Mickey Mouse Clubhouse

Mickey:
Welcome to our skibidi house, are you ready to rizz ya? (Mickey stares at the audience for 5 seconds) ha ha, hot gyat!

Mickey:
Speaking of skibidi toilet, look, it's Pluto, and he's sniffing for something, gee, I wonder what it could be?

Sheep:
Baa!

Mickey:
Woah, do you hear that? [Thinks] Hmm, what animal makes that sound? [Mickey pauses and thinks while Pluto continues sniffing]

Mickey:
A sheep! Right! If you seen a sheep anywhere, say, sheep!

Daisy:
hmm, I wonder where mickey and donald could be? [Looks at the sky] it's getting kinda late

Minnie:
(chuckles) don't worry daisy, they'll be here, mickey never forgets valentines day

Mickey:
MINNIE

Minnie:
mickey

Donald:
daisy

both:
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY (mickey chuckles)

Donald:
aww

Minnie:
(gasps) oh, why mickey, it's so beautiful you shouldn't have

Mickey:
I made it with a little help from all my friends [mickey winks at the viewer]

Minnie:
that's so sweet, thank you so much [minnie hugs mickey]

Mickey:
ah, your welcome

Minnie:
[to the viewer] and thank you too everybody

Minnie:
oh, and, uh, mickey, [she brings out a bonquet of roses to mickey]

Minnie:
this is for you

Minnie:
happy valentines day [mickey blushes]

Mickey:
aw minnie

Minnie:
oh...

Mickey:
(chuckles) we got our mousketools, alright! [Mickey walks to the middle of the clubhouse

Mickey:
now we can take baby red Bird back home to the forest

Baby red bird:
tweet tweet tweet

Mickey:
but first, we need to look through the telescope to find the forest, everybody say, telescope!

Goofy and Mickey:
TELESCOPE [A cup car appears out of nowhere and straps mickey and goofy and baby red Bird in]

Mickey:
(chuckles) hold on tight everybody! [A cup car zooms up like a rocket]

Mickey:
woah! yippie

Goofy:
he's eating [the cup car goes into the right ear of the clubhouse, the ear opens up revealing a telescope]

Mickey:
the telescope can help us see things far away, let's see if we can find the forest [mickey hands out the telescope to the viewer to see]

Mickey:
is that a forest? Nope, that's a lake, forests are made out of trees, let's keep looking. [The telescope moves fast to the right, the telescope stops revealing a bar in mickey park with minnie and daisy talking to each other]

mickey:
is that a forest? Nah, that's mickey park. [The telescope moves to the right yet again, the telescope stops revealing a beautiful forest with a tall tree far away from the other parts of the forest]

Mickey:
is that a forest? You betcha, that's a forest! [Mickey stops looking through the telescope]

Mickey:
ha, good job pal! [Mickey gives a thumbs up to the viewer watching]

Mickey:
welcome to the clubhouse everybody [pluto barks], that sounds like my pal pluto [the handy helper opens the clubhouse door revealing pluto with a balloon tied to the back and front of his legs]. Ha ha! There he is, and look. He's got a balloon. come here boy [pluto comes closer to mickey] Come on boy. Almost here. [pluto tries to jump into mickeys arms but he didn't make it] Hey, watcha got there? [Pluto spits the note out and mickey grabs it, he reads the poster] Hmm, it says here that today is the big balloon race. That's a race where everyone flies hot air balloons. [Mickey flungs the poster into the air after saying...] Whoopee! [Mickey looks at us] and the first one to fly over the finish line gets a big blue ribbon

Goofy:
hey would you mind taking care of my little kitten while I'm gone

Mickey:
aw sure, no problem

Goofy:
great! here ya go [a kitten comes out of goofys safari hat]

Mr pettibone:
meow?

Goofy:
his name is mr pettibone

Mr pettibone:
meow

Pluto:
ruff ruff ruff

Goofy:
thanks, you're a real pal, have fun little buddy (Ahyuck) [goofy strokes mr pettibone]

Mr pettibone:
(purring)

Goofy:
see ya... [Goofy was just about to leave until he remembers something] Gorsh, i almost forgot, mr pettibone only eats big red gooey fish. [Goofy leaves again] See ya later

Mr pettibone:
[jumps and plays with pluto]

Mickey:
[chuckles to pluto] isn't he cute?

Mr pettibone:
[jumps and saws a red circle on the floor which taps on his paw and suddenly rises up high in the air as a table]

Mr pettibone:
Meow! [he hisses as he saw Pluto's tail, he steps on his tail, and pluto barks to Mr pettibone]

Donald:
I'm so happy, thank you aw

Boo Boo chicken:
BAWK [boo boo chicken makes a noise, that woke willie the giant up]

Willie the giant:
(sleepily) waking up (snores) duh i was asleep

Mickey donald and goofy:
[looks at each other] uh oh

Willie the giant:
[getting out of bed going...] Fe fi fo fum diddy dum, i smell a mouse, a duck and a dog yum yum

Goofy:
it's the giant!

Mickey:
oh, he's waking up

Donald:
let's get outta here [the gang all runs. Skipping the mousekool scene and climbing down beanstalk scene]

Willie the giant:
FE... FI... FO... FUM!

Mickey donald and goofy:
(all gasp) THE GIANT

Willie the giant:
[bends down] i want that chicken!

Goofy:
[faints after saying] oh...

Donald:
NOT A CHANCE, BOO BOO CHICKEN IS MY CHICKEN!

Mickey:
excuse me mr giant sir, boo boo chicken is donalds chicken, and he didn't mean to trade him

Donald:
yeah I made a big mistake

Willie the giant:
[bends upward back into normal position, but bends down again] but i give you my magic beans

Mickey:
well mr giant, you can have your magic beans back, uh, but look, [Willie the giant looks up where Mickey's pointing at] they grew into a big magic beanstalk

Willie the giant:
[Willie the giant looks back down to the gang, finally realising what donald done] [willie makes a sad face and sniffs] (crying) but I want little boo boo chicken [tears comes out of willies eyes] [goofy brings a umbrella to shelter mickey and donald]

Willie the giant:
he's so cuddly, and huggable, and cute

Minnie:
[lifting a heavy basket full of strawberries] oh! Uh! Oh! Uh! Hmm. where in the world is everybody?

Donald:
SURPRISE

Minnie:
oh!

Donald:
oops, oh, i mean, hiya minnie

Minnie:
donald

Donald:
do you wanna jump rope?

Minnie:
jump rope? Why? Is it for a special party [looks pretty] for a special someone

Donald:
no no no no no no

Minnie:
are you sure?

Donald:
yeah, hey watch this [tries to jump rope but trips over the basket of strawberries]

Minnie:
oh! don't worry donald, you'll get the hang of it

Donald:
wait a minute [he untangles himself]

Minnie:
bye now

Donald:
wait! We can jump together, look! [donald puts the rope over minnies head and around her waist and spins the rope around rapidly, tangling minnie]

Minnie:
oh, donald duck!

Donald:
ha ha ha

Minnie:
[slowly untangling herself] oh, don't worry donald. It's ok, now um... Are you sure you're not forgetting something about being a special day, maybe [donald isn't here]

Minnie:
ohh, gosh, oh, maybe my friends did forget my birthday after all, oh, i can't believe it

Mickey:
I wonder, which key will open the garage?

Bryce:
Diamond Key

Mickey:
Hey, everybody. It's me, Mickey Mouse. Say, you wanna come inside my clubhouse? Well, all right! Let's go. Ah, I almost forget. To make the clubhouse appear, we get to say the magic words-- Meeska, Mooska, Mickey Mouse. Say it with me. Meeska, Mooska, Mickey Mouse.

Minnie:
Don't worry, Mickey. Daisy and I will help you find the Hidden Treasure.

Minnie & Daisy:
Hooray!

Mickey:
Step number 1:

Donald:
: Knock knock!

Pete:
: Who’s there?

Donald:
: treats for mickey

Mickey:
: Thanks!

Minnie:

Daisy:

Minnie:
First, we'll need 2 onions, now, we need 6 potatoes and now, we need 8 tomates.

Mickey:
ha hey everybody, it's me mickey mouse. Say ya wanna come inside my clubhouse? [Mickey cups his hand with one ear and listens]

Mickey:
well all right, let's go! [Mickey points to the left revealing a field with no clubhouse] [Mickey pops his head out on the right]

Mickey:
oops! (Chuckles) gee. I forget this everytime! Now to make the clubhouse appear, we need to say the magic words, exactly right, cause if we don't, well [mickey wrinkles his fingers] something funny might happen

Mickey:
the magic words are, meeska, mooska, mickey mouse! Say it with me. Meeska, mooska, mickey mouse! [The intro opens as normal but with more sounds]

Pete:
Pete's clubhouse, Pete's clubhouse, Pete's clubhouse, Pete's clubhouse, Pete's clubhouse, Pete's, clubhouse [Skipping to the clubhouse floating away scene, and when Pete says the wrong magic words]

minnie:
(the doorbell rings) oh I wonder who that could be? [The handy helper gets the doorknob and opens it]

pete:
(in mickeys voice) um uh, hiya minnie, I'm back with the cake, oh, I'm uh, I'm mickey mouse!

minnie:
(chuckles) is that mickey? [Pete poses to reveal he's mickey mouse]

pete:
I am so (in normal voice) I am so mickey I'm (in mickey voice again) the leader of the clubhouse

minnie:
[minnie makes a angry face] well, if your mickey, then you know everything mickey knows right?!

pete:
(in normal voice again) yeah, (back to mickey voice) sure

minnie:
okay them, to open up the clubhouse, what are the right magic words. And remember what happens when you use the wrong words?

pete:
um, [pete makes a confused face] let me see [pete scratches his chin] mickey said them before but now I don't remember (inhales) oh, I know, (in mickey voice) oh my it's uuuuuh, [saying the wrong magic words] peeska, pooska, pickey pouse, I mean uh uh mickey mouse, ha ha [minnie looks at the viewer]

minnie:
are those the right magic words? [Pete nods]

pete:
yeah yeah

minnie:
oh no those are not the right magic words [brass plays as the clubhouse shakes] [the mouskedoer glitches] [and the up slide glitches too] [pete tumbles down to the ground while minnie holds on to the door arch]

minnie:
(gasps) pete!

pete:
what? [The clubhouse ears fly away, the easter egg banner falls off the center of the ears]

donald:
hey! What's the big idea?

daisy:
woah, up up and away! [Goofy was halfway out of the shoe garage, but the shoe garage floats away too]

goofy:
gorsh, where's the ground going?

everybody expect pete:
woah [pete runs]

pete:
(in normal voice) this can't be right, now uh uuuh, hupsie pupsie, shoobee adoo [pete runs to the glove balloon]

pete:
uh, handsie, glovesie (stutters) please come down! [The glove balloon floats away] [after that, all of the clubhouse is gone]

pete:
oopise I said the wrong magic words didn't i? [Snacks his face] drat, I'm in big trouble now [pete hears mickeys humming]

Mickey:
(humming to the clubhouse theme song)

pete:
oh ding, dong damnit it's mickey, i gotta get out of here before he sees me [pete leaves before grabs his disguised hat]

’’’Mickey’’’:
hey? Where is Pete?

’’’Minnie’’’:
Earlier I saw him disappearing in the clubhouse. He must’ve snuck his way to the moon.

’’’Pluto’’’:
‘’(barks two times in a row)’’

’’’Pete’’’:
Oh, heck no! IL so much trouble!! (He tries to disguise himself by pretending that he is an old woman eating whey) Oh, I need more way so I can enjoy my meal.

’’’Mickey’’’:
Hey look, it’s peach disguised as an old lady. (Pete Suddenly in his pants and covers his pants to avoid seeing the pee from the Viewers) Wait, I just seen a trickle of pee.