Keeping Up Appearances, Series 1 (1990)

Onslow:
Oh, nice!

Elizabeth:
I thought it was 3:25.

Hyacinth:
Not quite, dear.

Elizabeth:
My watch says 3:25.

Hyacinth:
Oh, that watch. Yes, I expect it would.

Hyacinth:
This is not the Chinese takeaway. This is a private, slimline, white telephone with no connection whatsoever to any business or trade. Especially not one of foreign extraction!

Hyacinth:
Rose, you will not commit suicide! I forbid it.

Onslow:
Less noise, you daft bitch! That goes for you as well, dog!

Hyacinth:
Sheridan deserves a father full of executive stress, wearing a bow-tie.

Daisy:
She's a real organiser, our Hyacinth.

Onslow:
She's a real...

Daisy:
(interrupts quickly) Onslow!

Hyacinth:
The Bucket residence, the lady of the house sp--no, you cannot have three of 22 and a portion of 19 with chips. This is not the Chinese takeaway. This is a private, slimline, pearl white telephone with no oriental associations whatsoever!