Last of the Summer Wine, Series 3 (1976)

Compo:
I thought you'd be open.

Sid:
Well that's a natural assumption if you ignore the drawn blinds and the forty foot sign that says closed.

Clegg:
Why is it, if there's such a shortage of oil, it keeps appearing on my trouser bottom?

Compo:
(referring to Foggy) What's he doing now?

Clegg:
He's doing alright. You get depressed sometimes and begin to believe there aren't any real, old fashioned idiots left, and then, out of the blue, comes a genuine, fourteen carat, gilded barmpot like this!

Foggy:
(referring to Compo) That man has a hole in his trousers!

Clegg:
Yes, it's just his way of showing his individuality.