Jellystone!

Maw Rugg:
Which one of you ding-dang dingleberries gave our cafe a one-star review?!

Fleegle:
Ooooh, I forgot to delete that post.

Maw Rugg:
Time to bust some heads!

[Cue offscreen beatdown]

Shag Rugg:
[offscreen] Everybody, run for your lives!

Fleegle:
And now, with that annoying guitar out of the way, we’re free to do as much crime as we want, which is a lot!

The Banana Splits:
(All laughing, while Snorky honks)

El Kabong:
(Sobbing) SUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!

Snagglepuss:
Jellystone, a town under siege. Those rascals, The Banana Splits, have been up to some serious no-good. From defacing government property to painting all the fruit the wrong color.

Peter Potamus:
I just want an apple. Which one is an apple?

Snagglepuss:
No one has been left unscathed.

Captain Caveman:
They write Wash Me on back of me van. Now me gotta wash me van!

Boo-Boo Bear:
They stole Yogi’s tie and replaced it with a fish?

Yogi Bear:
It’s still alive, Boo-Boo! Get it off me!

Jabberjaw:
Well, I keep waiting for one of them to text me. Jabberjaw, you’re so fine, Jabberjaw, all I do is think of you, Jabberjaw, let’s go smoochy-smoochy, but nothing. No texts. Text me!

Snagglepuss:
In these trying times, the question everyone’s asking is, “Can I pull off this scarf?”, and also, where is our hero, El Kabong, even?