Last of the Summer Wine, Series 21 (2000)

Compo:
It's because they're ashamed of me, because I'm scruffy!

Clegg:
I wouldn't say scruffy. (to Truly) Would you say scruffy?

Truly:
...Yes, I'd say scruffy.

Clegg:
Well, if you're just going to be honest all the time.

Auntie Wainwright:
You look like a lady who appreciates a bargain.

Ros:
I'm no lady, and you haven't got any bargains.

Auntie Wainwright:
Do I know you?

Ros:
At these prices, I think I know you!

Compo:
"Could this be the missing piece?" he asks himself. "Could this be the thing that works the magic with Nora Batty?"

Truly:
"Could this be a total idiot?" he asks himself.

Clegg:
Close.

Glenda:
Something's tormenting you, Barry. You're thinking about life and death, and all the big questions.

Barry:
Who's gonna look after his ferrets?

Truly:
D'you think the dead ever see a sunrise?

Clegg:
Yes, I do, actually.

Truly:
Even those who don't get up very early?

Clegg:
Even them. Maybe that's what Paradise is: a place where the sun doesn't come up until you're ready.

Truly:
You think he was heavenly material, do you?

Clegg:
Certainly. "To be as little children" – that was him.

Howard:
You hear of people dying, it makes you realise you have to fill every moment. Now, I don't get out enough.

Pearl:
Inside! You can fill the coal bucket.

Howard:
But Pearl, love, we have to live like there's no tomorrow.

Pearl:
If you don't get inside, there'll be no tomorrow!

Howard:
One minute we're here, the next minute we're gone.

Pearl:
That's been true of you for years!

Howard:
I wonder if I've got time to change my library book.

Pearl:
Inside, before I change your whole personality!