less than enthusiastic about the salutary effects of brothels.
Bronn:
Well, I imagine he isn't using them properly.
Brienne of Tarth:
I think we can all agree that ships take precedence over brothels.
Bronn:
I think that's a very presumptuous statement.
Tyrion Lannister:
I once brought a jackass and a honeycomb into a brothel.
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