Goodness Gracious Me, Season One

Man:
Why don't we skip dessert and get outta here?

Woman:
Why? What have you got in mind?

Man:
Nothing. It's just that you're already quite fat, innit!

Salesman:
A rose for the woman you love?

Man:
Ah, that's a good idea. [to his date] 'Cos I'm seeing her after I drop you off, innit!

Man:
It's appalling that women are under all that pressure to be thin, to do their hair, to have the right nose and that.

Woman:
Oh, absolutely. I agree.

Man:
That's what's so great about you. You make no effort at all!

Man:
Your parents must be very beautiful people.

Woman:
Aww.

Man:
'Cos it often skips a generation, innit!

Woman:
[to the waiter] I'd like a 12-inch spicy hot one, please.

Man:
[terrified] Cheque, please!