Lost, Season Two

Hurley:
(frightened, whispering to himself) 4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42.. 4, 8 we're dead 15 doomed and dead 16 23..

Kate:
Hurley, are you okay?

Hurley:
Oh, yeah, awesome. I just have to pee. (Kate moves to the hatch) Great idea, dude, go over to the burning death hole.

Hurley:
What's that thing where doctors make you feel better just by talking to you?

Jack:
Bedside manner?

Hurley:
Yeah, that. Yours sucks, dude.

Charlie:
Jack, where's Doctor Arzt?

Jack:
He.. uh.. he didn't make it.

Desmond:
Lower your gun, or I'll blow his damn head off, brother!

Jack:
You.

Sawyer:
[returning to the island] We're home.

Desmond:
[showing Locke an Apple II computer] Can you use this?

Locke:
I haven't seen one of these in twenty years!

Sawyer:
[after pulling a bullet out of his shoulder] You got a Band-Aid?

Sawyer:
[to Michael on the remains of the raft] What are you gonna do, splash me?

Jin:
(first speaks Korean) Others! Others!

Michael:
Well I guess I know why the shark is hanging around. Your shoulder.

Sawyer:
Oh, well I'll just stop bleeding then.

Desmond:
What did one snowman say to the other snowman?

Locke:
I don't know what you're talking about...

Desmond:
Get rid of the knife. You're not HIM!

Locke:
[after viewing Dharma Initiative orientation film] We're gonna need to watch that again.

Locke:
I just don't think 30 dollars are worth getting angry about.

Moderator:
Well, Francine feels like 30 dollars...

Locke:
Francine feels a little too much if you ask me. You all do. I mean, seriously: "So-and-so never called me back", "my mother stole 30 dollars from me". I never even knew who my parents were. A couple of years ago, my birth mother found me, and... She told me, I was special! And through her, I met my real father. Great news, right? Well, he pretended to love me just long enough to steal my kidney because he needed a transplant! And then he dropped me back in the world like a piece of trash. Just like he did on the day that I was born! You want your damned 30 dollars back? I want my kidney back!!!

Desmond:
So I started pushing the button too. And we saved the world together for a while, and that was lovely. Then Kelvin died, and now here I am all alone. The end.

Locke:
Why do you find it so hard to believe?

Jack:
Why do you find it so easy?

Locke:
It's never been easy!!

Jack:
Why are you running, you DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT YOU'RE RUNNING FROM!

Desmond:
See ya in another life brotha.

Jin:
[in English] Hi there, Hurley.

Hurley:
Jin, you're here.

Jin:
That's right.

Hurley:
Dude, you speak English!

Jin:
No, you're speaking Korean.

Hurley:
[in Korean] I am? [A man in a chicken costume appears next to Jin.] What's he doing here?

Jin:
Everything's going to change.

Hurley:
What?

Jin:
Everything's going to change. Have a cluckity cluck-cluck day, Hugo.

Giant Chicken:
[female voice] Hurley!

Carmen Reyes [Hurley's mom]:
The only time you move is to lift a drumstick out of the bucket. Every day is the same thing, Hugo: work, TV, chicken. You have to change your life, Hugo. You think someone else will do it for you? Maybe if you pray every day, Jesus Christ will come down from heaven, take two hundred pounds, and bring you a decent woman and a new car. Yes - Jesus can bring you a new car!

Hurley:
Maybe I don't wanna change. Maybe I like my life.

[the telephone rings in the next room, offscreen]

Carmen:
Oh! That must be Jesus! [she leaves the room and answers the phone] Hola? Momento. [shouting to Hurley] It is Jesus! He wants to know what color car you want!

Charlie:
[to Hurley] I'm sorry, I must have confused it with the 900 trillion I am worth myself. And this baby's made of chocolate lollipops. So if you'll excuse us, I'm going to flap my wings and fly off this island.

Michael:
Everything is cool. We had a talk and they believe we were on the plane too.

Sawyer:
Swell. I guess we can all sue Oceanic together.

Ana-Lucia:
You do what I tell you. When I say, "move" you move. When I say "stop" you stop. When I say "jump", what do you say?

Sawyer:
You first.

Bernard:
Back where you guys came from. Is there a woman named Rose.

Sawyer:
Black chick, In the 50's.

Locke:
Change is good, Hugo.

Hurley:
You know? People say that, but it's not true man. Trust me, I know. And guess who gets to be the bad guy? Who has to say 'No you can't have peanut butter for the cute blonde and her...poor...island baby? You know who? It's me!

Locke:
I'm sorry Hugo. You don't get to quit.

Hurley:
Dude, dogs will eat anything. When I was a kid, my dog, Buster... I had this drawer where I'd throw in all my change, right... and I guess there were some Smarties in there... so, like, the next day, Buster craps out a buck thirty-five in nickels.

Sun:
Did you see me?

Locke:
Saw you ripping apart your own garden? No.

Sun:
(Smiles)

Locke:
Sometimes I wish I had a garden to rip apart.

Locke:
I heard you have lost your wedding ring.

Sun:
Yes. I have been looking for it everywhere.

Locke:
You know, I have once lost something valuable to me. Luckily, I found it later.

Sun:
How?

Locke:
By finding it the way everything gets found.

Sun:
(Staring at Locke)

Locke:
I stopped looking.

Sawyer:
So what's your name anyway?

Mr. Eko:
Mistereko.

Sawyer:
Mr. Eko

Mr. Eko:
(Smiling) Yes.

Sawyer:
Whats that like Mister Ed?

Ana-Lucia:
[Upon hearing the Whispers after Cindy is abducted by The Others] RUN!!!!.

Boone:
[To Shannon, at her father's funeral] Death sucks, doesn't it?

Shannon:
[To Sayid] I need you to believe in me. No one does; they think I'm some kind of joke. They think I'm worthless.

Goodwin:
We're not savages

Ana-Lucia:
If I were a savage I would've cut his finger off already... That's tomorrow.

Ana Lucia:
You've been waiting 40 days to talk?

Mr. Eko:
You waited 40 days to cry.

Jack:
[after Kate persuades a semiconscious Sawyer to swallow medicine] That was good. I, uh, never learned the whole whisper-in-his-ear thing in medical school.

Sayid:
[to Ana-Lucia] Almost 40 days ago on this very island I tied a man to a tree and tortured him. I tortured him as I've tortured many men... men whose voices I still hear in the night. Should you kill me? Maybe you should. Maybe you were meant to.

Sayid:
What would be the use in killing you if we're already dead?

Sayid:
She has no plan! She only has her guilt, and her gun!

Hurley:
So... Rose's husband is white. Didn't see that one comin'.

[Kate fears that she's hallucinating.]

Kate:
Do you see that?

Sawyer:
If you mean the big-ass horse standing in the jungle... then, uh, yeah.

[Sawyer thinks they've finally been rescued, Kate helps him outside into the jungle]

Sawyer:
Son of a bitch!

Eko:
Don't mistake coincidence for fate.

Diane:
I made my bed Katherine.

Kate:
Your bed's gone ma.

[They chat in the computer system]

Walt:
Who is this?

Michael:
This is Michael. Who is this?

Walt:
Dad?

Kate:
I'm sorry.

Jack:
Are you?

Kate:
Yeah I'm sorry! I'm sorry that I'm not as perfect as you, I'm sorry that I'm not as good!

Jack:
What's going on with you?

Kate:
Just forget it

Jack:
No, don't walk away from me.

Kate:
Let go of me!

[Kate struggles in Jack's arms and begins to cry]

Kate:
Don't! I can't!

Jack:
It's okay! It's okay! Hey...

Kate:
I can't. This place, this place is crazy! I can't - it's driving me nuts!

Jack:
I know, it's okay, it's all right, okay?

Kate kisses him

Ana Lucia:
Are you going to try to convince me that everyone here doesn't hate me?

Jack:
Only if you try to convince me that every woman in the world isn't crazy.

Charlie:
What are you gonna do, beat me with your Jesus stick? I find it kind of ironic that your scripture stick has dried blood on it. What kind of priest are you?

Charlie:
Most people, when they see a monster made of black smoke, they run!

Eko:
How many of the statues do you have? The Virgin Mary statues?

Yemi:
I have 300.

Eko:
I will take all of them. I guess we are both sinners now.

Yemi:
Perhaps we are. But God will forgive me Eko.

Jack:
[to Sawyer] Hey, what are you doing?

Sawyer:
What's it look like? (arming self) I'm coming with ya.

Jack:
You're still on antibiotics.

Sawyer:
It's a good thing I'm traveling with my doctor then.

Sawyer:
[to Jack] What'd she do to you?

Jack:
What?

Sawyer:
Kate. What'd she do?

Jack:
She didn't do anything.

Sawyer:
Right. Yellin' at her because she wanted to help get Mike back makes a lot of sense.

Jack:
Why don't you go back and see if I hurt her feelings?

Sawyer:
I'm just sayin'...

Jack:
Yeah. I know. You love her.

Sawyer:
[to Locke] Oh, I don't know, Mr. Clean, I probably would have gone around Mt. Vesuvius.

Locke:
Why'd you choose that name?

Sawyer:
Ain't it obvious? All you need is an ear-ring and a mop.

Hurley:
So what do you think is the story with that Libby chick?

Charlie:
Story?

Hurley:
She's kind of cute, right? You know, in an I've-been-terrorized-by-the-Others-for-forty-days kind of way?

Charlie:
Yeah, there is that.

Hurley:
I think I have a chance with her. I mean, it's a classic desert island scenario.

Sawyer:
[to Locke] Well, yeah, there's my favorite leaf. How could I forget this place?

Locke:
[to Jack] Who are we to tell anyone what they can or cannot do?

[The hunting party is talking to Mr. Friendly.]

Mr. Friendly:
[to Jack] Let me ask you something. How long have you been here on the island?

Jack:
50 days.

Mr. Friendly:
Fuuh! 50 days. That's about two whole months. Tell me, when you go over to man's house for the first time, do you take off your shoes? Do you put your feet up on his coffee table? Do you walk to the kitchen and eat food that doesn't belong to you? Open doors to rooms you got no business opening?

[Jack, Sawyer and Locke stare silently]

Mr. Friendly:
You know, somebody a whole lot smarter than anybody here once said, since the dawn of our species, man has been blessed with curiosity. [to Jack] You know the other one 'bout curiosity, don't you Jack?

[Jack stares silently]

Mr. Friendly:
This is not your island. This is our island and the only reason that you're livin' on it, is because we let you live on it.

Jack:
[Laughs] I don't believe you.

Mr. Friendly:
You don't believe what?

Jack:
I think that you have two other guys out there with guns. I think there's more of us than there are of you. I think if you had any real power you wouldn't have had to send a spy. Ethan?

Mr. Friendly:
That's an interesting theory...LIGHT EM UP![A dozen torches ignite in the trees, revealing they are surrounded]

Mr. Friendly:
Now we seem to have a misunderstanding. But we're drawing a line right here and if you cross we are gonna go from misunderstanding to...something else. Now lay down your guns, turn around, and go home.

Jack:
No.

Jack:
[to Ana Lucia] How long would it take to train an army?

Sawyer:
[to Mr. Friendly] You and me ain't done Zeke.

Locke:
Are you using again?

Charlie:
Kate sees a horse. Pretty much everyone has seen Walt wandering around in the jungle, but when it's Charlie, it must be the bloody drugs!

Locke:
It's funny you didn't answer the question.

Eko:
Do you know what baptism is?

Claire:
It's what gets you into heaven.

Eko:
It is said that when John the Baptist baptized Jesus the skies opened up and a dove flew down from the sky. This told John something -- that he had cleansed this man of all his sins. That he had freed him. Heaven came much later.

Charlie:
Who the Hell are you, John? You're not Aaron's responsibility! Where were you when he was born, where were you when he was taken? You're not his father, you're not his family!

Locke:
Neither are you, Charlie.

Locke:
You've given up the right to be believed!

Jack:
What are you doing?

Sawyer:
Shh I'm like this close to getting the high score on Donkey Kong.

Sawyer:
Hate to interrupt whatever the Hell it is you're doing. What are you doing?

Locke:
I'm alphabetizing.

Sawyer:
Oh, sure. Sun gets attacked in the jungle and you figure it's a good time to start the damn Dewey decimal system. Good thinking!

Sawyer:
You even made Locke take a swing at you. Hell, that's like getting Gandhi to beat his kids.

[Sawyer reveals to the survivors that he now has possesion of the guns.]

Sawyer:
So how about you listen up...'cause I'm only gonna say this once. You took my stuff. While I was trying to get us help...get us rescued...you found my stash and you took it. Divied it all up. My shaving cream...my batteries...even my beer! And then something else happens, y'all have decided that these two boys here [to Jack and Locke] are going to tell you what to do and when to do it. Well I'm done taking orders. And I don't want my stuff back. Shaving cream don't matter. Batteries don't matter. Only thing that matters now... are guns. And if you want one, you gonna have to come to me to get it. Oh! you wanna torture me don't ya?? [to Sayid]. Show everybody else how civilized you are? Go ahead...but I'll die before I give them back. And then you'll really be screwed, won't ya?

Kate:
[finding an article]: Alright, 10 Ways To Tell If He's A Sensitive Man.

Sawyer:
This ought to be good.

Locke:
[passes by] Morning.

Kate:
Morning, John.

Sawyer:
Now there's a sensitive man.

Kate:
Not everyone is like you, Sawyer.

Sawyer:
I guess that's why old Jacko and Ana-loo-loo didn't ask me to join their revolution. What, you didn't hear about their little army?

Sawyer:
There is a new sheriff in town boys! Y'all best get used to it.

Sawyer:
[to Charlie] I'm not good person, Charlie. Never did a good thing in my life.

Sawyer:
No it's not. This one's black. Different weave. It's all in the details. And they're wrong.

Sawyer:
[to Kate] You couldn't get away. You versus Sun -- hot oil death match -- my money's on you, Sheena.

Kate:
Thanks for your vote of confidence.

Kate:
Jack, how well do you know Ana-Lucia? It's just... the Others. I was out there with you. I heard that man say that if we stayed away they would leave us alone. And we've left them alone. So why would they attack us a few days later?

Jack:
Well if it wasn't them, who was it?

Kate:
Like I said. How well do you know Ana-Lucia?

Jack:
Where were you today?

Ana-Lucia:
A lot of places.

Jack:
During the rainstorm?

Ana-Lucia:
You think I had something to do with Sun getting grabbed? Now where would you get an idea like that?

Cassidy:
A little bit.

Sawyer:
Well here's the good news baby. Everyone's scared. And the thing they're scared of most, is missing an opportunity.

Sawyer:
[To Cassidy]Remember when you said I was all you ever wanted? Well now you know better.

Rousseau:
Sayid, for a long time he will lie.

Rousseau:
He is one of them.

Sayid:
[to Henry] I was 23 years old when the Americans came to my country. I was a good man. I was a soldier. And when they left, I was something different. For the next six years, I did things I wish I could erase from my memory, things which I never thought myself to be capable of. But I did come to learn this. There is a part of me that I'm always capable of. You want to know who I am? [pause] My name is Sayid Jarrah...and I am a torturer.

Sayid:
[Shouting at Henry] YOU WOULD REMEMBER HOW DEEP! YOU WOULD REMEMBER EVERY SHOVELFUL, EVERY MOMENT! You would remember what it felt like to place her body inside. You would remember if you buried the woman you loved... YOU WOULD REMEMBER, [quiets and sobs] if it were true!

[four minute warning alarm is sounding]

Jack:
[to Locke] Open the door.

Locke:
Let go of me Jack.

Jack:
Or what? You wanna push the button? Open the door.

[one minute warning alarm blares]

Jack:
It's under a minute now John, you better think fast.

Locke:
You wouldn't.

Jack:
What? I "wouldn't" what?

Locke:
If we don't... you would risk everyone's lives?

Jack:
You talked me into pushing that button once John, but it's yours now. You're the one who won't risk it. You. Me? I don't think anything's going to happen when we get down to zero.

Locke:
[struggling] Jack-

Jack:
You wanna see what's gonna happen? Let's just SEE what's gonna happen!

Sawyer:
Why don't you shut up, Hammo. Or your ranch disorder's going to be the new lead item on the coconut internet.

Henry Gale":
What do you want?!

Sayid:
[punches "Henry"] I WANT YOU TO TELL ME THE TRUTH!

Sayid:
But there's no way that I could explain this to Locke and Jack for they have already forgotten.

Charlie:
Forgotten what?

Sayid:
That you were strung up by your neck and left for dead. That they kidnapped Claire and she was gone for weeks during which God only knows what happened to her. That these people, these Others are merciless and will stop at nothing to get what they want. So, tell me Charlie, have you forgotten?

Locke:
[to Eko] If the alarm goes off, don't tell [Henry Gale] what it's for.

Eko:
...What is it for?

Jack [to Locke]:
Well, John, let me ask you this: we don't have a long term plan for the button, but we keep pushing it, don't we? Look, until we know who he is - whether or not he's telling the truth - we have to keep doing what we're doing. If you've got a better idea, let's hear it.

Gale [faintly, from his cell]:
Why don't you let me go?

[Ana-Lucia is questioning Henry, though the cell is silent.]

Jack:
How do we know he hasn't snapped her neck?

Locke:
How do we know she hasn't snapped his?

Ana-Lucia:
Sayid, can I talk to you?

Sayid:
Of course.

Ana-Lucia:
Alone?

Sayid:
Whatever you need to say, you can say it here.

Ana-Lucia:
It's about the hatch.

Charlie:
Oh, you mean the guy locked in the closet there?

Sayid:
Do Jack and Locke know about this?

Ana-Lucia:
Jack and Locke are a little too busy worrying about Locke and Jack.

Charlie:
You looking at my bum?

Ana-Lucia:
No, I'm looking at your gun.

Charlie:
My what?

Ana-Lucia:
Maybe you should give the gun to somebody who knows how to use it.

Charlie:
Maybe I will. As I recall, the last time you had a gun you murdered someone.

Anna Lucia:
[to Sayid] People don't like me. [Pauses] I tried to get them to, most of my life.[Pauses] I guess I just, gave up a while back. I mean, I am what I am. But you, you've got a good reason to hate me. [Pauses] I'm sorry. I'm sorry for what I did.

Henry Gale"Men reject their prophets and slay them, but they love their martyrs and honor those whom they have slain. [to Jack] So what's the difference between a martyr and a prophet?"

Jack:
"Either way, it sounds like you end up dead."

Kate:
[to Sun] You're preganant.

Sawyer:
[to Jin] Hey, daddy-o.

[Henry is eating cereal]

"Henry Gale":
Course if I was one of them - these people that you seem to think are your enemies - what would I do? Well, there'd be no balloon. So I'd draw a map to a real secluded place, like a cave or some underbrush, good place for a trap. An ambush. And when your friends got there, a bunch of my people would be waiting for 'em. Then they'd use them to trade for me. [jokingly] I guess it's a good thing I'm not one of them huh?

[Jack and Locke stare at Henry]

"Henry Gale":
You guys got any milk?

[In Korean]

Sun:
Oh yes, I was trying to trap the son of a fisherman.

Sawyer [to Jack]:
How about you put your mangos where your mouth is?

Sawyer:
Wanna play real stakes? Name 'em!

Jack:
It's a pile of fruit, man.

Sawyer:
And I want it back.

Kate:
Should I go get a ruler?

Jack:
So, what's done is done.

Sawyer:
When I asked you what you wanted for stakes, why didn't you ask for the guns?

Jack:
When I need the guns, I'll get the guns.

Locke:
Who are you?

Gale:
My name is Henry Gale. I'm from Minnesota and I crashed on this island just like you.

Anthony Cooper:
I killed myself off because there are two men out there who were going to beat me to it.

Locke:
Oh, what did you do, steal their livers?

Ana-Lucia [sitting below the balloon]:
Why isn't it raining here?

Charlie [looking at parachute]:
What the bloody hell is that?

Locke:
[to Helen] Will you marry me?

Locke:
Thank you Henry. Thank you for not leaving me.

Sayid [to 'Henry Gale']:
We did find your ballon, Henry Gale. Exactly as you described it. We also found the grave you described. Your wifes grave. The grave you said you dug with you own bare hands. It was all there. Your whole story. Your alibi. It was all true. But still I did not believe it to be true. So I dug up that grave... And found not a woman inside but there was a man, a man named Henry Gale.

[Hurley is in a mental institution, about to take his medication]

Dave:
Dude, if you wanna get out of here with me, don't take the horse tranquilizer.

Dave:
You know what tastes even better than freedom? Cheeseburgers.

Charlie:
Any of you guys see a plane last night?

Sawyer:
Yeah I saw it Tattoo. I just decided not to tell anyone.

Sawyer:
You're like locusts! How about a little order here?

Charlie:
Shouldn't we make someone trustworthy take care of this?

Sawyer:
Oh, like you Baby Napper?

Libby:
OK, hey, guys, guys: How about no-one's in charge, OK? I'm sure everyone can manage to just take what they need

Sawyer:
Great plan, Moonbeam. After That we can sing "Kumbaya" and do trust falls.

Sawyer:
I've got enough food now to open a chain of mini marts. Hey, you think Sayid needs a job?

Kate:
So he just attacked you, huh?

Sawyer:
Try to contain yourself, Freckles

Kate:
What? I'm worried. You look like you got your ass kicked.

Sawyer:
Don't you got an adventure to get to? I think Timmy fell down a well over that way.

Libby:
That's a lot of peanut butter.

Hurley:
Well, I'm going to need a lot of protein where I'm going.

Libby:
And where are you going?

Hurley:
Back to the caves. No one lives there now. So I won't bother anybody. I'm going to live alone and be one of those guys. You know the crazy guys, with no clothes, and the big beard... who's naked and throws doodie at people.

Hurley:
Look, you cant help me, ok? Nobody can.

Hurley:
I like that I have a good relationship with my mom. I like making my Grandpa Tito laugh. I like... chicken

Dr. Brooks:
Well, that last one wasn't about you, Hugo.

Hurley:
I like that I like chicken?

Dr. Brooks:
Dave isn't your friend, Hugo. Because Dave doesn't exist.

Dave:
When you do wake up, come find me. I'm sure I miss you.

Henry:
God doesn't know how long we've been here, John. He can't see this island any better than the rest of the world.

Henry:
I never entered the numbers, I never pushed the button.

Locke:
You're lying.

Henry:
No. I'm done lying.

[Charlie sees Eko sawing wood]

Charlie:
What are you makin'?

Mr. Eko:
Hold that end.

Charlie:
Is it a Starbucks?

Hurley:
Did either of you see a guy run through here...in a bathrobe...with a coconut?

Charlie:
No... I saw a polar bear on rollerblades with a mango.

Bernard:
Have you all forgotten that we crashed on this island? It's like none of you want to go home again!

Bernard:
[To Eko] I liked you better when you just hit people with your stick!

Charlie:
(Looking at Eko after Bernard left) I like you just the way you are.

Kate:
I'm sorry I kissed you.

Jack:
[pause] I'm not.

Sawyer:
[About Jack] Oh happy day, here comes Dr. Giggles.

Locke:
Why would your own people want to kill you?

Henry:
Because the man in charge... He's a great man, John, a brilliant man... but he is not a forgiving man.

Henry:
I was coming for you, John. You're one of the good ones.

Locke:
[trying to get Sawyer to give them the guns] Where are they, James?

Sawyer:
You too, Brutus?

Sawyer:
[After he and Ana-Lucia have sex] I guess that takes cuddlin' off the table.

Michael [staring at the gun]:
I'm sorry.

Ana-Lucia:
For what?

(Michael shoots Ana-Lucia. Libby appears)

Libby:
Michael?!

(Startled, Michael shoots Libby. He then opens the gun vault, aims the gun at Henry, then shoots himself in the left shoulder)

[Eko is chopping wood]

Ana-Lucia:
What are you building?

Eko:
Well, hello Ana.

Ana-Lucia:
Hello yourself. So are you going to tell me? What is it?

Eko:
I'm building a church.

Ana-Lucia:
(folds arms) Now why in the hell would you wanna do that?

Eko:
Because I was told to.

Ana-Lucia:
Told to by who?

Eko:
I was just told. I think it was in a dream.

Ana-Lucia:
A dream like this one? (Ana-Lucia is shown bloody from when Michael shot her)

[Eko looks scared/upset]

Ana-Lucia:
You need to help John.

Yemi:
[to Eko] You must help John, he has lost his way. You must make him take you to the question mark.

Eko:
The question mark, John; where is it?

Locke:
You know what? You keep chasing after your own shadow.

Eko:
I know you don't want to show me, but you must.

Locke:
No, I don't have to show you anything.

Eko:
Then I'm sorry.

[Eko knocks Locke out.]

Locke:
You're lost already?

Eko:
Your map is inexact.

Locke:
No kidding.

Eko:
Your map is inexact. These landmarks... is this a river?

Locke:
No, it's a wavy line. I didn't draw it, I just transcribed it. I told you, I don't even know if it is a map.

Eko:
Let's assume it is.

Locke:
What's the axe for?

Eko:
I don't know yet.

Kate:
I'm curious about something.

Sawyer:
Yeah, what's that?

Kate:
How did Ana-Lucia get your gun?

Sawyer:
I don't know, she must have lifted it off me.

Kate:
She pick-pocketed your gun? How'd she do that?

Sawyer:
Well, if I knew how she did it, she wouldn't be able to do it, now would she?

Locke:
Boone. Boone made it fall. Then he died. A sacrifice that the island demanded.

Eko:
What?

Locke:
Nothing.

[after viewing the orientation film for The Pearl]

Eko:
Do you want to watch that again?

Locke:
No... No, I've seen enough.

Locke:
What are you doing?

Eko:
I'm taking this back with us.

Locke:
Why?

Eko:
Because they may be important.

Locke:
Important? I'm sorry, weren't you watching the same thing I was?

Eko:
Yes, and I believe the work you have been doing is more important now than ever.

Locke:
Work?

Eko:
Pushing the button.

Locke:
That's not work! That's a joke. Rats, in a maze, with no cheese.

Eko:
We are being tested.

Locke:
Tested?

Eko:
The reason to do it, pushing the button, is not because we are told so in the film.

Locke:
Well, then what is the reason, Mr. Eko?

Eko:
We do it because we believe we are meant to. Isn't that the reason you pushed it, John?

Locke:
I was never... meant to do anything! Every single second of my pathetic little life is as useless as that button! You think it's important? You think it's necessary? It's nothing, it's meaningless; and who are you to tell me that it's not?

Hurley:
[to an unconscious Libby] I'm sorry I forgot the blanket.

Locke:
[wakes up after being knocked down by Eko] You hit me... Why would you...?

Eko:
Because you were being difficult.

Locke:
Are you insane?

Sawyer:
So what happened out there in the jungle?

Jack:
Exactly what he said happened. He found a camp-

Sawyer:
I ain't talking about Mike. You and Freckles. Before you found him, you all were gone all night.

Jack:
We were caught in a net.

Sawyer:
What the hell is that supposed to mean?

Jack:
It means we got caught in a net.

Sawyer:
Is that what they're calling it these days?

Michael:
I hear you're a priest.

Mr. Eko:
Yes.

Michael:
I guess you believe in hell, then?

Mr. Eko:
For a brief time, I served in a small parish in England. Every Sunday after mass, I would see a young boy waiting at the back of the church. Then one day, the boy confessed to me that he had beaten his dog to death with a shovel. He said the dog had bitten his baby sister on the cheek and he needed to protect her. And he wanted to know whether he would go to hell for this. I told him that God would understand, and that he would be forgiven, as long as he was sorry. But the boy did not care about forgiveness. He was only afraid that if he did go to hell that the dog would be there, waiting for him.

Sawyer:
Who's gonna talk?

Jack:
What?

Sawyer:
The funeral. Who's gonna talk?

Jack:
I'm sure Hurley'll wanna say something about Libby.

Sawyer:
I never even knew her last name. Ana-Lucia.

Jack:
It's Cortez.

Sawyer:
Cortez. Well there you go. [silent pause] I screwed her.

Jack:
What?

Sawyer:
That's how she got my gun. Ana, she jumped me. We "got caught in a net."

Jack:
Why're you telling me this, Sawyer?

Sawyer:
Cause you're about the closest thing I've got to a friend, Doc. And cause she's gone- Well at least now we get to kill somebody.

Mr. Friendly:
[after Michael spits in his eye] I expected that. Don't do that again.

Ms. Klugh:
[coldly, after Michael demands to see Walt] You have three minutes.

Jack:
So, before you ran off, I guess you just forgot to mention that you still have a sailboat. Why'd you come back?

Desmond:
[laughing] Do you think I did it on purpose? I was sailing for two and half weeks, bearing due West and making 9 knots. I should have been in Fiji in less than a week. But the first piece of land I saw wasn't Fiji, was it? No. No it was here... this, this island. And you know why? Because this, is it. This is all there is left. This ocean and this place here. We are stuck in a bloody snowglobe! There's no outside world! There's no escape! So, just go away, huh. Let me drink.

[Jack gets up to leave]

Desmond:
Are you still pushing it?

Jack:
Yeah, we're still pushing it.

Master Sergeant:
Set of keys; one pocket watch, gold plated; one photograph; one book, Our Mutual Friend. Why didn't you bring that inside?

Desmond:
To avoid temptation, brother. I've read everything Mr. Charles Dickens has ever written - every wonderful word. Every book except this one. I'm saving it so it will be the last thing I ever read before I die.

Master Sergeant:
Nice idea, as long as you know when you're going to die. [He stamps "discharged" on some papers] Lance Corporal Desmond David Hume your sentence is hereby complete and you are now and forever dishonorably discharged from the Royal Scotts Regiment of Her Majesty's Armed Forces. Long live the queen. Enjoy your sodding book.

Sayid:
I need your boat.

Desmond:
I wouldn't waste your time. There's nothing out there pal.

Sayid:
I'm not going out there. I need to get to the north shore of the island, and quickly.

Desmond:
Off to see the hostiles are ya?

Sayid:
The what?

Desmond:
You know what? Ignorance is bliss.

Sayid:
I'm sorry if what I said was unclear. But I asked Jin to come.

Sun:
You need someone to translate. And you also need at least two people who know how to sail.

Sayid:
Desmond managed on his own.

Sun:
And look where he ended up.

Locke:
What did one snowman say to the other snowman?

Desmond:
"Smells like carrots."

Locke:
Hello, Desmond.

Desmond:
"Hello" yourself, box man.

Locke:
[reaching for the bottle] Do you mind?

Desmond:
Oh, I insist. So you managed to fix the computer, then, did you?

Locke:
World's still here, ain't it?

Desmond:
I'm not so sure about that, brother.

Locke:
Refresh my memory, Desmond. How long did you say that you were down there in the Hatch?

Desmond:
3 years.

Locke:
Desmond, what if I told you that for all that-all those years that you and all the men before you were down there pushing that button-what if I told you that it was all for nothing?

Desmond:
I'd ask you how the hell did you know something like that?

Locke:
I found another hatch-another station on the Island. They called it the Pearl, and I saw a film there-an orientation film. And it said that everything that was happening in our hatch wasn't real-that it was a test-a psychological experiment.

Desmond:
You're lying.

[Locke reaches in his pack and pulls out the Pearl video.]

Locke:
You want to take a walk? I'll make the popcorn.

Desmond:
You're so sure it's not real, then just stop pushing the button!

Locke:
Well, I have. Except, unfortunately, someone else decided to start. So you're going to sober up. We're going to get a good night's sleep. Tomorrow we're going to find out what happens if that button doesn't get pushed.

Inman:
Are you him?

Desmond:
What?

Inman:
What did one snowman say to the other?

Desmond:
What are you talking about? Who are you?

Inman:
I'm Inman. Kelvin Inman.

Desmond:
What, what happened to my boat?

Inman:
I found you washed up on the beach. There was no boat.

[We hear the alarm start to sound. Inman enters the Numbers.]

Desmond:
What was all that about, then?

Inman:
Just saving the world.

Hurley:
Did that bird just say my name?

Sawyer:
Yeah it did, right before it crapped gold.

Sawyer:
When the Doc told me you all got caught in a net, I thought he meant, er- something else.

Kate:
Since when did you and Jack start talking about me?

Sayid:
(about the "foot") I do not know what is more disquieting---the fact that the rest of the statue is missing, or that it has four toes.

Penelope:
What are you running from, Desmond?

Desmond:
I have to get my honor back. And that's what I'm running to.

Charlie:
John! Eko is very upset, John!

Charlie:
John, look, seriously, you are about to be detonated!

[Eko is about to detonate the dynamite inside the hatch to blow open the blast door]

Charlie:
Eko, wait. Just wait a second. I-I don't think it's a good idea, Eko. We're in a very confined area. [Eko lights the fuse, and ducks behind the wall] Oh, bollocks!

Locke:
[to Desmond] The Pearl is a psychological station, full of TV monitors. And uh, two men sat in viewing chairs and filled notebooks, with observations on what happens in here. And then they put the notebooks in pneumatic tubes, sent 'em back to their headquarters, so they could evaluate us, as an experiment.

[Desmond sighs and walks around the room]

Locke:
What?

Desmond:
What if you've got it backwards?

Locke:
"Backwards"?

Desmond:
What if the experiment wasn't on the two men here but on the two men in there?

Desmond:
Kelvin! Hey, Kelvin.

[Desmond runs to the computer and enters the Numbers. Desmond hears Kelvin singing and sees a bottle of booze on the floor. He opens a grate on the floor and finds Kelvin drunk under the Hatch holding a key dangling from a chain.]

Inman:
I couldn't do it. I couldn't do it.

[Desmond makes his way over to Kelvin who is lying next to a small alcove. We see a lid has been opened to reveal a place to insert the key and a sign that says Caution:
System Termination.]

Desmond:
What is this?

Inman:
This is the only other way out, partner.

Desmond:
What are you talking about?

Inman:
Failsafe. Turn this key and this all goes away.

Desmond:
What's behind that wall, Kelvin? Huh? What was the incident?

Inman:
Electromagnetism, geologically unique. The incident-there was a leak. So now the charge builds up and every time we push the button it discharges it before it gets too big.

Desmond:
Why make us do it-push the button? If we, if we can just...

Inman:
[laughing and closing the lid] Here's the real question, Desmundo-do you have the courage to take your finger out of the dam and blow the whole thing up, instead?

[Desmond is studying the print-out taken from The Pearl]

Locke:
What are you doing?

Desmond:
... When did you come here?

Locke:
What?

Desmond:
The island. When did you come here? How long ago?

Locke:
Sixty, sixty-five days-

Desmond:
What was the date, what was the date?

Locke:
September 22nd. It was September 22nd.

Desmond:
I think I crashed your plane.

Desmond:
We need to push the button.

Locke:
No, we don't!

Desmond:
Do you not hear me, brother? I crashed your bloody plane?

Locke:
How did you manage to do that?

Desmond:
On that day, those numbers turned to hieroglyphics. And when the last one came down this whole started to shake! And that screen? That screen filled up with "system failure," [pointing to the printout] System Failure! And I know what they are. 92204-September the 22nd, 2004, the day your planed crashed! It's real! It's all bloody real!! Now, push the damn button!!

Locke:
I know what I saw! It's a lie; it's not real! None of it is real!

Desmond:
You don't want to push the button? Then I will.

Locke:
No!

[Locke grabs the computer and smashes it on the floor. Desmond looks horrified. There's about 3 minutes on the timer.]

Desmond:
You killed us. You killed us all.

Locke:
No. I just saved us all.

Penelope:
[written in a letter to Desmond] Dearest Des, I am writing this letter to you as you leave for prison. And I've hidden in the one place you would turn to in a moment of great desperation. I know you go away with the weight of what happened on your shoulders. And I know the only person who can ever take it off is you. Please don't give up, Des. Because all we really need to survive is one person who truly loves us. And you have her. I will wait for you. Always. I love you, Pen.

Locke:
[to Eko] I was wrong.

Ms. Klugh:
Hugo, you can go back to your camp.

Hurley:
What?

Ms. Klugh:
Go back. Your job is to tell the rest of your people they can never come here.

Hurley:
But what about my friends?

"Henry Gale":
Your friends are coming home with us.

Henry Gale":
I'm not happy about the arrangement that was made with you Michael, but we got more than we bargained for when Walt joined us, so I suppose this is what's best. And you let me go, set me free-you lived up to your word. We live up to our word, too. Do you know how to drive a boat?

Michael:
Yeah, I can drive a boat.

"Henry Gale":
Good, then you're going to take this boat and follow a compass bearing of 325, and if you do that exactly, you and your son will find rescue.

Michael:
That's it? I follow the bearing and me and my son get rescued?

"Henry Gale":
Yes.

Michael:
How do you know I won't tell people about where I was?

"Henry Gale":
Maybe you will, maybe you won't. But it won't matter. Once you leave, you'll never be able to get back here. And my hunch is you won't say a word to anybody because if you do, people will find out what you did to get your son back.

Michael:
My friends-I was promised you wouldn't hurt them.

"Henry Gale":
A deal's a deal.

Michael:
Who are you people?

"Henry Gale":
We're the good guys, Michael.

Portugese man 1:
[Translated from Portugese. The man sees the computer alerting to an electromagnetic anomaly] What?

Portugese man 2:
How long has it been doing that?

[First man goes over to the equipment and hurriedly looks through a book]

Portugese man 2:
That's it, isn't it? We missed it again...

Portugese man 1:
We didn't miss it!

[An alarm starts beeping and the first man goes to a computer screen.]

Portugese man 2:
So it's not a false alarm this time?!

Portugese man 1:
Just shut up and call!!

[On the other end, a woman answers the phone]

Woman:
Hello?

Portugese man 2:
Ms. Widmore? It's us. I think we found it.

'[Penelope Widmore looks shocked as the episode cuts to black]