GLOW, Season 1

Ruth:
Fuck.

Debbie:
Don't swear in front of Randy.

Ruth:
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

Debbie:
I'm kidding. Of course you can swear in front of him. He's a fucking baby.

Ruth:
It just happened.

Debbie:
Haven't you learned anything from that sad fucking scene study class? Things don't just happen. People make choices. They want things, and then they go for them.

Sam:
Wolf lady, what's your story?

Sheila:
Sheila.

Sam:
Sheila.

Sheila:
And I have a very acute sense of smell.

Sam:
Yeah? What cologne am I wearing?

Sheila:
Drakkar Noir.

Sam:
Trick question. Not wearing cologne. But I do spray that on my clothes if I forget to do laundry, so points for that.

Melrose:
Who doesn't trust a man with a mustache full of coke?

Sam:
So you're gonna leave him?

Debbie:
Why, you wanna have sex with him, too? I have no idea what I'm going to do.

Sam:
My wife cheated on me with my Steadicam operator. Not my best friend, but technically I was paying him to fuck my wife. So the next day I walked out. I quit the marriage. I quit the movie. I even left my dog. Got on a plane for Vegas. Two weeks later, I woke up, felt a lot better about myself.

Debbie:
Thank you, that's great advice.

Ruth:
So, I'm fired?

Sam:
No! Are you an idiot? You're chum. You're blood in the water. Debbie's the hero and you're the villain. Everybody's gonna hate you!

Ruth:
[near tears] I don't want everyone to hate me!

Sam:
Oh, Christ. The crying, the caring, the desperation. That's what makes you unbearable. Look, I don't like you, Strindberg, take that in. Hold on to it. Try not giving a fuck. There's a lot of power in that. And relax: the devil gets all the best lines.