Kirby: Right Back at Ya!, Season 2

King Dedede:
Yuck! Yuck!! YUCK!!! This slop ain't fit for a doggone dog! There's gotta be something here that's eatable! [takes a bite of a salad, chews for a few seconds then bursts into tears] I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!

Escargoon:
But Majesty, we've got other choices. Instant noodles, cat food, crunchy liver-and-bacon dog treats, hmm? [Dedede looms over him]

King Dedede:
I WANT SOMETHIN' TASTY!!!!!

[later, at Restaurant Kawasaki...]

King Dedede:
Yuck! Yuck!! YUCK!!! THIS TASTES LIKE TRASH!!! Kawasaki, ain't you got nothing digestion-able in this here dump!?

Chef Kawasaki:
Sorry, Sire. That's every dish on the menu.

King Dedede:
You ain't no chef, YOU'RE A GARBAGEMAN!!

Escargoon:
Come clean, Kawasaki. All chefs have secret recipes. Don't hold out on us!

Chef Kawasaki:
I'm not! That's all I have!

King Dedede:
What a loser. Let's get out of here.

Chef Kawasaki:
But what about your bill?

King Dedede:
Forget it, pizza-face! [throws a pizza at Kawasaki]

Chef Kawasaki:
[tastes the pizza] It tastes okay to me...

King Dedede:
I need a top-class chef for my new restaurant.

N.M.E. Sales Guy:
You owning a restaurant is like a termite owning a lumber yard.

Monsieur Goan:
Tornato.

King Dedede:
Tornado?

Escargoon:
Not tornado. Tornato. It's a fancy foreign language, Sire.

King Dedede:
I was joking, ya beanhead!

Chef Kawasaki:
I can't even give my food away.

Tuff:
What are you gonna do?

Tiff:
I guess you can always pay people to eat here.

Chef Kawasaki:
[sighs] He was my only customer and I turned him into a flamethrower...

Chef Kawasaki:
It's done. This dish is so hot, it may burn through the pot. I call it Toxic Atomic Curry. When they get a taste of this, I'll be the hottest chef in town! [laughs maniacally]

Tiff:
[gasp] You're on fire!

Chef Kawasaki:
Hahahaa-haha! Atomic Curry!

Tuff:
Kirby's in trouble!

Tiff:
That monster knows every trick in the book!

Meta Knight:
You mean in the cookbook!

Tiff:
Hey, that's a pretty good one!

King Dedede:
[Laughing] Won't be long now, Kirby!

Kirby:
[freezes]

Tiff:
Kirby!

Escargoon:
Relax, you'll feel a lot better when you try a bracing bowl of Kirby sorbet.

King Dedede:
Just chill out, Kirby.

Tuff:
Yeah! He's Fire Kirby!

Meta Knight:
No, that's the heartburn from Kawasaki's cooking.

Chef Kawasaki:
I finally out-spiced Kirby!

Escargoon:
Alright, what's this all about a punishment?

King Dedede:
If you ask me, it's punishment enough to mangle with the peasants!

Chief Bookem:
Hmm. No missing egg reports coming yet. Nobody broke into any nests, lately. I guess Kirby can go back to sittin' on the egg.

Tiff:
Well, they're not gonna be any help. I'm gonna have to crack this egg case myself.

N.M.E. Sales Guy:
Hey there. Happy New Year's Eve, Triple D!

King Dedede:
This new year's gonna be a blast. [laughs]

Chef Kawasaki:
I heard that up north the folks all ring bells right at midnight to welcome in the new year.

Gus:
Well out in the country, they start to party at noon and boogie on down to the break of dawn!

Professor Curio:
In some places, everyone pauses a moment to reflect on the year passed.

Tokkori:
Yeah, let's go to bed at 11!

Tiff:
We can create our own celebration. We can do whatever we want to!

Tuff:
That sure was some explosion!

Sir Ebrum:
Dear, perhaps we should build a float.

Lady Like:
It's a wonderful idea, darling, but I'd feel a lot safer if we knew what the King was planning to do with his new monster.

Escargoon:
That monster's a pyrotechnomaniac!

Mayor Len Blustergas:
The old year has ended, and to officially welcome in the new year, we're proud to present the brand new Cappy Town celebration; our first annual Float and Firework Show!

Mayor Len Blustergas:
It's almost midnight! So ten...

All:
...9... 8... 7... 6... 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... [fireworks occur behind Parasol Kirby] HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Kirby:
Pappy! [waves to everybody as fireworks shaped like the sentence A HAPPY NEW YEAR appear behind him]

N.M.E. Sales Guy:
[about Mike Kirby's singing] It's like he's scratching down a chalkboard! I can't take it! I'm sending Kirby back...

Meta Knight:
I fear Microphone Kirby may be Kirby's most powerful form!

Tiff:
Now you tell me!

Tuff:
Kirby, doesn't your stomach ever get tired?

[After Tuff hits a rock in the road which causes Kirby to get thrown out of the vehicle, and later lands on King Dedede's head after him and Escargoon jump into a river to get away]

King Dedede:
I'M GONNA GET THAT GOOFBALL!!!!!

Tiff:
Tuff, I almost got run over! You should stick to a tricycle!

Mayor Len Blustergas:
You and I were married forty years ago today. That's why I wanted to win so badly!

King Dedede:
I paid Nightmare Enterprises a heap o' money so they can send me a heap o' popcorn?

Chef Shiitake:
A great chef must use everything at his disposal to create his cuisine. That is what I wanted to teach you!

Chef Shiitake:
Don't worry! No matter what happens, you already have someone who loves your cooking.

Meta Knight:
Sometimes the pen is mightier than the sword.

King Dedede:
Well, you got a problem with me, pinky?

Kirby:
[Barfs out the newspapers and the newspapers flood the castle]

N.M.E. Sales Guy:
[in reaction to King Dedede uploading the millions of newspapers that Kirby flooded his entire castle with to Nightmare's Fortress] HEY! What do you think you're doing?!

King Dedede:
There's a lot more where that came from. Nobody wants these newspapers anymore, so I gotta put 'em somewhere.

Erasem:
Beware of Erasem! I'm fearsome, but you won't remember. Whoever is attacked by me... is destined to be forgotten forever.

King Dedede:
It's adios, amoeba for you, stranger! Where are my guards?!

Escargoon:
Look, Buster! I wasn't hatched yesterday, you know, so unless you want trouble with a capital T, I suggest you drop the amnesia act now!

Meta Knight:
Tiff. Have you ever met that snail before?

Tiff:
Never. I was just being nice to him because he seemed so upset.

Meta Knight:
Hmmm. We've never met, but somehow he knew both of our names.

Tiff:
I think the guy's missing a few marbles.

Meta Knight:
Maybe so. We'd better keep an eye on him in case his condition worsens.

Tiff:
I wonder if his name really is Escargoon...

Escargoon:
[having overheard Tiff & Meta Knight's conversation and realizing they've forgotten him as well] Oh, mercy! This is the darkest day of my life! [runs away, crying]

King Dedede:
I sure am Dede-delightful-lookin'! I bet I could even be one of them stupor-models.

Erasem:
Bye bye, Kirby.

King Dedede:
Ahh, [chuckles] Ain't nothin' like startin' the day off with a bubblin' bath.

Escargoon:
It's great to be the king.

King Dedede:
Mmm-hm.

King Dedede:
There's monsters everywhere!

King Dedede:
We got a problem.

N.M.E. Sales Guy:
Calm down, fellas. I can explain everything. This is a demo for our Monster Management service.

King Dedede:
Monster Management?

N.M.E. Sales Guy:
Our new management director suggested that we give you a full hands-on demonstration. I believe you've met. Say hello, Joe.

Knuckle Joe:
[turns around smiling while donning his new business suit] That's Knuckle Joe!

[King Dedede & Escargoon's jaws drop in a huge state of surprise]

Knuckle Joe:
Nice to see you again, tubby.

Tokkori:
Hey! Quit pluckin' my plumage, bub!

Tuff:
Every monster in the universe must be here.

Tiff:
This is crazy.

King Dedede:
Knuckle Joe ain't qualified to work for N.M.E.!

Tiff:
But Joe, I thought you wanted to battle on the side of the good guys.

Knuckle Joe:
Yeah? Think again.

Tokkori:
What a mess. It's gonna be monster mayhem! Well, I sure hope Kirby took his vitamins today.

[several Mini-Monsters rampage throughout Cappy Town, causing as much trouble as they want and wrecking as many things as they can find]

Chef Kawasaki:
Ah! Knock it off, you lowlifes, or at least order something!

Tuggle:
Yo! No piggin' out at my place without payin'!

[Knuckle Joe watches the chaos unfold in Cappy Town from a rooftop]

Knuckle Joe:
Perfect. Just like I planned.

[pan to more trouble caused in Cappy Town by the Mini-Monsters]

Prof. Curio:
Ah! That urn's an antique you uncultured brute!

Meta Knight:
What are you planning? The entire planet is in danger!

Knuckle Joe:
Just trying to keep my bosses happy.

Tiff:
I think we finally got most of them.

Tuff:
Oh, that Knuckle Joe! Why did he make all this trouble?!

Meta Knight:
[approaches Kirby and the kids alongside Sword and Blade] Something big is brewing at the castle. Let's go!

Meta Knight:
Masher is a real heavyweight.

Tiff:
[Replying to Meta Knight about Masher being a real heavyweight] You said it!

King Dedede:
It whupped Meta Knight.

Escargoon:
That Masher's a marvel.

Knuckle Joe:
laughs You ain't seen nothin' yet.

[Knuckle Joe leaps down, tosses away his business suit, and charges in to join in Masher's beatdown of Kirby]

Tiff:
Knuckle Joe! [starts shedding tears] Please don't do it.

Knuckle Joe:
Get ready, Kirby. Your time is up! See how ya like this! Vulcan Jab, Vulcan Jab, Vulcan Jab! (starts pounding on Kirby as well)

Tiff:
Poor Kirby.

Tuff:
One bad guy was enough, Tiff. How can Kirby win two against one?

King Dedede:
[in reaction to Knuckle Joe's sudden betrayal against Masher] You was supposed to drive Kirby out, not mess with Masher!

Knuckle Joe:
I tricked ya!

[everyone reacts in surprise]

Knuckle Joe:
It took a long time to plan, but it was worth it. I'm a monster hunter now, and I wanted to bag one of the big ones. That meant goin' after Masher!

Meta Knight:
Hmmm. So you hunted down Masher... with a suit and tie?

Dedede:
That's De-de-devious! [laughing]

Escargoon:
What are you laughing at? Knuckle Joe just made you look like a knucklehead.

Dedede:
AAAAH! You two-timer! Nobody monkeys with Triple D!

Knuckle Joe:
Sorry, tubby. Too late!

Escargoon:
Now look who's been mashed.

N.M.E. Sales Guy:
Sir, I must take full responsibility for this disaster. I'd like to resign...

eNeMeE:
Forget it! Let those fools think they've beaten us. When they let their guard down, we'll teach them a lethal lesson. [laughs evilly]

Tuff:
We thought you were workin' for the bad guys.

Tiff:
You were like a double agent, Joe.

Meta Knight:
Hunting down monsters throughout the universe... Joe, your father would be proud.

King Dedede:
Eh, what happened?

Escargoon:
You were sleepwalking, that's what happened! Or should I say you were sleepwhacking!

King Dedede:
[screams] Kirby's after me again! [runs away]

Kirby:
[runs towards King Dedede] Poyo!

King Dedede:
[runs faster] You keep dem fangs away from me, pinkeh!

Kirby:
[runs faster] Payo, yayo!

Mabel:
The monster that has been haunting you is your conscience, Sire.

King Dedede:
What's a conscience?

Mabel:
It is the goodness that lies in the deepest part of you.

Escargoon:
Oh please. The only thing lying in the deepest part of him is a fried cheese log.

Tuff:
Wonder what Dedede's up to?

Tiff:
Based on past experience, I think it's safe to say it's something stupid.

N.M.E. Sales Guy:
[about Phantom Star Gerath] Thousand years away, hmm? I don't know about our little friends, but I for one am feeling kind of impatient. What do you say we speed up the process just a little bit?

Nightmare:
What a wonderful idea. [laughs evilly]

Meta Knight:
Mice will always scamper away from a ship before it sinks.

Tokkori:
Kirby... Any moment now we'll be dust in the wind. We've always been the best of buddies, huh, Kirby? Huh? Kirby? KIRBY!! Listen when I'm talkin' to ya!

King Dedede:
What? You're leaving?

Escargoon:
I wanted spend this time with my mama. I thought you might get hungry at the end so here's where all the snacks are.

King Dedede:
You always stay by my side no matter what.

Escargoon:
Oh, Majesty! Farewell. [He attempts to leave, But suddenly ripping sound from Dedede tearing the letter in pieces]

King Dedede:
You ain't leaving now!

Escargoon:
Huh? [As Dedede hugging him] LET ME GO, I'M GETTING OUT OF HERE!

King Dedede:
[laughing, Escargoon grunting] What's the matter with you, Escargoon? Can't you take a heat!? [laughing]

Escargoon:
I WANT MY MAMA!!!

Escargoon:
Sire, you're a one tackless-blubber mouth. [Dedede punches him]

King Dedede:
Keep quiet you! [Escargoon weeps] Huh?

[Escargoon crying in loudly]

King Dedede:
Hey, what's the matter, ol' buddy?

Escargoon:
It's...just...so sad. [sobs] I'll never call you "blubber mouth" again.

King Dedede:
Yeah..That's right. It pretty soon I won't be able to smash you with my mallet no more neither.

Escargoon:
[Sighs] Sire.

King Dedede:
Escargoon! [He and Escargoon bawling as they hugged in embrace]

Escargoon:
You did it! You lovable lug, you! You finally listened to your heart for once!

Amon:
The time has come! We must defeat our oppressors. Our natural meekness has been mistaken for weakness, but from this day forward, we will not behave like simpering sheep, but like ravenous wolves. Throughout history, we have been dominated by fear. But now our oppressors will learn to fear us!

[flocks of angry sheep rampage throughout Cappy Town, eating as much food as they can find while also wrecking as many antiques as possible]

Chef Kawasaki:
I knew sheep liked grass, but who knew they liked my food?

Prof. Curio:
Oh, you can't go tearin' up my shop like a pack of wolves!

Tuggle:
Hey, you're gettin' wool all over my merchandise there.

Amon:
You have done well. Dream Land is now at our mercy, but we will show no mercy. We will conquer this planet, my friends... and soon, the entire universe! [he and the other sheep howl triumphantly in unison]

Amon:
Now you Cappies are the shuddering sheep, and the wicked wolves are in charge.

Cappy:
Alright, what do you want us to do?

Amon:
All of you, BAA!

Chef Kawasaki:
Baa, Baa?

Prof. Curio:
Baa, Baa...

Amon:
I said, all of you! I command you! BAA!!!!!

[The Cappies and Waddle Dees Baa like sheep]

Amon:
Louder, or the wolves will get angry.

[The Cappies and Waddle Dees Baa even louder]

Amon:
I command you. BAA! Or you will suffer the consequences! Those who disobey me will face the chopping block!

Amon:
These cowards don't deserve their freedom.

Amon:
There must be others like me. Others who yearn for freedom. I will seek them out, and perhaps one day I will lead a new flock.

Whispy Woods:
[about Acore] I can't be certain. He's been around for 800 years. There are many perils at such a great age.

Tiff:
TUFF!

Tuff:
Ah! Hey, Tiff, what's wrong? How come you look so mad?

Tiff:
You know why! You were fighting!

Iro:
We were just helping this old tree.

Tuff:
Yeah, Whispy Woods asked us to.

Tiff:
Oh really so Whispy Woods asked you to kick out those animals?

Tuff:
Well, not exactly...

Tiff:
Of course not. Because those animals helped that tree by living in it!

Tuff, Iro, Spikehead And Honey:
Huh!?

Kirby:
Poyo?

Coo:
Acore provides us with a place to stay. And in exchange, we harm those insects and enrich the soil.

Tiff:
That's right. Kicking them out was a mistake!

Tuff, Iro, Spikehead And Honey:
[sadly] Aw...

Tuff:
We were only trying to help...

Tokkori:
Well, ya didn't. Thanks to you that tree's even worse off than before!

Coo:
You helped them too, Tokkori.

Tokkori:
Yeah, I forgot that.

King Dedede:
Now that them bothersome animals is gone, I can finally get to work!

Escargoon:
Go ahead and slice the tree like you slice your tee-off shots.

King Dedede:
At last, I'm gonna achieve my goal of cutting down all these trees to build myself a country club. [sniffs] It's truly a dream come true..! [whimpering and crying loudly]

Escargoon:
Save the tears for your golf score, Sire. Now it's time to start hacking.

King Dedede:
[stops crying] Good idea. [laughing]

King Dedede:
Escargoon!

Escargoon:
Your majesty! Come back!

King Dedede:
We've been De-De-Divided!

Tiff:
Please don't fall, Acore!

Tokkori:
It's too much! We can't hold 'im!

Tiff:
Yes we can, just push!

Coo:
We can't give up!

Rick:
We can't let our friend come crashin' to the ground, mates!

[meanwhile, King Dedede and Escargoon are watching Kirby and co.'s valiant efforts to keep Acore standing from atop a nearby cliff]

King Dedede:
[laughing] Them do-gooders think we gave up!

Escargoon:
They're always overestimating our common sense. [has the Grasshopper Eavesdropper detonate near a nearby waterfall, causing a flood in one final attempt to destroy Acore]

Escargoon:
Believe me, it'll be cheaper than your hospital bill if you have to eat my cooking.

King Dedede:
Escargoon! Let's play some putt-putt!

Escargoon:
I don't have time to watch you cheat at miniature golf. My entire life savings are in jeopardy!

King Dedede:
Whadda ya mean I cheat?

Escargoon:
Oops.

King Dedede:
I ain't never cheated at miniature golf!

Kirby:
Poooyooooo! Poyo! [laughs cutely] Poyo! Poy!

Tiff:
Kabu here is not only extremely ancient, but he's also the wisest-- [notices the tourists throwing coins into Kabu's insides and gasps] Hey, no throwing coins!

[the tourists continue to throw coins into Kabu anyway]

King Dedede:
Let them folks toss away. It's free money.

[the tourists start painting graffiti all over Kabu]

Tuff:
Tiff, look what they're doin'! [Tiff notices what the tourists are now doing to Kabu] Knock it off!

Tiff:
Kabu's one of the greatest treasures in Dream Land!

[the tourists bicker back at her in a foreign language]

Waddle Doo:
Chill out. We do this every place we visit.

Tiff:
How rude!

Escargoon:
Ah, who cares? It's just a talking tiki. Let's move it!

[King Dedede laughing]

[the tourists prepare to leave for their next destination]

Tiff:
I'm sorry, Kabu. We'll come back and clean you up.

Kabu:
I could use some moisturizer too.

Waddle Doo:
[to the tourists, pointing to his flask of ice] Shibi ton pa, ha ta sai Kirby!

N.M.E. Sales Guy:
As far as tourism goes, Sire, here's my opinion. You might as well rename Dream Land "Snoozeville"!

King Dedede:
Well, as far as I'm concerned, them tourists can take a hike!

King Dedede:
Somebody stole all the pictures out of this here book! It's all gobbledygook here.

Escargoon:
They're words.

[beat]

Escargoon:
[screams] You rule a Kingdom and you don't even know how to read?

[beat]

King Dedede:
Course I know how to read, you dummy! I learned how to before I got expelled from kindergarten!

Escargoon:
Give me that book! I'm only up to chapter 2!

Tiff:
They must be under a spell. Knock it off, King Dedede is using this game to hurt Kirby!

Rowlin [Fake]:
It's too late Tiff, you can't break my spell. [evily laughs]

Rowlin:
You imposter! How dare you be me.

Tiff:
So then you're the real author?

Rowlin:
You've been hoodwinked by her. She didn't create Pappy Pottey!

Rowlin:
No matter how sad we feel or how bad our circumstances, we can use our imaginations to dream something better. We should never give up on our dreams because they're what build our tomorrows!

King Dedede:
I want all them candies with mini-figures in this here store!

Tuggle:
Every single one of 'em?

Gengu:
I don't know.

King Dedede:
Perhaps this'll persuade ya. [laughs as he places blocks of money at Tuggle & Gengu's counter to their delight]

Meta Knight:
Hmm... So they think my mini figure will be popular. Hmm... I like that.

Chief Bookem:
[to Dedede] I'm sorry, Your Highness, but I gotta do my duty. Next time you wanna steal, just raise our taxes.

King Dedede:
I felt like a zoo animal sitting in that jail cell.

Escargoon:
No self-respecting zoo would take you.

Narrator:
Is the game over for Kirby and his friends? Find out on the next Kirby: Right Back at Ya!

Narrator:
In our last episode, Tuggle and Gengu teamed up to create a new taste sensation, each packed with a powerful toy surprise. Even the grown-ups went gaga collecting the action figures... and Kirby was happy to scarf down the candy. But King Dedede schemed with Nightmare Enterprises to drop a destructive new line of action figures on the unsuspecting Cappies. Now the mini-milita is on the march. Can Kirby conquer them?

N.M.E. Sales Guy:
You've got to think creatively, D. The monsters were designed to look like toys, so they could play around with their enemies.

King Dedede:
Can't tell a crook by its blubber!

Meta Knight:
This is perfect.

Tiff:
What're you talking about?

Tuff:
It's over. Kirby's gonna lose the match.

Meta Knight:
In order to mature, Kirby must be pushed to his utmost limits. Only then will he learn to exceed them.

Tuff:
Uh oh. Kirby's gonna get pulverized.

Tiff:
That wrestler's too big.

Meta Knight:
Every opponent has a weakness.

N.M.E. Sales Guy:
[laughs] I tried to sell you more fighting monsters, but you decided to pinch your pennies. Now you're stuck with the junk, Big D.

King Dedede:
I'll never collect nothin' again!

King Dedede:
Do y'all know how to tell a story? Do y'all know how to draw 'til your fingers fall off? Do y'all know how to color inside the lines? Then we want YOU! [Laughs] I'm the most important person in this whole jointhouse! Heck, I'm the producer!

Spikehead:
A producer? What does a producer do?

Iro:
A producer doesn't do anything.

Escargoon:
Hmmmm, they gotcha there, Majesty.

[the Cappies present their poorly-drawn pictures of Dedede Man]

Mayor Len:
I think I've really captured you, Sire.

King Dedede:
[tears the drawing out of Len's hand] I oughtta capture you!

Iro:
What do you think, Your Majesty?

King Dedede:
[tears the drawing out of Iro's hand] I think it stinks!

Tuggle:
Pretty good, huh?

King Dedede:
[tears the drawing out of Tuggle's hand] Pretty awful!

Melman:
I slimmed you down a bit.

King Dedede:
[yells as he tears the drawing out of Melman's hand]

King Dedede:
All you lazy louts better be workin'!

Chief Bookem:
Lazy?!

Mayor Len:
With all due respect, we're working as hard as we can.

King Dedede:
If you don't get crackin', I'm gonna have to give you all a whackin'!

Escargoon:
[Grunts] We'd better air what we just have.

[the altered opening of King Dedede's new show starts playing]

King Dedede:
[singing to the opening] Dedede! That's the name you should know! Dedede! He's the king of the show! You'll holler and hoot, he'll give Kirby the boot! Dedede's the one!

Tiff:
[reacting to the new show's altered opening] Hey! Kirby's supposed to be the star!

Tuff:
Yeah, now it's about Dedede.

Tiff:
Okay, guys. Get ready.

Tuff:
Our lines are coming up.

Meta Knight:
Tiff, I am nervous. I have never... acted before.

Tiff:
Don't worry. You'll do great.

Meta Knight:
Thank you.

King Dedede:
[laughs] I AM A SUPAHSTAR WARRIAH. [exclaims]

Tiff:
"Dedede Saves the Day"? Hey, wait! Where'd that title come from?!

Tiff:
That cheat! Dedede made Kirby look like the bad guy!

Tuff:
He must've switched stuff around while we weren't looking.

Escargoon:
Good morning, Majesty.

Dedede:
Well, if it ain't my faithful servant, Escargoon!

Escargoon:
My, aren't you looking fit as a fiddle!

Dedede:
You're downright spiffy yourself.

Escargoon:
Have you seen Kirby today, Majesty?

Dedede:
He don't scare me none!

Tiff:
Those two changed my script so they look like heroes! [Growls]

Tuff:
If Dedede and Escargoon are heroes, this sure isn't a reality show.

Escargoon:
We're right behind you majesty. You're a hero to us all!

King Dedede:
Oh come now. Little ol' me a hero? Surely you jestin'!

Meta Knight:
Look! It is Fire Dedede, our Hero! [to You] I would never say that.

King Dedede:
Look at that charisma!

Escargoon:
Majesty, we're gonna have to ad-lib this part, we never wrote the last two pages of the script!

King Dedede:
Ad-lib? YOU COULDN'T TELL ME THIS BEFORE, YOU SCATTERBRAINED [As he hits Escargoon with his mallet] SLUG?!

King Dedede:
[sigh] All this animation's giving me palpitation!

Escargoon:
I'll never direct another cartoon.

Tuff:
Hey, this is great!

Tiff:
It's one of those shows that's so bad it's good!

Escargoon:
[screams] Look! A whole pile of ugly monsters! [Dedede hammers him]

King Dedede:
Them things is handsome. They gotta be good-lookin' 'cause they look just like me. They're Dedede Dolls!

Escargoon:
Ah, is this a joke? I never imagined you as a doll.

King Dedede:
[chuckles] Yeah, these here mini-Ds is gonna make me a bazillion bucks.

King Dedede:
Time for me to work my hypno-hoot-dooey.

King Dedede:
[speaking through the Dedede Dolls] Dedede... You like me... Dedede... You trust me...

Chief Bookem:
[laughs] What do you know? It does bring good fortune.

Meta Knight:
But haven't you ever wondered how all the money got there in the first place?

King Dedede:
Sleep tight, my little chump. You about to have a crude awakenin'. [chuckles]

King Dedede:
Dedede is tired. I ain't gettin' no rest. If I can't sleep, then neither can you fools! WAKE UP! [starts psychically using his Dedede Dolls to pummel the residents of Cappy Town, laughing all the while, except for Tiff, who already locked up her own doll inside one of her drawers before going to sleep]

Escargoon:
Morning, Sire.

King Dedede:
You sleep in a boxin' ring?

Escargoon:
This doll beat me up. Some late-night comedian put it in my bed while I was sleepin'. Wonder who that could be?

King Dedede:
[laughs] That's great! Now I know I ain't the only one in this here kingdom who feels permanently pooped out.

Escargoon:
That selfish sack of slag. If it were up to me, I'd give him one of these. [bonks his Dedede Doll]

King Dedede:
Ow! Hey, somebody just knocked me on my noggin. You throw somethin' at me?

Escargoon:
Not me. All I did was gently tap on the doll, like this. [bonks his Dedede Doll again, unknowingly causing Dedede to feel the pain on his noggin again]

Tokkori:
That's one dangerous doll. Last night, it stomped me without any warnin'. Kick that thing out!

[Kirby kicks his doll, unknowingly knocking Dedede down as a result]

Escargoon:
Hey, watch it! I just had your hat cleaned.

King Dedede:
Hey! Quit strangling me!

Escargoon:
I'm only tryin' to prevent somethin' terrible from happenin' to ya, Sire!

Cappies:
Here's your crummy stickers! Thanks for nothin'.

Mayor Len Blustergas:
I can't believe I ever thought the king was trustworthy.

Chief Bookem:
I should've known it was a big scam.

Mabel:
Why in the world would I want to see his face all the time?

Escargoon:
We're broke. We're right back where we've started, Sire.

King Dedede:
I can't afford to buy no more monsters. [cries] But I still got one doll left so's I can get my revenge!

Escargoon:
I dunno. Playing with dolls can be hazardous to your health.

King Dedede:
That don't matter none to me so long as I get that Kirby! [laughs]

Tiff:
What's he doing?

Escargoon:
Maybe lack of sleep made him crazy.

Tiff:
Now that's embarrassing.

Escargoon:
Honey, you don't know the meaning of embarrassing.

Tokkori:
Turn into Doll Kirby!

[Kirby jumps up in an attempt to transform and gain the ability of the Dedede Doll he just inhaled, but falls back down, unable to gain any ability]

Tokkori:
Figures. Guess you don't have enough brains to be a doll.

Tuff:
Hah! This is fun. I bet Kirby doesn't know a thing about his surprise party.

Tiff:
Probably. He hardly knows anything.

Tuff, Spikehead, Iro, & Honey:
That's true.

Mayor Len:
Kirby, I didn't see you there! This is no place for you, I'm afraid.

Prof. Curio:
That's right. We're busy, so, uh... Run along.

Mayor Len:
Shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo. [Kirby begins to leave] Bye bye, Kirby!

Chef Kawasaki:
Oh, I can't have you in my kitchen, Kirby! Out!

Chief Bookem:
Oh! Sorry, Kirby. Lots to do today. Gotta apprehend a couple of donuts!

King Dedede:
That there's a weapon of mass Dedede-struction.

King Dedede:
You saw it! This whole town's revoltin'!

Escargoon:
You said it!

King Dedede:
They lookin' to dispossess me and tarnish the reputation of the Dedede Dynasty! Them ungrateful ingrates!

Escargoon:
After all you've done to them!

King Dedede:
[growls] I'll stamp out them double-crossers! How can them Cappies Dedede-throne ME?!

Escargoon:
I saw this coming. After all, a ruler like you is loud, mean, nasty, sneaky, self-centered...[King Dedede angrily flattens him, weakly]...did I mention violent...

N.M.E. Sales Guy:
Hey there. What up, Triple D?

King Dedede:
I'll tell you what's up. I need you to send me your most powerful monster!

N.M.E. Sales Guy:
Our most powerful monster? Sounds urgent.

King Dedede:
You bet it's urgent! I'm about to become the victim of a Cappy-comb!

N.M.E. Sales Guy:
I think I've got one for you, but I should warn ya. He's a bit of a slippery character.

King Dedede:
Whadda ya mean?

N.M.E. Sales Guy:
You see, he has trouble distinguishing between friend and foe. Poor little fella gets confused sometimes. I'd wanna handle this one with care, Big D!

King Dedede:
You send it over and we'll handle it real good!

Tokkori:
What's that? Nobody wants to play with ya? [bursts out laughing about what Kirby told him] Nobody wants to play with ya, 'cause nobody here likes ya!

Kirby:
[shocked by what Tokkori just said to him] POYO?!

Tokkori:
Ever since you got here, you've been a pink pain in the neck. As usual, I'm the only one around here with the guts to tell you the truth! Everybody says that Kirby is nothin' but trouble. If I was you, I'd fly the coop cause you ain't welcome here, Sonny! [Kirby starts packing up] With you outta the way, things would finally get back to normal, and I could take over this cottage permanent. Booooy, wouldn't that be the day? [notices that Kirby's gone] Huh? Kirby? Where'd that boy go?

[King Dedede and Escargoon arrive in their limo to attack the Cappies' anniversery preparations]

Mayor Len Blustergas:
[seeing King Dedede and Escargoon, and in horror] Oh no, it's King Dedede!

Tiff:
What!? He ran away?!

Tokkori:
That's what I said, ain't it?

Tiff:
Tokkori...WHY WOULD KIRBY WANNA RUN AWAY!?

Tokkori:
If you really wanna know, Kirby and I had a little talk. I said he'd be better off elsewhere since nobody likes him here anyway!

Tiff:
How could you say such an awful thing!?!

Tokkori:
Well how come none of YOU would play with him?

Tuff:
[teasing] That's for us to know and you to find out!

Tiff:
[grabbing Tokkori] Are you telling us the truth about Kirby?!

Tokkori:
[absolutely terrified] YEAH! YEAH, IT'S TRUE!!

Tiff:
YEAH?! Then you'd better get out there and find him! AND NOW!!!

Tokkori:
[flying out of the house] AAAAGHH!! KIRBY!!

Kabu:
Wait! Do not go. You are troubled, my friend, and your heart is full of sorrow. One year has passed since you came to Dream Land.

Tokkori:
Ah! There ya are! Hey, next time you run away, tell me where you're goin', would ya? I've been lookin' high and low for ya. Yer girlfriend's plenty steamed at me cause a' you. Come on! Get movin'! Everybody in Cappy Town's goin' crazy worryin', so come on back home!

Meta Knight:
A whole year has passed. How quickly time flies.

King Dedede:
Just wait 'til they get a load of the icing on this cake!

Tiff:
I'm sorry, Kirby. We didn't play with ya because we didn't want to ruin the surprise for ya. We wouldn't want to hurt you for anything, Kirby.

Chef Kawasaki:
Wow! Even I couldn't get a cake to raise that high.

King Dedede:
They really outdid themselves there. I've heard of pretty girls poppin' outta cakes, but this is even better!

Tiff:
That's new.

Tuff:
What mode is that, Meta Knight?

Meta Knight:
He is now Bomb Kirby.

Tiff & Tuff:
Bomb Kirby?

Meta Knight:
You have indeed grown in many ways this year. I cannot wait to see what changes next year brings.

Tiff:
Happy first anniversary, Kirby. We're all very happy that you came to Dream Land. Kirby, we love you.

Chef Kawasaki:
I've never seen such a beautiful fireworks display. What a party!

Mayor Len Blustergas:
Yes.

Chief Bookem:
Those two are havin' a blast.

King Dedede:
I've been real patient with you, but I want me a monster that can whup Kirby now!

N.M.E. Sales Guy:
I understand your disappointment, Big D, but I've been sending you top-of-the-line monsters all along.

King Dedede:
Well the bottom line is, them lamos was losers!

Escargoon:
That's right! His majesty may be a big fat meathead, but how many half-baked freakazoids are you gonna send me?!

King Dedede:
[bops Escargoon] I'll do the complainin' here.

N.M.E. Sales Guy:
Maybe you've been going about stopping Kirby the wrong way. Have you ever thought about-

King Dedede:
I ain't interested in thinkin'! I know everything there is to know about catchin' Kirby already.

N.M.E. Sales Guy:
I was only going to remind your fly-ness about Kirby's secret weapon.

King Dedede:
Say what?

Escargoon:
Secret weapon?

N.M.E. Sales Guy:
[laughs] I'm referring of course to Kirby's shining star; the Warp Star.

King Dedede:
The Warp Star?

Escargoon:
That's what that Tiff always calls out.

King Dedede:
Yeah. The big ol' thing comes flying to rescue Kirby.

N.M.E. Sales Guy:
[laughs again] See what a little thing he can do... [Dedede pelts his monitor with an egg, surprising him]

King Dedede:
Just kill the dip-strip and get to the point.

N.M.E. Sales Guy:
As I was about to say, Sire, if Kirby didn't have the Warp Star to come to his rescue, Kirby would be easy to get rid of.

King Dedede:
Hey, that's it! If we can stop the Warp Star, we can stop Kirby! Hah!

Sir Ebrum:
Good day, Your Majesty.

Lady Like:
You most certainly startled us.

Tiff:
You better not be here for Kirby.

Escargoon:
[laughs] We're not here for the little pod.

King Dedede:
We here for the big mouth!

Tiff:
Huh? [The limousine use a grab nabber to nab her]

Tuff:
You can't do that!

Lady Like:
Tiff, no!

[Dedede and Escargoon stuff Tiff into their limo and drive away with her, they laughing]

Tuff:
[chases Dedede's limousine alongside Kirby, Fololo & Falala] COME BACK!

Fololo:
HEY!

Tuff:
YOU DIRTY CROOK!!!

Sir Ebrum:
How dare he! That blaggard has kidnapped our daughter!

Lady Like:
We have to get her back somehow!

[At the dungeon]

King Dedede:
Lookie here, girly. You can have yourself all of these sweety cakes and creamy puffs compliments of yo kingly ol' friend Dedede.

Escargoon:
That's right, I'll you gotta do is cooperate. Here, have a cupcake.

Tiff:
I wouldn't touch your cruddy cupcake. Now you better untie me and let me go right now. RIGHT NOW!

Escargoon:
Oh, we'll let you go soon enough.

King Dedede:
Just say those magic words!

Tiff:
What magic words?

Escargoon:
The ones you say whenever that pesky pinky is in a pickle.

Both:
Kabu.

King Dedede:
Warp Star!

[Both laughing]

King Dedede:
Now all you gotta do is say it. And if you don't say it, we gonna keep you tied up not too tight till you do, got it?

Tiff:
Hmph.

Escargoon:
Yeah! Tell us where he's hidin' that Warp Star!

Tiff:
I'm not gotta tell you and you two anything.

Tuff:
[offscreen] Hey, Tiff!

All:
Huh?

Tuff:
Let's go!

Tiff:
What are you doing here?

Escargoon:
Look, it's the little brother to the rescue. Ain't that nauseating?

King Dedede:
Get lost. We tryin' to find out where Kirby's Warp Star's at.

Tuff:
Uh... that's easy. The Warp Star's inside Kabu.

Kirby:
Poyo.

[Dedede, Escargoon, and Tiff all react in shock and Tuff, having realized what he just said, covers his mouth, and then Dedede and Escargoon burst out laughing and then run off to Kabu]

Tuff:
[untying Tiff] Sorry. It just slipped out.

Tiff:
Some secret keeper. [sighs]

Tuff:
Hurry!

Tiff:
Luckily, we don't have to hurry.

[Kirby starts eating the food Dedede and Escargoon had out on the table while interrogating Tiff]

Tuff:
But what if they find it somehow?

Tiff:
Even if Dedede and Escargoon found the Warp Star, it wouldn't do them any good.

Tuff:
Huh?

Tiff:
Because they don't understand the power of the Warp Star like I do.

[Tiff flashes back to the events of Dark and Stormy Knight, where she revealed to Meta Knight that she brought the Warp Star to Kabu to keep it safe and secret, and called upon it to aid Kirby during his fight against Kracko]

Tuff:
I remember all that, too. But I wanna know where you got the idea to hide the Warp Star inside Kabu.

Tiff:
Well that was easy. I remember the first time I saw it.

[Tiff flashes back to when she and Prof. Curio first discovered the Warp Star's pedestal inside Kabu]

Prof. Curio:
Look! I've never seen that.

Tiff:
[narrating] It was like it was made for the Warp Star. It had to stay with Kabu.

[flashback ends]

Tuff:
It sure is weird. [about the Warp Star's pedestal] But the Warp Star fits inside it so perfect, especially since Kabu's been around for millions of years.

Tiff:
Of course it's weird. Everything about Kabu is weird.

King Dedede:
Alright Kabu, I'm gonna ask ya one last time. Now is you or is you ain't hidin' Kirby's Warp Star? (Kabu doesn't respond)

Escargoon:
Alright, Mr. Frozen Face, now you're gonna get it!

Waddle Doo:
Attack! [the Waddle Dees throw their spears at Kabu, but they simply bounce off him without any effect on him]

King Dedede:
Escargoon! I want that freaky tiki in jail!

Escargoon:
In jail?

King Dedede:
Waddle Doo! Throw Kabu in the dungeon, you hear?

Waddle Doo:
Dungeon?! But Your Majesty, I don't have the Waddle Dee power. Kabu's too big to move!

King Dedede:
What?

Escargoon:
Believe it or not, he's heavier than you are.

Tiff:
[to Meta Knight] You're not in charge of the Warp Star. I am.

King Dedede:
[laughing] The Wimp Star's high-tailin' it home to Kabu.

N.M.E. Sales Guy:
Home to Kabu? What do you mean?

Escargoon:
Kabu's been hidin' the Warp Star. Get with the program, pal!

King Dedede:
Them pals thought they was pretty clever.

N.M.E. Sales Guy:
This isn't good, D. Better cancel that Kirby farewell party. I'm afraid that Warp Star's gonna be back in tip top shape in no time.

King Dedede and Escargoon:
[In horror] Huh?

N.M.E. Sales Guy:
Kabu's sort of a hospital for Warp Stars and wounded Star Warriors... Like a big recovery room.

King Dedede & Escargoon:
RECOVERY?!?!?!

Tiff:
Kabu, what are we gonna do? The Warp Star's damaged.

Kabu:
The Warp Star will need time to recover.

Kirby:
[sadly] Po-poyo, po...

Tiff:
Kirby, Kabu says the Warp Star's tired right now. The only thing we can do is wait for the Warp Star to get better again.

Kirby:
Poyo...

Escargoon:
[after watching the Formula Star Rider's defeat] I'd say that guy's a formula for disaster.

King Dedede:
I ain't worried none. We still got three more left here. [laughing] Kirby just got lucky that time, that's all.

King Dedede:
Hey, what's he slurpin' up all that water for?

Escargoon:
Maybe he ate somethin' salty.

[Kirby has defeated the Rocket Star Air Rider]

Tuff:
Yeah!

Tiff:
They might be faster, but Kirby's way smarter.

King Dedede:
[after having watched the Winged Star Rider's defeat and angrily growls] These Air Riders is a bust. Whatcha givin' me?

N.M.E. Sales Guy:
Hold on there, gents. After all, the show's not over yet, now, is it?

Escargoon:
No, but it better have an unhappy ending.

King Dedede:
This last one better do the trick or you in trouble here!

N.M.E. Sales Guy:
You'll see that Shadow Star's the grand finale.

Tiff:
[about the Winged Star] Wow, Kirby really knows how to fly that thing!

Meta Knight:
A Star Warrior can fly anything.

Tiff:
How'd we get inside Kabu? What happened?

Tuff:
Don't you remember? You and Kirby were flying on the Warp Star and you fell off.

[Tiff remembers when a blast from a Destraya chipped off a piece of Kirby's Warp Star and knocked both of them off]

Tuff:
We were kind of worried. You and Kirby have been knocked out ever since.

Tiff:
But what about all those flying fighters that were after Kirby?

Tuff:
What flyin' fighters, Tiff?

Tiff:
What do you mean what flying fighters?

Tuff:
There weren't any fighters. We've all been inside waitin' for you guys to wake up.

Meta Knight:
Tiff, did you really see them?

Tiff:
I'm telling you, I saw them, Meta Knight. You don't think I'd lie, do you?

Kirby:
Poyo.

Kabu:
No, Tiff. It was all a dream. A dream that only you and Kirby dreamt.

Tiff:
I don't understand.

Kabu:
Tiff, I sent you and Kirby that dream. I have learned from others like me that eNeMeE has been stealing Air Ride Machines throughout the universe.

Tiff:
But I still don't understand why you would send that dream to Kirby and me.

Kabu:
Kirby must learn to fly not just Warp Stars, but other battle vehicles as well.

Tiff:
Well you should be proud of him. Kirby flew those things like a pro.

Kirby:
Poyo!

N.M.E. Sales Guy:
Well, it seems Kirby and his Warp Star aren't invincible after all.

Nightmare:
It's only a matter of time before the Warp Star will be ours for the taking. [laughs evilly]