Kenan & Kel, Season 4

Kel:
[after Sheryl kicks him out of the living room] Fine! I don't wanna be in your stupid old book club, anyhow! Oh, and by the way; I found Petals of Sorrow to be amateurish, The Exposition was tedious, and the characters were one-dimensional! Heard what I said?! One-dimensional!

Kel:
You just lost a customer bub, I'm never taking any free stuff from this store again!

Kenan:
All we have to do is make it seem that Chris' life is interesting. Give me the phone.

Kel:
Oh I see where your going with this. When Chris' brother sees him with this phone he will be so impressed!

At the end of every episode, a discussion following this template takes place:

Kenan:
Kel, grab (At this point, Kenan lists several items, usually with no logical relation, such as a cow, a sandbag, a television and a pound of butter) and meet me at the (Kenan names a random location). Now come on, (some weird nickname e.g. Skippy!)

Kel:
But where do I find those things? (Kel then makes several complaints regarding the items). KE-KENAN!! Awww, here it goes!

Kenan:
All we need is some raccoon juice.

Kenan:
Kel, get a bucket of glue and meet me at the church. Let's go on to the church.

Kel:
Kenan! No, no! You're gonna get people all sticky. Kenan, thou shalt not glue! K-Kenan? Aw, here it goes!

Ending Random Items Gag:
Grab some Peanut Butter and some snow shoes and meet me down at the bus stop.

Ending Random Items Gag:
Get me some bread, some sticks, and some bread sticks.

Ending Random Items Gag:
A waffle iron, and an octopus, and meet me at the library.

Ending Random Items Gag:
A jump rope, a walrus and one of those round sticky things and meet me where I'm going. Come on, Stuffy!

Ending Random Items Gag:
A spicerack, a spice girl and a spicy burrit-tut-o and meet me at the ice rink. Come on, Froggy!

Ending Random Items Gag:
A pony, a petunia and a big ball of twine and meet me at the dairy farm.

Ending Random Items Gag:
I'm gonna need you to grab 900 hard boiled eggs, a slingshot, and a chainsaw, and meet me on the roof. Come on, Tiddilywink....child!

Ending Random Items Gag:
Something, something else, and a third thing, and meet me there. Come on, Nickname!

Ending Random Items Gag:
Cheddar cheese, swiss cheese and macaroni and cheese and meet me in the audience.

Ending Random Items Gag:
A tarantula, a drum set and a mannequin and meet me at Bill's house.

Ending Random Items Gag:
A seal, some Aveel, and Shaquille O'Neal, and meet me down at the Ferris Wheel. To be real!

Ending Random Items Gag:
A handkerchief, 12 lbs. of ice and a knockwurst and meet me at the blood bank.

Ending Random Items Gag:
A pound of butter and meet me in Mt. Fuji. Now come on, Hiroshima!

Ending Random Items Gag:
Some cheerleaders, some cheerleaders, and some cheerleaders, and me at the pool. Come on, Shifty! Cheerleaders and the poo-- never mind.

Ending Random Items Gag:
Kenan! I don't wanna go swimming with any cheerleaders! Wait wait wait wait wait a minute. [thinks, smiles] Yes, I do. I wanna go swimming with some cheerleaders. Hey, man, don't leave without me! Here I come! AWW! HERE IT GOES!

Ending Random Items Gag:
Some porridge, a surfboard, and some box springs, and meet me at the secret hideaway. Now come on, Punchy!

Ending Random Items Gag:
A tortilla, some beans and a pound full of Guacamole, and meet me at Dr. Frank's House of Waffles. That's Dr. Frank's House of Waffles... when you're in the mood for some delicious waffles, just open your mouth and say 'ah'. (takes off jacket revealing a Dr. Frank's House of Waffles logo on his undershirt)

Ending Random Items Gag:
Dennis Rodman, some gravy, and a dinosaur egg, and meet me at the courthouse.

Ending Random Items Gag:
A door, a talkin cow, and a throat lozenge and meet me at the frozen yogurt shop. Come on, Fishy!

Ending Random Items Gag:
Some cottage cheese, an armadillo and a whole mess of sandpaper and meet me at the school library. Come on, plucky!

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A flotation device, a bottle of hot sauce, and a guy named "Mad Dog" and meet me at the volcano. Now come on, Scrubby!

Ending Random Items Gag:
Grab a cup full of beans, a handful of dirt and and a dog named Blue and meet me down by the old oak tree. Now come on, Sneezy!

Ending Random Items Gag:
A handful of dirt, two dozen assorted donuts, and a aardvark, and meet me at the gymnasium. Now come on, Twisty!

Ending Random Items Gag:
A textbook, a campus map and a beekeeper suit and meet me in college. Come on, Billy!

Ending Random Items Gag:
Something good, something bad and something ugly and meet me at the carrel. Come on, Partner!

Ending Random Items Gag:
A clown, a flagpole and a submarine and meet me in my room. Come on, Buffalo Bottom!

Ending Random Items Gag:
Grab some Nail polish, some nail polish remover and uh any third item, and meet me over there. Come on, Velvet.

Ending Random Items Gag:
A cow... a bone doctor... and an eyebrow trimmer, and meet me on the roof, come on, sailor!

Ending Random Items Gag:
A bunch of weird stuff and meet me later so we can get into... some kind of trouble?

Ending Random Items Gag:
A oyster, a bicycle pump, a white picket fence, a magic flute, one of them little bitty blue things, a pound of butter, a pattymelt, a lawnmower, Bryant Gumbel, and a bunch of assorted cookies and other things we can snack on and meet me at the circus. Come on, Spicy! I'm the man!

Kel:
Kenan, that's a lot of stuff! How am I supposed to carry all that? I'm the man! Awwww, here it goes!!!