Kirby: Right Back at Ya!, Season 3

Tiff:
[to Kirby] It must be real hard to play soccer when you're always mistaken for the ball.

Mayor Len Blustergas:
[laughs heartily] How's that? You saw an actual ghost?

Chief Bookem:
From the scream she let out, I'd have to say you're right, Mayor.

Tuggle:
What good's being a kid if you don't have nightmares once in a while?

[In the mansion; Tiff and Kirby huddle together]

Kirby:
Poyo.

Tiff:
There's nothing to be afraid of, Kirby. You know there's no such thing is ghosts.

Narrator:
Who's behind these sinister spirits, and will Kirby and his friends survive them?! Find out...next time!

Narrator:
In our last episode, Kirby and crew were invited to a spook-out: A chilling contest organized by grown-ups that challenges Cappy kids to survive a night of fright. Setting out into the shadows, our brave contestants began their trek down the path of peril, and soon found themselves flabber-ghosted by a ghoulish surprise. But the courage of Kirby knew no bounds. Our plucky pink hero leapt at every chilling challenge, and soon discovered that fake ghosts can be even more fiendish than real ones. Unknown to the Cappies, King Dedede and Escargoon had taken over the spook-out, and were using it to run their own ghastly games. None of their tricks stopped our three friends, however, as they reached the graveyard where the spook-out prize was buried. Kirby celebrated with a victory dance, but the trio's triumph was short-lived when a sudden storm broke out, catching them by surprise, and forcing them to seek shelter in a mysterious and menacing mansion. As our heroes walked through the door, they didn't realize they were crossing the threshold of terror, and that fearsome forces were lurking in the shadows ready to blow them away or shut them in forever. Now the fear factor's out of control as Kirby and his friends find themselves locked in a real-live horror show!

Meta Knight:
I sense a dangerous force at work here. It must be eNeMeE.

King Dedede:
Uh-oh. Escargoon? Yo! You okay? I done mistook you for a ghost!

Escargoon:
...How many ghosts take showers?

N.M.E. Sales Guy:
I was about to rid your kingdom of Kirby once and for all, and you two nearly spoiled it.

N.M.E. Sales Guy:
This little bonehead's a real shocker!

Kirby:
Zzzzzzzzz....

Sir Gallant:
Greetings, peasants! I am Sir Gallant, and I have been greatly moved by your plight and by the courage that you have shown in the face of such monstrous enslavement. But fear not. The end of your oppression is at hand!

Sir Gallant:
[to Windwhipper] So, we meet again. You bested me last time, but this time I will prevail!

Mabel:
It is up to you to fight for justice everywhere.

[In the morning, at the Castle]

Escargoon:
Dedede's a rotten boss to work for. That I can't deny. He yells and screams and criticizes, no matter how I try. I deserve a raise, but the king refuses. All I ever get are bumps and bruises! He's a grouch. He's a grump. But I stay. Maybe I'll be king one day.

[King Dedede suddenly looms over Escargoon, but something about the former seems different; he's acting much nicer and more patient than normal]

King Dedede:
So, I'm a grouch and a grump and a rotten boss, huh?

Escargoon:
[Blushes, nervously] I wasn't talking about you. It was a different tyrant.

King Dedede:
That's okay.

Escargoon:
Ah! [Exclaims] Look out! [He accidentally dumps the roses with a vase on King Dedede and whimpering. Dedede pull the vase off his head, Escargoon dreaming about to get clobbered by Dedede] Please don't clobber me.

King Dedede:
[Chuckles] I sure won't.

Escargoon:
Huh? You mean you're not gonna mash me with your mallet?

King Dedede:
No, I forgive you.

Escargoon:
Huh? You do? I wonder if I still dreaming. [thuds and Dedede walks away] He's acting like he traded personalities with a teddy bear. Must be a ruse to get my guard down. [Dedede returns with a mop] I knew it! [Dedede cleans up the mess on the floor with the mop] Huh? [Dedede still cleaning] You can't trick me by pretending that you're not angry. I know you're planning to mop the floor with me.

King Dedede:
I ain't angry with you.

Escargoon:
Please don't torture me this way!!

King Dedede:
Let's let bygones be bygones!

Escargoon:
It's hard to believe but, maybe he means it. [His eyes become bright with emotion, exclaims in happily] Sire!

King Dedede:
Escargoon.

Escargoon:
[He snatches the broom away from him and becomes serious again] There's no way I'm falling for that gag. You fooled me too many times. [He gives Dedede an elbow that makes him step back until he steps on the rose thorns; Dedede jumps in pain and then slips in the wet and falls to the ground as a vase falls on his head] Oh boy! I'm in for in now!

King Dedede:
[a bump appears on his forehead] Why'd you push me?

Escargoon:
[Whimpers, throwing himself to the ground to avoid the blows] I'm sorry!

King Dedede:
[getting up again] That's okay.

Escargoon:
[screams in shocked and Dedede laughs. He kneels before Dedede with a desperate look] That's it! I give up! Sire, please stop acting like you don't want to get even with me? [cries]

King Dedede:
[placing a hand on Escargoon's head] I just want us to be friends.

Escargoon:
[screams in horrified] OH NO!!! THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!!! [laughs in horrified]

Escargoon:
That Dr. Yabui is full of hooey!

King Dedede:
Why can't we all just be friends?

Tiff:
This hallway needs a traffic light.

Tuff:
Isn't anybody normal around here?

King Dedede:
[Togeira, inside his head, has just stored enough of his anger and now unleashes it into an explosive flaming rage from within him, causing him to let loose a rage-filled roar to everyone's horror while causing Escargoon whimpering at the same time] Now it's payback time!

Tuff:
No more Mr. Nice Guy.

Kirby:
Poyo! Po, poy!

Tiff:
He's back to his old self.

Meta Knight:
No, the monster is still controlling him.

King Dedede:
Alright Escargoon, who's been beating on me!?

Escargoon:
[yells in panic, then laughs nervously and afterwards throws Dedede's hammer to Kirby] Uh, Kirby!

Kirby:
Poy! [Dedede grabs his hammer back from him] Po, poyo? Po...

King Dedede:
WELL NOW I'M GONNA POUND YOU 'TIL YOU'RE FLAT AS A FLAPPYJACK!!!

Tuff:
Whoa, that monster's super mad!

[Kirby and friends laugh at each other]

Kirby:
Poyo, poyo! Poyo, poyo!

King Dedede:
Aww... Ain't my new Scarfy-poos sweet, Escargoonie-goon?

Escargoon:
Yeah, I suppose they're kind of sweet. The kind of sweet that makes you barf.

Tokkori:
What's the matter? Ain't I tasty enough?

Tiff:
There's something wrong with that Scarfy food!

Tuff:
It's turned them all into monsters!

Meta Knight:
NME. I should've known!

[Kirby laughs at King Dedede]

[Tokkori laughing]

Escargoon:
Get a load of that!

[Buttercup and Chief Bookem laughing]

Escargoon:
Let's show an instant replay! [laughs]

[Prof. Curio laughing]

Escargoon:
Here it is from another angle! [laughs]

[Tuggle & Gus laughing, Escargoon laughs even harder, Chef Kawasaki, Gengu and two other Cappies laughing]

Escargoon:
I gotta see this again! Roll it in slow-mo this time! [A slow-mo of King Dedede getting hit by the pie is shown on TV, laughs]

[Iro & His Parents laughing]

King Dedede:
I'm through with that chef show! I want some good grub and all I get is a pie in the eye!

King Dedede:
[overhears Tiff's family laughing at him getting hit with a pie] Hey, what's so funny? [the family stops laughing for a few seconds, and then starts laughing again]

Sir Ebrum:
You're quite the comedian, your majesty!

Tiff:
A cream pie in the face... now that's a classic! [She and Sir Ebrum start laughing again while Dedede growls angrily]

Escargoon:
Slowing down the tape for a moment, we clearly see the stunned expression on the king's face as he is unexpectedly pie-pummeled. [laughs at the repeats twice]

Lady Like:
You also made my family scream many times in the past, your majesty. But now it's screaming with laughter!

Tuff:
It's funnier every time they show it! [Dedede growls again before running out of the living room]

Dedede:
I'm replacing it with a brand new show. It's one of them reality programs... called Pie Justice!

Tiff:
Dedede! Pie throwing isn't just a waste of time. It's also a waste of food! You should be ashamed of yourself.

N.M.E. Sales Guy:
Here's a little get well present for ya, D-Man! We heard you had a serious case of pie-arrhea!

Escargoon:
Now listen up! His Highness is declaring a new law!

King Dedede:
From now on, anybody in this here kingdom who says the word "poyo" is gonna be found guilty of treason!

Kirby:
Poyo?

King Dedede:
AH! Y'all heard that trash-talkin' traitor!

Tiff:
Why don't you suck it up!? [tastes the unknown custard] UUUUUGGGHHH!!!

Escargoon:
Bellybuster must make his pies in a barber shop. They taste like shaving cream, except worse.

Tiff:
Kirby, suck it up!

Kirby:
[covers his mouth and shakes his head no]

Tiff:
[gasps]

Tuff:
Not even Kirby could eat anything that bad.

Chef Kawasaki:
Somebody cooks worse than me! [laughs heartily]

Meta Knight:
I feel... dirty. [Sigh]

Meta Knight:
Here comes the custard!

Tiff:
What's happening?!

Meta Knight:
Bellybuster has swallowed them and they will now be... digested.

Tiff:
NO!

Tuff:
[Singing] When old King Dedede came to town, he got off his throne and his pants fell down.

Spikehead:
[Singing] He thinks he's a king, but he's really a clown.

Honey:
[Singing] When Dedede came to town!

Tuff, Iro, Spikehead & Honey:
[Singing] When old King Dedede starts to roar, he never heard anything like it before.

Kirby:
Poyo, Poyo!

Tuff, Iro, Spikehead & Honey:
[Singing] Unless of course, you heard him snore, then Dedede starts to roar! [Laughing]

Escagoon:
[Laughing] That's you, sire.

King Dedede:
They're making a monkey out of me!

Escargoon:
Oh, you've got to admit, it is pretty funny, sire. (laughing again) Huh? (sees his own drawing) I'll sue those little punks!

Tuff:
How come we have to wear these goofy-looking robes?

King Dedede:
'Cause I'm the one selling them, that's why!

King Dedede:
Must be the spirit of creativitude taking over!

Tiff:
[being possessed by the demon hat] Listen up you rowdy bunch of hooligans! [To Kirby] If you think you can get away with that kind of behavior in my class, You've Got Another Thing Comin'!

King Dedede:
[cried] Them ruffians ain't never gonna learn no manners! [crying]

King Dedede:
[He starts to shake and hold the menu in the air, everyone backs away as he tears the menu in half] I WANT NEW FOOD AND I WANT IT NOW!!

Hana:
[to Kirby] You came just in time! I'm about to serve dinner. Would you like to come join us?

Escargoon:
Just look at 'im! That pink pan-handler hustled three dinners out of those Cappies in one night!

Sir Ebrum:
[about the idea of winning money through a meal] That's interesting.

Lady Like:
It would be nice to win that money.

Sir Ebrum:
Oh dear, we're above that sort of thing.

King Dedede:
[laughing] Just remember, I like king-sized portions!

Buttercup:
Oh, we'll begin with the miso soup! It's from an old Japanese recipe I found. The second course will be sushi! There are twelve different varieties! We also have a medley of spring vegetables - many from outside Dream Land - all steamed to perfection and sprinkled with the special egg soy sauce! Next, comes a new dish I just invented: turkey tempura! There's also a special treat: broiled eel and onions! Those are just the appetizers! Now, for the main course!

Escargoon:
[thinking] This is trouble. I gotta stop the king from giving them a five-star rating, or our bank accounts is going belly-up!

Buttercup:
My crab has been sabotaged! I demand to see an instant replay just before the main course!

King Dedede:
[he grabs Escargoon's goatee] HEY! What's the idea torchin' my tongue!?

Escargoon:
Sorry, Sire. But I had to act quick cause you can't afford to pay out any more prize money!

King Dedede:
Let's see how you like you red pepper, You double-dealin' spice sneakin' slug, here!?

King Dedede:
I done decided that I don't feel like dinin' on crab no more. 'Specially when it's bigger than me. But you can go on ahead and eat it yourself if you want to.

Tiff:
Not even Kirby gets hungry enough to gobble up a giant monster for dinner. [laughs with everybody until Kirby gets ready to inhale the crab he just cooked, much to their shock] Kirby! NOOO!!!

Tuff:
Wow, Kirby sure cleaned his plate.

Lady Like:
With Kirby around, who needs a dishwasher?

Sir Ebrum:
I say every home should have a Kirby.

Tiff:
It's getting late, Kirby. Why don't you spend the night with us here?

Kirby:
Poyo, poyo!

King Dedede:
[yawns] I ain't seen no flyin' saucers here. I just wanna go back to bed.

Escargoon:
Sure. And wake up with an alien for a neighbor.

King Dedede:
And an alien for a neighbor for them foul Cappies.

King Dedede:
Escargoon, I oughtta have yer license revoked.

Escargoon:
Sure, whatever.

Sword Knight:
Forget it. It was probably just a shooting star.

Meta Knight:
Hmmm. [notices King Dedede's wrecked limo] I do not think a shooting star could do that.

King Dedede:
Wake up, y'all! We got an emergency! Close up them gates and head for your battle stations! We got a war on here! Hey Meta Knight! Get the lead out, you helmet head! Do some defendin' or somethin'!

Sirica:
Meta Knight!

[Meta Knight looks up to see Sirica on a level higher than the one he's standing on]

Sirica:
It's been a very long time.

Meta Knight:
You speak as though we have met. Have we?

Sirica:
So you don't remember? My mother was the Star Warrior Garlude!

[Meta Knight gasps in realization that Sirica is Garlude's daughter, just before Sirica starts opening fire on him and his knights with her machine gun]

Tiff:
Who are you?

Sirica:
My name is Sirica.

Tiff:
Why are you after Meta Knight?

Sirica:
He has something that is very precious to me. His sword: Galaxia.

Tiff:
Galaxia?

Tuff:
You mean Meta Knight's sword has a name?

Kirby:
Poyo?

Tiff:
This is ridiculous! Meta Knight's a great Star Warrior, not a thief like you.

Sirica:
Hmph. Meta Knight inspires great loyalty, for someone so heartless.

[Kirby and the kids gasp at what Sirica just said]

Tuff:
What do you mean?!

Sirica:
Your friend Meta Knight was an enemy of my mother. [begins flashback, in her mind] It was many many, years ago. My mother Garlude was considered the greatest of all Star Warriors. She and Meta Knight had been chosen among many noble warriors to reclaim the sacred sword, Galaxia, which had been stolen by the evil beast: Kirisakin. They began to battle the great monster. Both were brave and fought valiantly, but in the end, the beast proved too strong for Garlude. Just as she was reclaiming the sword, she was overpowered! Meta Knight stood and watched as my mother lost the battle. He stole the sword and fled, leaving my mother to perish... alone. [ends flashback]

Tiff:
He didn't do it! Get out, you liar!

Tuff:
That's right! Meta Knight would never do something like that.

Sirica:
I speak the truth. He abandoned my mother and stole Galaxia.

Meta Knight:
That is what you say. [appears behind Sirica, with Blade and Sword following immediately after]

Sirica:
Let's settle this.

Escargoon:
She's a little girl with a big ol' gun and a whole lot of attitude!

N.M.E. Sales Guy:
Very interesting. If this space girl's as tough as you say she is, then I better send over the "big guy". [sends Kirisakin to King Dedede and Escargoon as it roars and clashes its two scythes over its head]

King Dedede:
Now that's a monster!

Escargoon:
I think I'm gonna faint.

Sirica:
That sword is mine! Now you will pay.

Sirica:
[having heard a familiar lion-esque roar and seen Kirisakin making its way to Kabu] This can't be... it's Kirisakin, the great monster.

Meta Knight:
Kirisakin is here to reclaim the Galaxia sword. We must stop it!

Galaxia:
[after Sirica tries to pry it from the ground a second time] My name is Galaxia. Only the most powerful of knights may wield my ancient magic. Meta Knight is the chosen one. Your mother Garlude knew well this truth. [begins flashback to how Garlude sacrificed herself to deliver Galaxia to Meta Knight] In sacrificing her life, Garlude made the ultimate sacrifice.

[Garlude manages to pry Galaxia from its pedestal and throws it to Meta Knight before Kirisakin delivers the killing blow to her from behind. Meta Knight claims Galaxia and leaps at Kirisakin to fight it. End flashback]

Sirica:
If my mother gave my life, then I shall too.

Sirica:
Galaxia... Now I know my mother remained a true warrior to the end.

Meta Knight:
Sirica. Your mother would have been very proud of you.

Tiff:
Well, Meta Knight, she really was a great warrior.

King Dedede:
[Surrounded by potato chip bags] Y'know, there's jus' somthin' about sittin' in front o' the TV all day long that gives me the nibblies!

Escargoon:
Just look at this mess! Where do you expect me to put all these soggy sacks?

King Dedede:
This looks like a good place! [Shoves an empty bag onto Escargoon's head]

Escargoon:
You know, you're a real couch potato. You're as big as a couch and you're full of potatoes.

Escargoon:
Hey! You're a doctor, not a detective! Mind your own business, Yabui!

Meta Knight:
He has fallen, and cannot get up!

N.M.E. Sales Guy:
Hey, what up, D?

King Dedede:
Zip yer layer!

Escargoon:
Your chips made his majesty a travesty!

N.M.E. Sales Guy:
It's not our fault he can't control his appetite! We made those snacks to fatten up Kirby, not you, sire.

King Dedede:
Why'd ya have to go and make 'em so delicious?! Nobody can resist those things! THEY'S TOO DANG TASTY!!!!

Max Flexer:
Treadmills are a lot of fun. You'll survive 'em if you run! Get it going really fast, or this race will be your last!

King Dedede:
If fit is in, I'm out.

Tiff:
[after Kirby has transformed into Mike Kirby] Oh no! I forgot how terrible Microphone Kirby's singing is!

Mayor Len Blustergas:
[about Curio's fortune] He must have picked the stone! NO!!

Tiff:
I know what you're doing. Samo, you should be ashamed of yourself!

Lady Like:
My husband's prime minister!

Escargoon:
Your husband's unemployed, Blondie!

Escargoon:
I suppose the royal golf course is a bust?

Mabel:
You said it, not I.

Escargoon:
Ah...ah...ah...ah...AH-CHOO!!!

King Dedede:
[grunts] You sprayed me! Now what was that for!?

King Dedede:
HEY, YOU, META KNIGHT! Whadda' you know about all the sneezin' and wheezin' that's goin' round' here?

[Meta Knight coughs and Runs off]

King Dedede:
Even Meta Knight got a cold!

Escargoon:
Maybe this cold bug only infects intelligent life forms.

King Dedede:
What did you say?

Escargoon:
Oh, that's right. You didn't catch it either. I wonder would infect would imply.

King Dedede:
Are you saying I'm a brainless is day-off?

Escargoon:
Of course. It must be something else you have a common.

King Dedede:
Oh really? Like what?

Escargoon:
Well, I don't know, Sire. Maybe it's just a.....personality thing.

King Dedede:
Hmm. What's that supposed to mean?

Kirby:
Ahh..ahh.ahhhh.... CHOO!!

King Dedede:
I turned myself into an ice cube and I still ain't sick. What am I doing wrong!?

N.M.E. Sales Guy:
Maybe you're too warm-hearted.

King Dedede:
Here it is! A spankin' new year. Who knows? Maybe this year, I'll turn over a new leaf and treat folks more nice-like.

Escargoon:
A happy New Year to you, folks...and what better way to ring in the new year than with our newest program: The Kirby Quiz Challenge! If you think you got what it takes to win, then brush up on your Kirby Kirby Kirby trivia and sign up today! Five different teams will be chosen. So come on down, folks, you just might win first prize!

N.M.E. Sales Guy:
Greetings, and Happy New Year from all your friends at Nightmare Enterprises! I'll be hosting tonight's Kirby Quiz and I just know we're going to have a rockin' good time!

Honey:
I think it was Stone Kirby.

Mabel:
I think you are right. [presses button]

Tokkori:
What's the answer?

Tuff:
It was Fire Kirby. [presses button]

Samo:
I don't recall.

Kawasaki:
I'll take a wild guess. [presses button, answering "Needle"]

Tiff:
That's easy. It was Fire Kirby, remember?

Kirby:
[pressing button] Fire!

Escargoon:
It was Fire Kirby for sure.

King Dedede:
Haha! Stone Kirby! [presses button]

[Escargoon gasps]

N.M.E. Sales Guy:
This tough cookie fought against Kirby only to become a great hero. What was his name?

Mabel and Honey:
Knuckle Joe! [presses button]

Samo and Kawasaki:
Knuckle Joe! [presses button]

Tiff and Kirby:
Knuckle Joe! [presses button]

Tuff and Tokkori:
Knuckle Joe! [presses button]

Escargoon:
Knuckle Joe!

King Dedede:
[presses button] DEDEDE!

[Audience breaks out laughing]

Escargoon:
I had the right answer!

King Dedede:
Guess my hands must have slipped or something.

Tuff and Tokkori:
Spin Kick! [Tokkori presses button]

King Dedede and Escargoon:
Who cares, anyway?

[The entire audience breaks out laughing]

[The new year is welcomed with fireworks above Castle Dedede. King Dedede and Escargoon, on the other hand, are standing atop the mouth of a cannon/fireworks launcher]

King Dedede:
Please, please, I beg you!

Escargoon:
We promise we'll never cheat again!

[Waddle Doo laughs mischievously as he lights the fuse, launching the two into the air alongside the fireworks where they get caught in their explosions]

King Dedede:
What kind of prize is this 'ere?!

Escargoon:
It looks like we're startin' the new year off with a bang!

[King Dedede and Escargoon get launched back into the air and caught in even more fireworks explosions, including a Kirby-shaped one, as the citizens of Dream Land happily watch]

Tiff:
Well, it's starting to look like a Happy New Year already.

Kirby:
[jumps happily into the air] Poyo!

Lady Like:
[sees Tuff's soccer ball] Tuff, you know better. Take this ball outside.

Tuff:
[about the outside storm] Out there? [cue booming thunder sounds, startling Kirby and the kids]

Sir Ebrum:
The weather's taken a nasty turn.

Tiff:
I've never seen lightning this bad.

Tuff:
Meta Knight. There's a monster chasing him, isn't there?

Sword Knight:
Big trouble's headed our way.

Knuckle Joe:
I ain't sure how, but Masher's been rebuilt. And now it's out for revenge.

Knuckle Joe:
[to Masher 2.0] You're a lot stronger than me, that's for sure. But you've got a bucket of bolts for a brain! [Masher approaches] Get ready to rock! [punches the rock he's standing on, causing it to shatter]

Escargoon:
[to King Dedede] Socked by a soccer ball. Your first sports injury!

Tuff:
[gives Knuckle Joe the power amplifier] Here, Joe! This'll help you beat Masher!

King Dedede:
What?! You blamin' this here weather on me!?

Escargoon:
You two brats need to take a chill pill!

Tuff:
Don't act innocent! How come it got so cold all of a sudden?

Tiff:
I bet you ordered another freeze monster!

Escargoon:
Oh, is that so? [As he shows a "Notice" bill sign] Guess again!

Tiff:
Huh? "Due to late charges on your account, until further notice, you can no longer order any monsters"?

Kirby:
Poyo.

Tuff:
Ha! Maybe you better start paying your bills.

Escargoon:
We don't need advice from a pipsqueak like you!

King Dedede:
I can pay them bills any time I want to. Only I don't want to!

[Both laughing. Dedede sneezes]

King Dedede:
Hmm. What's all that jabba join' about down there?

Escargoon:
There those drippy Cappies are rollin' out the welcome wagon for those creepy Pengy.

King Dedede:
Well I want to meet him too. Hey, Waddle Doo!

Waddle Doo:
You pardon me, Your Majesty, but I got some bad news for ya. See, the rest of the guys [cut to the scene where The Waddle Dees huddle close to the oven for warmth] ain't handlin' this cold so good, and they're all sick.

King Dedede:
THEY'RE ALL FIRED!

Pengy:
It is the Pengys' fate to wander far and wide. We are very weary but happy to have stumbled upon your chilly village. We would like to rest here for a while if you will have us.

[Kirby and the kids have found a giant air conditioner that's been spewing cold air into the sky, discovering the source of the second wave of Winter weather in Dream Land]

Tuff:
Hey Tiff, what is that thing?

Kirby:
Poyo?

Tiff:
Now it all makes sense.

Tuff & Kirby:
Huh?

Tiff:
The Pengy tribe brought this here on purpose, and it's so powerful that it turned our summer into winter.

Tuff:
Yeah, but why?

Kirby:
Poyo...

[suddenly, the trio hears a familiar voice. It's Pengy]

Pengy:
So, it looks as though our young friends have discovered our secret. [laughs as the trio turns around to see him and his guards ambush them and surround them with their spears]

Tiff:
Pengy!

[Tuff gasps in horror]

Kirby:
Poyo!

King Dedede:
WHO DID THAT?!

Escargoon:
I think they did that, Sire.

Pengy:
[laughs] Your reign is through, King Dede-dumb! We're in charge.

[King Dedede and Escargoon are forced to mop up the castle by the new guards]

Pengy guard:
Hey, you! Watch it, will ya?!

Escargoon:
We're very sorry, Mister guard sir.

Pengy guard:
Yeah. [As he walk away and door closes]

King Dedede:
[Growls in enrage and he hitting a bucket with a mop] HOW DARE THEY PUT ME IN A MOP DUTY!? [He breaks a mop]

Escargoon:
Chin up, Kirby will find us, Sire, he just has to.

King Dedede:
That little pink pest ain't so bad after all. I oughta ease up on that little meatball.

Escargoon:
[Sighs] If only he were here.

King Dedede:
Mmm-hmm.

Pengy:
[laughs] More ice. How thoughtful of you, Kirby!

Meta Knight:
This is going to get frosty!

Kirby:
[Singing] Payao puh poyo pay ya pa poyo poyo payo pay, poyo!

Tiff:
Even though they shouldn't have done what they did, they have a point.

Kirby:
Poyo.

Escargoon:
Delightful. This weather simply perfect, Sire. Not too cool and not too hot.

King Dedede:
And all we got to do to keep it that way is flip a few switches.

[Both laugh until Tiff, Tuff, and Kirby pour water on them and knock their electric fans over]

King Dedede:
HEY! WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA!?

Escargoon:
You brats could have electrocuted me!

Tiff:
The Pengy were right. So starting today we're conserving energy.

[Kirby proceeds to soak in a small tub, Tiff and Tuff laugh. The episode ends]

King Dedede:
A while back, we celebrated the inauguration of Dream Land's first school: the Dedede Academy. It was dedicated to the noble cause of making all the kiddies behave right. With a little help from Nightmare Enterprises, the school was up and runnin', with lots of classic classes like: how to pitch a pipsqueak, and advanced sledge-hammin'! Things really got rollin' once we got our schoolyard set up. Them brats had loads of fun when I combined gym and detention into one theory. But it all blew up in my face, thanks to that killjoy, Kirby! No matter what I do, that little pink runt wrecks everything! [cries]

Kirk:
I sure hope our new school's built better than this dump!

Smirk:
There ain't no one to stop us, so we can teach all we want!

Kirk:
[as Tiff enters the classroom] What are you doing here?

Dirk:
You got expelled from school.

Smirk:
And we did the expellin'.

Tiff:
I'm taking charge here and you're taking a hike. [Kirby, Tuff, and the Cappy kids are surprised]

Dirk:
You don't count so good for a math teacher.

Kirk:
It's three against one!

Tiff:
True... But I've got one brain and you three bullies haven't gotten any.

Smirk:
Then let's have a toughness test!

Tiff:
That's fine with me.

Smirk:
You ain't such a bad brawler for a teacher. Too bad I gotta clobber ya.

Tiff:
I hope you like to travel, because I'm gonna send you packing.

Tuff:
YAY!!!

Tokkori:
HOORAY!!!

Kirby:
POYO!!!

Kirby, Tuff, and the Cappy kids:
[cheering]

Tiff:
No!

[Kirby, Tuff, and the Cappy kids gasp]

Tiff:
Maybe... but teachers are supposed to solve problems with their heads, not their hands. I wish I could figure out a way to reach even those three guys. To help them see learning's really interesting. When you goof off in school, you could be missing something really great and never even realize it. The most important job of the teacher is to help your students want to learn. It's really sad when you don't succeed. There are so many great things to discover in this world. School gives you the tools that can help you learn. But the most important tool of all is the curiosity inside us. Promise me that you guys will never give up trying to learn new things. Promise! That's... all, I guess.

MT2:
Here we come, Kirby!

King Dedede:
Aaah! School's out!

Escargoon:
We failed again!

King Dedede:
There's always next semester!

Escargoon:
De-De want his din-din, huh?

Waddle Doo:
Kawasaki's got a brand new delivery service, Your Majesty!

King Dedede:
Why did no one tell me, huh?! [his stomach rumbles]

Tuff:
[brings out a nice hot bowl of ramen] Here, nice hot noodles.

King Dedede:
Hot... noodles...? [steps closer to Tuff, laughing all the while, while quickly recovering from his red eyes of sleeplessness] THEY'S FINALLY HERE!!!

Escargoon:
Thanks, kid. [takes the bowl of ramen before Dedede can grab it]

King Dedede:
Huh? [sees Escargoon eating the ramen and grabs him] You no-good noodle-nabber! [swipes the ramen bowl]

Escargoon:
[swipes his ramen bowl back] Hands off! I just ordered these for myself.

King Dedede:
What's that?!

Tuff:
That's right. He called 10 minutes ago.

King Dedede:
Yeah? Well I ordered me a big bowl of noodles yesterday. [releases Escargoon] I thought mine got here first.

Tuff:
Uh oh. I guess Kirby goofed up after all. Uh, be right back with your order! [runs off back to Restaurant Kawasaki]

King Dedede:
[angrily growls] I should've known it was Kirby, that nasty little pasta poacher! I'm gonna get me my own delivery dude so there ain't no more mess-up!

Tiff:
When is everybody gonna learn that we have to treat nature with respect?

King Dedede:
That's a great idea.

Escargoon:
You're right, Sire. Let's steal it.

King Dedede:
This'll be the perfect way to destroy Whispy Woods and build our golf course.

Escargoon:
Okay, Cappies, let's get started! The first thing you need to know about eco-touring is that it's rough stuff, so don't expect to get pampered like a bunch of primaballeroonies! Now everybody grab a backpack and let's get the lead out!

King Dedede:
That there falls is gonna make a whopper of a water hazard.

Chief Bookem:
This eco-touring stuff isn't any fun at all.

Tiff:
That isn't true. It's even more fun because it's educational.

Escargoon:
[chuckles] I hope she keeps on buggin' everybody. Pretty soon, they'll hate her more than they hate us!

King Dedede:
Yeah, that kid's pricklier than a hive a' hornets!

[Meanwhile, King Dedede and Escargoon manage to get out of the river, and soon realize they are lost as well]

King Dedede:
Maybe this golf course is just a selfish worthless idea of mine.

Escargoon:
My thoughts exactly.

King Dedede:
[glares at Escargoon] Huh?

Escargoon:
I was just kidding. It's worth it. It's worth it!

King Dedede:
You little liar! [snarls angrily]

Escargoon:
Wait, Majesty! We have more urgent problems! Like being lost in the wilderness without our map!

King Dedede:
Whatcha talkin' about lost!? I don't wanna be lost in these scary woods!

Escargoon:
Join the club, sire.

[Both crying]

King Dedede:
I'm sorry I yelled at ya.

Escargoon:
I'm sorry it did too.

[Both crying]

King Dedede:
What's the matter?

Escargoon:
Look who's coming this way, sire!

Escargoon:
We have to make sure they see our smoke signal.

King Dedede:
This oughtta do the trick.

[suddenly, the fire they placed bursts into an even bigger one to their surprise, causing the nearby trees to catch fire much to Escargoon's shock]

Escargoon:
Ah! The whole forest could catch on fire.

King Dedede:
Hey, great idea!

Escargoon:
Huh?

King Dedede:
We gotta clear out Whispy Woods for my golf course and this is the quick, easy way!

Escargoon:
[smiles delightfully in response to Dedede's voiced idea] Your blazin' new trail, Sire!

King Dedede:
And afterwards, there's gonna be a lotta charcoal 'round a useful barbecuein'!

Escargoon:
Let's go! Before we get cooked... [he and Dedede are scared off by the flames, which have now grown bigger and are spreading quickly through the forest, causing a huge forest fire]

Whispy Woods:
I will protect you for as long as I am able.

Waddle Doo:
Hey! Are you down here, Your Highness? Yo, Escargoon! Where are you guys?

Tokkori:
Nobody appreciates me. I can't help it if I'm obnoxious. I mean, it's not my fault that I'm superior to everybody else, right?

Escargoon:
Yep! Tokkori's ancestor used to sit perched up on his shoulder which must have been murder on his dry-cleaning bills!

Tokkori:
So now we know I'm a noble. [chews] Guess I'll live with ya here at the castle, huh? [chews] I don't [gulps] mind. [chews] But I warn ya, I can't stand loud snorin' when I'm tryin' to sleep. I bet Blue Boy here snores even louder than Kirby, so ya better keep it quiet or you're gone!

Tuff:
Quit stallin' and hand over Tokkori's treasure now!

Kirby:
Poyo!

Escargoon:
That birdseed brain's out of luck. The king and I are goin' fifty-fifty!

King Dedede:
Fool. I used it all to buy myself more monsters!

Escargoon:
But sire...

Tiff:
I guess Tokkori will always be Tokkori after all.

Kine:
Hey, Tiff! This is a friend of mine, and I asked him to catch these guys for ya!

Kine:
SUSHI!?!?

Kirby:
Sushi poyo!

Kine:
Hey there, folks! I just heard some bad news from one of my pals down here. Says there's a baby whale that's been reported missing from its mama!

Tiff:
That's a whale! This book says whales are the largest living mammals. They breathe through a blowhole in the top of their heads.

King Dedede:
Now, listen up here, Cappies! We're about to set sail on a whale watchin' cruise. It's free and you get to see real whales!

Escargoon:
Well, he's finally pickin' on someone his own size.

Tuff:
HEY!

Tiff:
What's wrong?

Tuff:
We saw what you're hiding down there. Nets and harpoons and stuff for catching whales!

Kirby:
[angrily] Poyo!

Tiff:
For catching whales?!

King Dedede:
Aww. Guess we've been found out. Escargoon?

Escargoon:
Aye aye, Sire. [presses a button and Dedede's boat reveals its true form as a whaling ship]

Tiff:
This isn't a tour boat. It's a whaling ship!

King Dedede:
[laughing] Time to start whaling!

Tiff:
That's just horrible!

Chef Kawasaki:
What is?

Tiff:
Taking advantage of those poor things!

Curio:
Would you all rather they work for Dedede?

Tiff:
Uh, well...

Tuff:
Hey, Tiff, we never thought about that.

Gengu:
After all, it's not as if we don't treat 'em right!

Tiff:
This is hopeless.

[Escargoon notices Kirby in the garden of the castle of Dedede, which is where Waddle Dees are going into a machine to be sold and touches Dedede. Escargoon starts to whisper a plan to sell Kirby as a Waddle Dee with most of it being unintelligible. The only words that can be clearly heard are Kirby and something sweet]

King Dedede:
That's a good idea.

Waddle Doo:
Your Highness! Let go of the boy!

Tiff:
He wants Dyna Chick for his dinner!

King Dedede:
That's right, and I ain't givin' up this here bird no way no how!

King Dedede:
I'll get you, Kirby! That's the last time you steal my dinner! YOU CHICKEN THIEF!

N.M.E. Sales Guy:
But D-Man, this is high tech. The equipment costs a fortune!

King Dedede:
This grub tastes grubby.

Escargoon:
Ugh. If you eat fast, you won't notice.

[Dedede and Escargoon are both finishing eating a bowl of rice. Dedede burps]

Escargoon:
Revolting. [burps]

Chef Kawasaki:
Your Majesty, I could use some financial help.

King Dedede:
[laughs] I bet you want a loan!

Escargoon:
That's an even riskier proposition than eating your food.

Chef Kawasaki:
If I had a little money I could make the restaurant even bigger.

Escargoon:
BUT IT'S EMPTY NOW!

Tiff:
Kawasaki, don't fall for it! [Kawasaki exclaims] Dedede must have something up his sleeve.

Tuff:
And it's not just his arm!

Kirby:
Poyo!

Escargoon:
Why you?! How dare you question His Majesty's integrity!? Why, he's as honest as the day is dark!

Tiff and Tuff:
Huh?

Escargoon:
This looks fabulous. Let's ask some of the local yokels what their relatively worthless opinions are!

Waddle Doo:
This news update was brought to you by DDD's Revolving Sushi Bar!

Chef Kawasaki:
Hold on! Sushi is a very special dish that has a long and proud history. Sushi making is an art! Anybody who uses a robot to make sushi is just selling out for profit. Now... let's get that sushi rolling!

Tiff:
This isn't news, it's a commerci- [hiccups and covers her mouth]

Chef Kawasaki:
This is great, Sire! Soon, I'll be earning a dime a day.

King Dedede:
You'll get a small raise when my investment's paid off. At this rate, that should only take about 10 or 20 years!

King Dedede:
This sushi monster's gonna clobber Kirby!

Escargoon:
Yeah. It sure is well-armed.

Tiff:
Kirby, listen up! [Kirby hiccups] If you don't get rid of those hiccups, you'll never be able to eat again!

Kirby:
[Freaking Out] POYO!!!!! [Jumps and spins around to freshen up and his hiccups are gone]

Chef Kawasaki:
Look, Sire. It's raining calamari!

King Dedede:
Great. I'm bankrupted in all I got is a lifetime supply of squid.

Escargoon:
We're broke now! What do we do?

Chef Kawasaki:
That's easy. We can use this squid to make sushi. Right?

[Dedede and Escargoon crying]

King Dedede:
[laughs] Everybody's sick 'cept me!

Waddle Doo:
S'cuse me! Me and the Waddle Dees all got stuffy heads, and that ain't much fun when you're all head like us!

[Waddle Dees sneezing]

Escargoon:
Yeah, well maybe you feel fine 'cause you have to have somethin' in your head to get a head cold!

Tiff:
If we're all getting allergies this year, that means the pollen's worse than usual! Look! You can even see it!

Tuff:
Maybe there's somebody who's spreading extra pollen around on purpose. [sneezes]

N.M.E Sales Guy:
Actually, there's a special dust that'll do the trick for ya, and there's a monster who can get it for ya free.

Kirby:
Poyo! Poyoy! Ehh...poyye, poyooyo!

Escargoon:
Get it, Kirby! I can't take these sinus allergies anymore. [sneezes]

Island Sisters:
Mosugaba truly wants to live in peace. It is only attacking to set us free. But we can sing to Mosugaba to calm him down.

King Dedede:
Come back here, you! [sneezes] I can't beat Kirby 'less you stay and turn him into a sneezeball! [sneezes]

Tuff:
Looks like Dedede's really into this dinosaur stuff, huh?

Escargoon:
Well what are ya waitin' for, Sire? Steal credit, will ya?

King Dedede:
[laughs] I got me a dinosaur! I s'prised a tyranno-ma-saurus, here! Stronger than a stego-ma-saurus, an apato-ma-saurus, and a verlocirapt-agon! Ain't that right?!

King Dedede:
WHERE ALL THE DINOSAURS AT?!

Tiff:
[reading Dedede's book about dinosaurs] Lots of folks say that dinosaurs is extinct, but I say the proof is in the pictures. [laughing]

N.M.E. Sales Guy:
Sorry, D. Dinosaurs have been out of stock for 65 million years.

Doctor Moro:
I'm Doctor Moro. I came to your village when I heard about your great discovery. I've set up a new laboratory at the castle!

Tiff:
I'm not sure if we should, Doctor. I dunno if I'd feel right fooling around with nature like that!

Escargoon:
[screams] Look at that thing!

King Dedede:
Looks kinda familiar!

King Dedede:
[laughs] Escarsaurus sure is a dino wimp, I'd say.

Escargoon:
Give him all you've got, Escarsaurus! Tackle that tub of lard!

Buttercup:
[to Chief Bookem] That dinosaur has your face!

Mabel:
Something about that dinosaur looks familiar.

Mabel:
Have I gone mad, Samo, or did those dinosaurs look just like you and me?

Samo:
They did indeed. But I must admit, I find you much prettier.

Mabel:
I hope so.

Tiff:
That dinosaur looks just like me!

Tuff:
She even has your personality!

Kirby:
Yaaaiie suikaa poyoo!

Doctor Moro:
It would be foolish to destroy my laboratory.

Chef Kawasaki:
Hey, he looks just like me!

Tuff:
It's a Kawasakisaurus!

Doctor Moro:
Thanks to your invaluable tip, Tiff, I have achieved what I believe to be my greatest creation. By using Star Warrior DNA, I have created the ULTIMATE MONSTER!! [evilly laughs and turns into a monster]