Lopez vs Lopez, Season 2

George Lopez:
This morning, you blamed me because you missed breakfast.

Mayan Lopez:
Because you ate mine.

Mayan Lopez:
I thought sober, he'd be loving, considerate, patient. I was expecting Mexican Tom Hanks.

Rosie:
On the count of 3. 1, 2, 3!

[Rosie throws the game controller to the floor, and the game controller is now broken. Chance Lopez-Van Bryan becomes sad and he bursts into tears.]

Chance Lopez-Van Bryan:
You broke my controller!

George Lopez:
What the hell are you doing?

Mayan Lopez:
What?

George Lopez:
Nachos are a finger food, like steak or soup.

George Lopez:
All aboard. Here comes the blame train. Choo-choo!

George Lopez:
Who said you can't have fun sober?

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George Lopez:
I parked on your flowers again.

George Lopez:
We're friends with benefits.

George Lopez:
They overpaid!

Mayan Lopez:
Gracias, señor.

George Lopez:
Eyes closed. Open them.

[Mayan Lopez opens her eyes.]

George Lopez:
Ta-da!

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Mayan Lopez:
Is the TV still broken?

George Lopez:
If it wasn't, I'd be watching it.

George Lopez:
You ruined Churro's favorite show!

Rosie:
I'm here.

George Lopez:
My ears.

Rosie:
I'm here. Not as often as the Domino's guy. Pizza, again?! This is the fourth time this week.

George Lopez:
Pizza, again?! This is the fourth time this week.

George Lopez:
That pizza has hair in it!

George Lopez:
I gotta go grocery shopping.

Chance Lopez-Van Bryan:
The lady said "It's not a good time.".

George Lopez:
I'm a hustler, daddy!

Rosie:
I'm here. But if anyone asks, I was never here.

George Lopez:
I'm calling it my Eras Tour.

George Lopez:
I kept it classy there at the end.

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Rosie:
Thank you for fixing my sink, George.

George Lopez:
No problem.

Rosie:
Well, let me give you something to really think about.

Rosie:
That man is obsessed with me.

Mayan Lopez:
So, get it together, man?

George Lopez:
You get it together, man!

Lisa:
I'm a stylist to the stars.

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George Lopez:
Oh, no. Did I miss the old people prom?

Rosie:
Why are you being so rude to Josué?

Chance Lopez-Van Bryan:
Can't we just make a donation?

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Rosie:
What did we do?!

George Lopez:
I gotta call someone and tell them what they did.

George Lopez:
And I'm sorry about Josué.

Rosie:
God is great!

George Lopez:
Carried a ring in his wallet for years.

Mayan Lopez:
I'm here. And I do!

George Lopez:
It's not as hot!

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