JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, Part IV: Diamond is Unbreakable

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Coming! Hang on a second. Hello? Barry? Adam? Can you believe this is happening? I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs, Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. You got lint on your fuzz. Ow! That's me! Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! Hey, Adam. Hey, Barry. Is that fuzz gel? A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around The Hive. You did come back different. Hi, Barry. Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. Hear about Frankie? Yeah. You going to the funeral? No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pomp under the circumstances. Well, Adam, today we are men. We are! Bee-men. Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell. Welcome, New Hive City graduating class of 9:
15. That concludes our ceremonies And begins your career at Honex Industries! Will we pick our job today? I heard it's just orientation. Heads up! Here we go. Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. Wonder what it'll be like? A little scary. Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group. This is it! Wow. Wow. We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to The Hive. Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as... Honey! That girl was hot. She's my cousin! She is? Yes, we're all cousins. Right. You're right. At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence. These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology. What do you think he makes? Not enough. Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman. What does that do? Catches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it. Saves us millions. Can anyone work on the Krelman? Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones. But bees know that every small job, if it's done well, means a lot. But choose carefully because you'll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life. The same job the rest of your life? I didn't know that. What's the difference? You'll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven't had one day off in 27 million years. So you'll just work us to death? We'll sure try. Wow! That blew my mind! "What's the difference?" How can you say that? One job forever? That's an insane choice to have to make. I'm relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life. But, Adam, how could they never have told us that? Why would you question anything? We're bees. We're the most perfectly functioning society on Earth. You ever think maybe things work a little too well here? Like what? Give me one example. I don't know. But you know what I'm talking about. Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach. Wait a second. Check it out. Hey, those are Pollen Jocks! Wow. I've never seen them this close. They know what it's like outside The Hive. Yeah, but some don't come back. Hey, Jocks! Hi, Jocks! You guys did great! You're monsters! You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it! I wonder where they were. I don't know. Their day's not planned. Outside The Hive, flying who knows where, doing who knows what. You can't just decide to be a Pollen Jock. You have to be bred for that. Right. Look. That's more pollen than you and I will see in a lifetime. It's just a status symbol. Bees make too much of it. Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it and the ladies see you wearing it. Those ladies? Aren't they our cousins too? Distant. Distant. Look at these two. Couple of Hive Harrys. Let's have fun with them. It must be dangerous being a Pollen Jock. Yeah. Once a bear pinned me against a mushroom! He had a paw on my throat, and with the other, he was slapping me! Oh, my! I never thought I'd knock him out. What were you doing during this? Trying to alert the authorities. I can autograph that. A little gusty out there today, wasn't it, comrades? Yeah. Gusty. We're hitting a sunflower patch six miles from here tomorrow. Six miles, huh? Barry! A puddle jump for us, but maybe you're not up for it. Maybe I am. You are not! We're going 0900 at J-Gate. What do you think, buzzy-boy? Are you bee enough? I might be. It all depends on what 0900 means. Hey, Honex! Dad, you surprised me. You decide what you're interested in? Well, there's a lot of choices. But you only get one. Do you ever get bored doing the same job every day? Son, let me tell you about stirring. You grab that stick, and you just move it around, and you stir it around. You get yourself into a rhythm. It's a beautiful thing. You know, Dad, the more I think about it, maybe the honey field just isn't right for me. You were thinking of what, making balloon animals? That's a bad job for a guy with a stinger. Janet, your son's not sure he wants to go into honey! Barry, you are so funny sometimes. I'm not trying to be funny. You're not funny! You're going into honey. Our son, the stirrer! You're gonna be a stirrer? No one's listening to me! Wait till you see the sticks I have. I could say anything right now. I'm gonna get an ant tattoo! Let's open some honey and celebrate! Maybe I'll pierce my thorax. Shave my antennae. Shack up with a grasshopper. Get a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"! I'm so proud. We're starting work today! Today's the day. Come on! All the good jobs will be gone. Yeah, right. Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring, stirrer, front desk, hair removal... Is it still available? Hang on. Two left! One of them's yours! Congratulations! Step to the side. What'd you get? Picking crud out. Stellar! Wow! Couple of newbies? Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready! Make your choice. You want to go first? No, you go. Oh, my. What's available? Restroom attendant's open, not for the reason you think. Any chance of getting the Krelman? Sure, you're on. I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out. Wax monkey's always open. The Krelman opened up again. What happened? A bee died. Makes an opening. See? He's dead. Another dead one. Deady. Deadified. Two more dead. Dead from the neck up. Dead from the neck down. That's life! Oh, this is so hard! Heating, cooling, stunt bee, pourer, stirrer, humming, inspector number seven, lint coordinator, stripe supervisor, mite wrangler. Barry, what do you think I should... Barry? Barry! All right, we've got the sunflower patch in quadrant nine... What happened to you? Where are you? I'm going out. Out? Out where? Out there. Oh, no! I have to, before I go to work for the rest of my life. You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello? Another call coming in. If anyone's feeling brave, there's a Korean deli on 83rd that gets their roses today. Hey, guys. Look at that. Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday? Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted. It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up. Really? Feeling lucky, are you? Sign here, here. Just initial that. Thank you. OK. You got a rain advisory today, and as you all know, bees cannot fly in rain. So be careful. As always, watch your brooms, hockey sticks, dogs, birds, bears and bats. Also, I got a couple of reports of root beer being poured on us. Murphy's in a home because of it, babbling like a cicada! That's awful. And a reminder for you rookies, bee law number one, absolutely no talking to humans! All right, launch positions! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Black and yellow! Hello! You ready for this, hot shot? Yeah. Yeah, bring it on. Wind, check. Antennae, check. Nectar pack, check. Wings, check. Stinger, check. Scared out of my shorts, check. OK, ladies, let's move it out! Pound those petunias, you striped stem-suckers! All of you, drain those flowers! Wow! I'm out! I can't believe I'm out! So blue. I feel so fast and free! Box kite! Wow! Flowers! This is Blue Leader, We have roses visual. Bring it around 30 degrees and hold. Roses! 30 degrees, roger. Bringing it around. Stand to the side, kid. It's got a bit of a kick. That is one nectar collector! Ever see pollination up close? No, sir. I pick up some pollen here, sprinkle it over here. Maybe a dash over there, a pinch on that one. See that? It's a little bit of magic. That's amazing. Why do we do that? That's pollen power. More pollen, more flowers, more nectar, more honey for us. Cool. I'm picking up a lot of bright yellow, Could be daisies, Don't we need those? Copy that visual. Wait. One of these flowers seems to be on the move. Say again? You're reporting a moving flower? Affirmative. That was on the line! This is the coolest. What is it? I don't know, but I'm loving this color. It smells good. Not like a flower, but I like it. Yeah, fuzzy. Chemical-y. Careful, guys. It's a little grabby. My sweet lord of bees! Candy-brain, get off there! Problem! Guys! This could be bad. Affirmative. Very close. Gonna hurt. Mama's little boy. You are way out of position, rookie! Coming in at you like a missile! Help me! I don't think these are flowers. Should we tell him? I thi

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Jotaro 'JoJo' Kujo:
Nice watch. Too bad you won't be able to tell the time after I break it. Break your face, that is.

Koichi Hirose:
Okay, master, let's kill da ho! Beeetch!

Okuyasu Nijimura:
I'm just dying to erase your goddamn existence, you little shit!

Rohan Kishibe:
Reality is the lifeblood that makes a work pulse with energy. Reality itself is entertainment!

Yoshikage Kira:
Fate is on the side of Yoshikage Kira!

Hayato Kawajiri:
Any fate that would side with you... any opportunity that would come your way... is nothing compared to the heart of justice that's here now!

Josuke Higashikata:
I feel completely refreshed! Like I put on a fresh pair of underwear on New Year's Day.

Josuke Higashikata:
WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST SAY ABOUT MY HAIR?!

Jotaro 'JoJo' Kujo:
Good freaking grief, now that I can see it up close, your watch looks like crap. But you won't have to worry about that. After all, I'm about to make it look even worse. Your face, that is.

Koichi Hirose:
Why do I have to regretfully run away in fear of a murderer like "Please, god, help me"!? Shouldn't it be the other way around!? Why do I think that I'd rather be looking for a public restroom while I have diarrhea if I could only get out of this situation safely!? Isn't something wrong!? The one who should be running away in fear... is you, murderer!

Rohan Kishibe:
If... If I call him, will you... spare my life? (...) But I refuse. One of the things I, Rohan Kishibe, like the most is to find someone who thinks they're some hot shit, and say "No" right to their faces.

Rohan Kishibe:
DO YOU THINK THAT I, ROHAN KISHIBE, DRAW MANGA FOR MONEY AND FAME!? I draw comics because I want to be read! That's the one and only reason. I couldn't care less about anything else!

Yoshikage Kira:
People live while hiding what's deep in their hearts from others. But... Is there anyone who has been able to hide their true self from others forever? I want to show that woman the true Yoshikage Kira.

Yoshikage Kira:
I never lose myself in joy... and I never lose myself in despair. I culminate a serene disposition... That's part of my goal of living a quiet life.

Yoshikage Kira:
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

Josuke Higashikata:
Yeah, he was gloriously blown away. All the way to Hell, with my directions. Though, I mean, he was a ghost to begin with, so it's more like finally made it over.

Josuke Higashikata:
You're not going to be executed and you're not going back to jail. Repent for eternity, Angelo! For all those you killed, including my Gramps!

Josuke Higashikata:
I said I would never forgive guys like you, right? Guys like you who take hostages and try to threaten people emotionally! (...) There's something I realized after watching you... You have a habit of closing one eye when you get scared, don't you? But when you're even more scared, you close both.

Narrator:
The summer of 1999 went by like any other summer in Morioh.

Jotaro Kujo:

That’s a nice watch you have there. Too bad you won’t be able to read the time on it after I break it. Break your face, that is.

Oi josuke, I turned myself into a pickle, ain’t that wacky

i fucking hate the blacks - josuke

"Your mom is totally hot."

- Okuyasu

- Josuke's House

I hate dumbasses who quote me saying "I fucking hate the blacks" knowing that it is them who are being racist not the fictional character. -Josuke Higashikiata

OKAY MASTA LETS KILL DA HO

This is just GREAT ! / Gureto desu yo !

- Josuke

After all this happened, Koichi Hirose too his dog for a walk.

Now that I'm looking at it closely. Good grief that watch is tacky as hell.

- Jotaro Kujo (Part 4)

Jotaro Kujo:
Hey, you cackle like hens about his hair on your own time!

Josuke Higashikata:
Bastard. Do you want to repeat what you just said about my hair?!

Jotaro Kujo:
Hold on a minute, Josuke. I wasn't trying to take a shot at your hair.

Jotaro Kujo:
(Shit! Here it comes!)

Jotaro Kujo:
Do you see it, Josuke? This is called a Stand. It's the physical manifestation of the soul. Joseph has one of these as well. Only a Stand User can see another Stand.

Josuke Higashikata:
You know, it pisses me off when someone decides to bad-mouth my pride and joy! It really grinds my gears!

Jotaro Kujo:
So that's what his Stand looks like!

Crazy Diamond:
DORARAAAAA!

Crazy Diamond:
DORA!

Jotaro Kujo:
This kid's power is unreal!

Josuke Higashikata:
Heh. Don't know if you realized this, nephew, but you left your chest wide open!

Jotaro Kujo:
Enough!

Josuke Higashikata:
Where did he-?

Josuke Higashikata:
Why you! When did y-

Jotaro Kujo:
Shut your mouths and get the hell out of here before your whining bitching makes me angrier!

Josuke:
(after fusing Angelo with a stone) Enjoy your eternal penance, Angelo. Reflect on the life you stole from my grandpa and all the others!

Josuke:
Seriously? There are other Stand users besides us at this school?

Tamami:
Yeah. He's Toshikazu Hazamada, a student in 3-C. This Hazamada guy apparently got into an argument over something silly with a friend right around the start of spring. One of them had insulted the other's favorite idol or anime or something. That night, surprisingly, the friend he got into an argument with gouged out his own eye with a mechanical pencil. Isn't that insane?

Tamami:
Apparently Hazamada's friend said this at the hospital: "Next thing I knew, I was staring with at my left eye, which I'd gouged out, with my right eye.[5]

Koichi:
There's something scary going on in my town. If Morioh City is in danger, that means my parents, my sister, and everyone else important to me will have to face that danger. So even if it's scary, I gotta do something![5]

[A high school girl, mistaking Surface's imitation for the real Josuke, hands it a love letter.]

Hazamada:
Why the hell did you accept that? Rip this stupid thing up!

[Hazamada rips up the letter.]

Hazamada:
Damn it... What the hell is the difference between you and me?

Surface:
Why does that even matter?

Hazamada:
Wha...

Surface:
You don't have time to waste, do you?

Hazamada:
Who the hell do you think you're talking to?!

[Hazamada punches Surface in the face, accompanied with a dull thunk. He ends up with a wound on his hand.]

Hazamada:
Ow!

Surface:
You scraped your hand? That was dumb. I'm made of wood, remember?

[Hazamada attacks his Stand once more, this time with his bag.]

Hazamada:
Shut up! Get away from me![5]

[Hazamada, thinking back on other times he used his Stand to replicate other people.]

Hazamada:
The other day, I had it copy my crush, Junko, so I could have my way with her, but I got pissed off because it kept doing things to piss me off, so I never even got anywhere. Doesn't anyone in this world have a decent personality? Damn it![5]

Hazamada:
Stand users, for some reason, seem to be unknowingly drawn to each other, [5]

Koichi:
Wh... What should I do... To make Yukako think that I'm bad for her?

Josuke:
Well, most girls aren't into bad hygiene or momma's boys.

Koichi:
I-I don't want her to think I'm a momma's boy! She might get mad at my mom and put her in danger!

Okuyasu:
Then it's a bad hygiene for you! Starting today, don't take baths!

Koichi:
Huh?

Josuke:
Yeah, and don't brush your teeth or change your underwear.

Okuyasu:
How about getting some lice or spiders in your hair?

Josuke:
Having smelly socks is pretty bad.

Okuyasu:
Maybe you should fart all the time too!

Josuke:
Oh yes, she'll totally hate that![6]

Yukako:
Koichi, you... don't seem to be very well-liked by your friends. But don't worry... I'm here with you...! From now on, I'll stay by your side and make you into a "real man"! That's why I'm here to take you away![6]

Koichi:
B... yeah?

Yukako:
AHHH! Correct! I'm glad! See, you do know this! And here it is, your boiled egg! Here, I'll take the shell off for you... Do you want some salt with it?

Koichi:
(Phew... she seems to be in a good mood now! Now if only she'll let her guard down so I can leave...)

Yukako:
By the way, if you had chosen 'A', I would have made you eat this eraser!

Koichi:
HUH?!

Yukako:
Box C had a bar of soap.[7]

Josuke:
For the love of God, drop the meat!

Tonio:
Wash your disgusting hands with soap this instant! Honestly, entering a kitchen without permission is inexcusable! Ascolti. Cleanliness in the kitchen is priority one, amico mio!

Akira:
I'm ready for round 2 with Crazy Diamond, but I'll only use my little pinky... just like I did with Okuyasu!

Josuke:
If you're planning to use only your pinky in this showdown, then I've got a couple of rules of my own.

Akira:
You can take your rules and shove 'em, fool! Rules are wasted on a punk kid like you!

Akira:
AAAAAAAAAAAGH! YOU DAMN BASTARD! HOW DARE YOU?!

Josuke:
Well, you did say that rules are wasted on me. You also said something about bringing me down with your pinky finger. So what's the wannabe rocker Otoishi gonna do now?

Akira:
I'll kill you.

Josuke:
YOU ALREADY SAID THAT! Don't you have any new material, fool?!

Joseph:
[feeling the baby] Josuke... this is a girl.

Josuke:
Yeah, you can tell if it's a boy or a girl by feeling between the legs.

[Both laugh. Beat, then Josuke chases Joseph with his stick]

[the baby falls into a pond and Josuke can't see her]

Joseph:
[cuts his hand] Josuke... if this kills me, please give my regards to your mother. I am quite old, after all.

Josuke:
What the hell are you doing?

Joseph:
Adding color to the water so that we can trace the baby.

[It works, and the baby is found]

Josuke:
Why would he do this for a baby, for someone he doesn't even know?

Joseph:
I just wanted to look cool, in front of my boy.

[Josuke smiles at his father, and helps him up]

Shigechi:
It's you, Josuke...

Josuke:
"Josuke?!" Sounds to me like you're forgetting something!

Okuyasu:
(After Shigechi summons Harvest to find his sandwich bag) Damn, you are so annoying! Fine, search the room! I want you to! Search until you pass out! Go for it!

Josuke:
For the last time, why would we steal a stupid sandwich?!

Shigechi:
I don't wanna die here. Somebody help me, please.

Kira:
Oh, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Your death is a necessity at this point. Now that you know my secret, I can't let you live. It's nothing personal, but I can't allow a single living soul to know the true nature of Yoshikage Kira. Though, I must admit, I find myself fascinated by these Stand users. I could figure this out on my own, but I'd rather use the fleeting resource that lies before me. Josuke, Okuyasu, who are the others besides them? How many users are residing in this town? What are their powers?

Shigechi:
Don't know. Just let me go, please.

Kira:
Come now, I'm sure you know more than you're letting on. And if you refuse to tell me, your parents will pay for it with their lives.

Shigechi:
What? No, you can't. I won't let you hurt my mommy and daddy!

Kira:
Well, not if you answer me. Now quick stalling.

Shigechi:
I must find Josuke. If he heals me, I can save them...Jo-Josuke!

Kira:
It's a secret you have to take to your grave.

Shigechi:
(While grabbing the doorknob) No! I'm gonna to save my mommy!

Kira:
Sorry, but Killer Queen has already left its mark on the doorknob.

Shigechi:
(While his body explodes) JOSUKE!

Kira:
(Thought) Behold the genius of my Killer Queen. All evidence of my true self has been destroyed.

Driver:
[As Yukako crosses traffic despite not having the right of way, nearly causing a car crash] Damn it, lady! Can't you see that it's a red light?!

Yukako:
Stuff it up your ass, douche! It's not my fault the frickin' light turned red!

Koichi:
Y-You've been hitting it so hard, you're starting to bleed, but it still doesn't have a single scratch on it!

Jotaro:
For the last time, get back Koichi!

Sheer Heart Attack:
OVER HERE!

Sheer Heart Attack:
(to Dry cleaner) Hey, didn't you hear me? I said LOOK OVER HERE.

Echoes:
Act Three, awaiting orders.

Waiter:
Evening, sir. I hope everything's all right. Can I help at all?

Kira:
No thanks. Bring me the bill. And please allow me to pay for the cup. There's something that needs my attention, so hop to it. [takes out his wallet as he notices the weight on his arm] This indentation. Why's my left hand so heavy!?

Waiter:
Sir, are you okay!?

Kira:
What the hell is this!? My left hand weighs a ton! It feels like there's a massive weight pressing against it! What is happening over there?

Waiter:
Do you need some assistance, sir?

Kira:
No, everything's just fine, really let go.

Waiter:
Please, take my hand.

Kira:
This weight!

Waiter:
Good heavens, sir. Was it something I said?

Kira:
By the way, you wouldn't happen to have any tissues on hand, would you? A handkerchief would also do. What is this? I've gone out of my way to pay you my respects; the least you could do is converse with me.

Koichi:
I don't have any...

Kira:
No worries... feel free to use mine. [Kira punches Koichi in the face while giving him a tissue.] Quickly now! Your nose is gushing blood! I offered it so you could clean yourself up.

Jotaro:
Nice watch. Go ahead and take one last look at it, cause I'm about to bust it up. To be clear, by it, I mean your face.

Kira:
You are an interesting individual.

Jotaro:
(Manages to hit Kira) Good freaking grief, I take it back. Up close, that watch is tacky as hell. Although to be fair, that's the least of your worries now. There's something that's gonna look a lot worse than that piece of junk... and that, my friend, is your putrid face. ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA! ORA!!!

[After Okuyasu and Josuke find Mikitaka passed out in the middle of a crop circle, and Mikitaka finally wakes up.]

Mikitaka:
So, this is Earth?

Okuyasu & Josuke:
.................

Mikitaka:
Last night I was taking a walk when suddenly I fell ill...

[Mikitaka checks his watch.]

Mikitaka:
It seems I lost consciousness. That would have been... about 13 Earth hours ago.

Okuyasu & Josuke:
..............................

Okuyasu & Josuke:
AHH HA HA HA HA HA HA!!

[The two teenagers begin rolling on the ground in laughter.]

Okuyasu:
Hahahahaha! This bastard... He's just pulling our legs... hahaha! And in a crop circle too...

Josuke:
Damn, I wish I'd thought of this prank! Hahaha![10]

[After Mikitaka proclaims to Josuke and Okuyasu that he is, in fact, an alien.]

Okuyasu:
Ahahahaha...

Josuke:
Dude, it's cool. You can drop the act now. Keep going and you'll ruin it. Here, have some tissues.

[Josuke holds out a pack of tissues to Mikitaka. Mikitaka looks at them for a moment, before picking them up and eating them.]

Mikitaka:
Thank you. It was quite delicious.

Josuke and Okuyasu:
..................[10]

[Josuke and Okuyasu discover that the ice cream shop they normally go to is closed.]

Mikitaka:
Would you like some ice cream?

Okuyasu:
It's that guy...

Mikitaka:
Well? Would you like some?

Okuyasu:
Well, yeah. But they're closed. It can't be helped.

Mikitaka:
Oh no! Helped is something it most certainly can be! I happen to have some with me...

[Okuyasu and Josuke stare as Mikitaka retrieves two cold ice cream cones from his bag.]

Mikitaka:
This is to thank you for the tissues. A token of gratitude, if you will.

Mikitaka:
Earth seems like a very nice place. I like it.[10]

Mikitaka:
My name is Nu Mikitakazo N'shi. I have lived 216 of your Earth years. I am employed as an intergalactic pilot. My hobbies include caring for animals.[11]

Tamami:
[To Rohan] I've figured it out! The sirens were coming here! Your house is on fire!

Josuke:
Uh, sorry about yesterday. The fire was, um, pretty bad, right?

Rohan:
Yeah. I had a complete replica of the Drexel Heritage furniture used in the movie Pretty Woman, valued at 2.5 million, which was damaged beyond repair. Not that I care or anything.

Rohan:
Sorry, but I refuse!

Highway Star:
What!?

Rohan:
You should know that one of Rohan Kishibe's pastimes is saying "NO!" to fools who think they're tough shit! So, I'm afraid your meal has been cancelled!

Koichi:
[summoning Echoes Act 3] Do it, Act 3.

Echoes Act 3:
[Manifested by Koichi to teach a rude nurse a lesson] Okay, master! Let's kill da ho! Beeeeitoch!

Josuke:
Yup. Since you've gotten a clean bill of health from Crazy Diamond, when I pound your ass into the ground, I can avoid looking like a coward, right?!

Josuke:
Man, I feel so invigorated! I feel like it's the early hours of New Year's day, and I just put on a fresh pair of my favorite underwear!

Mikitaka:
I'll remain with this pylon. This all started because I found it, and this happened because I turned into a wire and climbed all the way up here.[12]

Mikitaka:
I can be useful, too. I wanted you guys to be proud of me, and that's why I did it. Even though Okuyasu told me to stay out of it. I got what I deserved.

Mikitaka:
Please don't worry about me. If I think of it as if it were the inside of a spaceship, it seems quite spacious.[12]

Mikitaka:
Josuke, I thought you were defeated, but I guess you had already won.[12]

[Referring to Toyohiro.]

Narrator:
New Morioh landmark: the guy who lives on a pylon. He lives completely self-sufficiently, but if you bring him salt or snacks, he'll be happy and let you take pictures with him. He's a bit shy, so he wears a mask and won't tell you his real name.

Josuke:
(impatiently) Yuya, for the last time, where is the scent coming from!?

Miyamoto:
I imagined, regardless of Josuke's tough exterior, plopping his mother before his eyes would certainly stir up pangs of dread.

Terunosuke:
I'm having such fun with the attention you're giving me. The fact that you're giving me attention out of fear, that is.[12]

Kira:
Now, I believe I asked you to tell me your name.

Woman:
What did you do to my boyfriend? He was right here before—

Kira:
DON'T EVER ANSWER A QUESTION WITH A QUESTION! YOU DID LEARN PROPER ETIQUETTE WHILE YOU WERE IN SCHOOL, NOW DIDN'T YOU?! I'M ASKING YOU TO TELL ME WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

Woman:
Minako! My name is Minako!

Kira:
[instantly calming down] Minako. Hmm. What a beautiful name your parents bestowed upon you. I approve. [Kills her with Killer Queen]

Kira:
(via Killer Queen on Rohan's eye before activating Bites the Dust) Killer Queen has already entered your pupil, Rohan Kishibe! No, you're not seeing things. Killer Queen's Third Bomb has already been activated! Your time has come!

Kira:
Luck has sided with Yoshikage Kira!

Okuyasu:
Josuke Higashikata! I, Okuyasu Nijimura will make you disappear with my The Hand!

Okuyasu:
Here we go!

Kira:
(To a female paramedic he attempts to use Bites the Dust on) When I was a young boy, I remembered discovering Leonardo da Vinci's enigmatic Mona Lisa while leafing through a tone of the master's works! It was the first time laying eyes on her, the beauty before me... well, it... aroused something inside me. It gave me a rock-hard c*ck. I cut off her hands and proudly displayed the treasures in my room... now I lust to sever your treasures! My name is Yoshikage Kira! I’ve killed 48 women with beautiful hands up to now. You’re the only one! You’re the only one who will know my identity!

Kira:
(while grabbed by the spectral hands) Killer Queen! Make whatever these things explode! (Killer Queen is destroyed while Kira is dragged away) Oh, God, no! Where are they going to take me?! Say something, please! I have to know why they're taking me! What are they going to do?! Reimi!