Mighty Morphin Power Rangers, Season 1

Finster:
Oh, it's good to be free after 10,000 years!

[to fleeing astronauts]

Rita:
Don't leave! You'll miss my coming-out party. That's when I destroy the nearest planet!

[the nearest planet happens to be... Earth]

Alpha:
Danger! Danger! It's the big one! I know it! We'll all be destroyed!

Zordon:
Calm down, Alpha! It's Rita. She's escaped, and she's attacking the planet.

Alpha:
Ay-yi-yi! What do we do?!

Zordon:
Teleport to us five overbearing and over-emotional humans.

Alpha:
No! Not that! Not teenagers!

Zordon:
That's correct, Alpha.

Alpha:
I was afraid of that.

Billy:
[sees Alpha] A fully sentient, multifunctional automaton. I've never seen anything like it.

Zack:
Mastodon!

Kimberly:
Pterodactyl!

Billy:
Triceratops!

Trini:
Saber-Toothed Tiger!

Jason:
Tyrannosaurus!

All 5:
Power Rangers!

Jason:
Back off, fang-face!

Zack:
The good guys are here!

Billy:
Get off our planet!

Trini:
'Cause we're the Power Rangers!

Kimberly:
And we're not backin' down!

Goldar:
You and your weapons are no match for me!

Rita:
Goldar, you failed!

Goldar:
It won't happen again, empress!

Rita:
Shut up! I've got a headache!

Rita:
*moans* I've got such a headache! Somebody Bring me an aspirin!

Bones:
*Laughes* I am Bones! At your service-takes of his head and holds it like a hat-.

Finster:
Hmm. Prehaps I should have sent the machine on low.

Bones:
Here! Let me help you get "a-head"!

King Sphinx:
You're nothing without your friends. Why don't you just give up?

Goldar:
Uh-oh!

King Sphinx:
Uh-oh!

Rita Repulsa:
Oooohh.. Uh-oh!

Rita Repulsa:
This should have been a sure thing! I can't believe they beat the Sphinx! Destroy the world is all I ask, but do they do it? NO!

Rita:
Finster, oh Finster!

Finster:
Yes, oh nasty one,. I'm working on a marvelous monster that eats cars and smells like a fish.

Rita:
Never mind that! Make me a musical monster that will mesmerize those pathetic Power Rangers and bring them to their knees, like the Pied Piper only meaner!

Finster:
Oh, my Queen, that idea is absolute brilliant. However, musical monsters aren't very reliable. Wouldn't you rather have a fire-breathing hedgehog instead?

Rita:
NO!! Either get my monster, or i'll turned you into a Sippean slug!

Rita:
Well, do you have my monster yet? The waiting is putting a strain on my natural beauty.

Finster:
Yes, I call it the Gnarly Gnome. He's a wonderfully outwit creature, who plays a hypnotic accordion. The plan is to hypnotize a few kids and hold them. When, the Power Rangers show up to the rescue, he'll use the music to put them in your power.

Rita:
OK, let's get em!

Rita:
This time, it had better work, Finster!

Gnarly Gnome:
Whoa, what a trip! Ha Ha Ha! Now, I got to this thing to work right. I'll just warm it up a bit. Hee Hee!

Gnarly Gnome:
Come with me, my pretties! Rita wants to play.

[Skull is about to eat part of a cream pie meant for a food fight]

Bulk:
We are not going to eat them, numb-Skull. We are going to throw them.

Rita:
I'm feeling sick again, and it's all YOUR fault! And as for you two, SHUT UP! How can anyone conquer the world, with these nitwits?!

Eye Guy:
I spy some Power Rangers!

Billy:
Give us your lunch money, kid!

Kid:
I don't have any!

Billy:
You're worthless.

Kimberly:
Baboo?!

Baboo:
In the flesh. And I got you, didn't I?

Terror Toad:
Four down, and only one to go!

Baboo:
Well, then, let's get her!

Ernie:
[to Bulk and Skull after the cake accident] You boys better follow the rules, and pay for the cake, or just don't come back!

Skull:
Hey Bulk, are you afraid of flying?

Bulk:
Nah. I'm afraid of crashing.

Skull:
Oh, look. Kimberly's flying the plane.

Bulk and Skull:
SHE'S FLYING THE PLANE?!?!

Skull:
I've got the mind of a pilot.

Bulk:
Yeah? How d'ya figure that?

Skull:
Because Mr. Kaplan always says that I'm an airhead!

Billy:
Her mastery of complex illustrated characters is most impressive.

Jason What did he say?

Kimberly:
Don't look at me. I don't speak Billy.

Trini:
He says I draw a good cartoon. Thanks, Billy.

Rita:
Finster?! Finster! That fake carnival is working. The Power Pipsqueaks are falling for it! It's almost time for phase 2. Now, what about the clown? Is he ready? I don't want any mistakes.

Finster:
Oh, yes, my queen. I trained him myself. First, he'll use his magic power to turn the Power Rangers one by one into cardboard cut-outs. Then he'll transform into a horrible Pineoctopus, and terrorize the city!

Rita:
Excellent! Have him use that brat Sylvia as bait to get the rest of them.

(she is about to leave, then turns to Finster for another warning)

Rita:
Finster, don't blow it this time! (leaves)

Finster:
Yes, oh, hideous one. Of course! Of course! Of course! Whew!

Squatt:
[looks through the telescope] Uh-oh! Hey! Whoa! Oh! Oh! Take a look! Come here, Baboo! Ooh, look at this!

[Baboo looks through the telescope as Rita enters]

Baboo:
Oh, nasty one, that clown hasn't gotten the Power Geeks alone yet!

Rita:
Is he waiting for an invitation?! [slaps the balcony] GET THOSE POWER GEEKS!!

Squatt:
Whoa! Pineapple's making his move! I love it when a plan comes together!

Squatt and Baboo:
[chant] Get those Power Geeks! Get those Power Geeks!

Rita:
Oh, yeah!

Chunky Chicken:
Getting that kid to open the box is almost too easy. Rita's gonna be pleased. [Chunky Chicken clucks]

Green Ranger:
To the fall, of the Power Rangers! I'll destroy you, why and all! (devilish laughs)

Goldar:
You know, Jason, if you had your Power Morpher, you could get out of here.

Jason:
What's your point?

[Goldar drops the Morpher to the ground.]

Goldar:
Come and get it, if you're brave enough.

Goldar:
Rita has given you to me as a reward for my faithful service to her, like tossing some meat to a hungry lion.

Goldar:
You are only human, and no mere human is a match for Goldar!

Jason:
You wear a Green Ranger costume, yet your loyalty is with Rita.

Green Ranger:
I am her Green Ranger, and she is my empress.

Jason:
She's evil.

Green Ranger:
Yeah, and so am I.

Rita:
Hahaha! The battle is grand - and for once, we're winning!

Rita:
So, do you two think I should send the Green Ranger?

Squatt:
I think I don't know what I think, your Evilness!

Scorpina:
No! Send me, I wanna go!

Squatt:
Well, I could go with Baboo.

Scorpina:
Oh, shut up!

Jason:
So, Goldar, how does it feel to be outsmarted by a human being?

Goldar:
No human's ever defeated Goldar!

Jason:
Well, I'm gonna change that!

(during Goldar's rampage on the city, people exit the Youth Center, but just as Skull is about to leave, Bulk stops him)

Bulk:
Sit down!

Skull:
But, Bulk, the building's about to fall down!

Bulk:
I'm not finished with my ice cream yet.

(suddenly, something falls from the ceiling in front of the 2, and Bulk quickly eats the rest of his ice cream)

Bulk:
Now, I'm finished!

(he and Skull hurry out of the Youth Center)

Bulk:
Watch where you're going! Who taught you how to drive?!

Skull:
No one! How am I doing?

Bulk:
You drive like a maniac!

Skull:
Thank you.

Bulk:
That wasn't a compliment!

[The bus Bulk and Skull are in is about to be sent tumbling off a cliff]

Bulk:
We're gonna be history!

Skull:
Y'mean like famous?

Bulk:
No, I mean like dust!

Green Ranger:
Come on! You pathetic Power Rangers are finally goin' down!

Jason:
Our Zords!

[the DinoZords are sinking into a pit of molten lava one by one]

Kimberly:
They're totalled!

Zack:
I can't believe it! It's like Rita destroyed a part of us.

Billy:
They were always there for us when we needed them.

Trini:
Now they're gone, just when we need them most.

Kimberly:
The Power Rangers are history.

Trini:
It's over. Rita's won.

Jason:
Rangers, we can't give up.

Kimberly:
Why shouldn't we? Zordon's gone, the Megazord has been destroyed. We're outmatched.

Alpha:
Billy, what are the chances of bringing Zordon back on-line?

Billy:
Less than 10%.

Jason:
Isn't the smallest chance of victory enough of a reason for us to keep on fighting? The world needs us, Rangers.

Zack:
Let's face it. The Green Ranger was Rita's trump card. She played it. She won.

Alpha:
No, Rangers. I cannot accept that. Zordon would not accept that.

Trini:
But Zordon's not here.

Alpha 5:
Rita will rule the world! She'll enslave mankind! She'll destroy the Command Center again! She'll---

Zack:
Okay, okay, Alpha. We get your point.

Kimberly:
Tommy! Tommy, I know. I know you're the Green Ranger.

Tommy:
Well then Pink Ranger, you should know that you, along with the other Power Rangers, will soon be destroyed.

Kimberly:
Let us help you! We can break Rita's spell!

Tommy:
Rita is my empress, and she will soon rule the world!

Kimberly:
Tommy, please let us help you...

Tommy:
You (his eyes flash green) have been warned!

Jason:
We're back, and we're ready to morph into action!

Tommy:
Six working together to fight evil!

Zack:
And stop Rita!

Billy:
And all her menacing monsters!

Trini:
From destroying our planet Earth!

Kimberly:
And ruining the universe with evil!

Jason:
Look out Rita, we're not backing down! 'Cause we're the...

Jason, Tommy, Zack, Billy, Trini,Kimberly:
Power Rangers!

Zack:
[prepares to make a basket in basketball] Now, it's time for my Slamma-Jamma-Double-Whamma-Hip-Hoppit-'Cause-ya-Can't-Stop-it-Big-Disgrace-'Cause-it's-in-Your-Face long-shot!

Zack:
(sees the sleeping-powdered butterfiles go after him) Oh, man. Why'd it hafta be bugs?! If they catch me, it's gonna be Rip Van Winkle time!

Zack:
(To Spidertron) You've messed with my friends, and now I'm gonna mess with you! Time for you to learn what Mastodon power is all about. Let's see how you like my deep freeze! Nighty-night, web-face!

Bulk :
(About Billy's mouse, Jack) Oh look, the geek patrol's got a new mascot!

Skull:
Yeah, a new mascot!

Zack:
Well, he's smarter than some humans I know!

Skull:
Hey! You can't talk about Bulk like that!

Zack:
All I know, is that (Jack) never failed an IQ test!

[Kimberly looks at her model for the parade, completely damaged in the fight with the Putties]

Kim:
[tearfully] Look at my model.

Zack:
Man. They really demolished it.

Kim:
Without this model, they can't build the full-sized float. Now it won't be able to be in the parade.

Trini:
Kim, cheer up. There'll be other parades you can design floats for.

Kim:
Yeah, but Rita will probably wreck them, too.

Billy:
Well, perhaps we can simply reconstruct it.

Kim:
All that time and effort for nothing.

Tommy:
We can help you build a new one.

Trini:
Yeah.

Kim:
There's no way we can get more flowers in time. The model's due today.

[she walks up to the Juice Bar counter]

Jason:
This Rita's a real witch.

Billy:
[about to morph and fight Frankenstein] It's time for molecular transmutation!

Kimberly:
Bulk, be careful! You're such a clod.

Bulk:
She's makin' me mess up my lines!

[he spins the spinning wheel at hyperspeed]

Kimberly:
Bulk? Not so fast!

[the high speed of the wheel blows off Mr. Kaplan's toupee; Bulk guffaws at it; the wheel suddenly breaks]

Kimberly:
HEY!!

[she looks at the busted wheel]

Kimberly:
Oh, no! You ruined my grandmother's spinning wheel!!! What is she gonna say?!

Mr. Kaplan:
Honestly, Bulk. Come on, kids. Let's take a break before somethin' else gets broken.

Bulk:
Don't get so bent outta shape, Kimberly!

Kimberly:
This happens to be very important to me.

[she sets off in a huff]

Tommy:
What's the matter, Zack?

Zack:
That's the matter! That huge snake! Well, can't you see it? Can't you see it!?

Jason:
What snake?!

Zack:
It's gonna bite me!

Kimberly:
There's nothing there, Zack!

Trini:
Zack, there is no snake!

Zack:
I hate snakes! I HATE SNAKES!!

Zack:
Hey, man, thanks. Thanks for the pep talk.

Quagmire:
My pleasure. And welcome back. But the key was there inside you, Zack.

[Zack's fellow Ranger teens are impressed by his moves in the dance competition]

Jason:
Stylin' tunes.

Kim:
I know. Who's the D.J.?

[to their surprise, the D.J. is none other than an old friend from the island]

Kim:
Look, you guys! It's Quasimodo!

Trini:
[laughs] Quagmire.

Squatt:
So, what's the plan, your evilness?

Rita:
To find the Mirror of Destruction.

Squatt:
The one that can destroy even Super Putties?

Rita:
Yes. Into 1,000,000 pieces!

Baboo:
That mirror's power will destroy anything reflected in it. Just one look at it, and those Rangers are history! We have to find it first!

Rita:
We'll start today. It's hidden on Earth.

Billy:
Zordon, how do we battle this evil monster?

Trini:
And how are we gonna get Kimberly out of that jar?

Zordon:
Use your Zords, and you can defeat him. When the Fan Man is defeated, Kimberly will be free.

Trini:
But we need Tommy's help.

Jason:
And the power of the Dragonzord.

Zack:
He still doesn't look any better.

Jason:
Where are the creeps that did this to Tommy?!

Billy:
And trapped Kimberly?

Zordon:
My sensors have tracked them to the Putty Bowl Restaurant. Observe.

[the 4 Rangers turn to the Viewing Globe and notice Goldar, Squatt, and Baboo having lunch with the Fan Man at said restaurant]

Squatt:
The dimension in the jar will disappear any minute, and so will Kimberly.

Baboo:
[uncorks the jar] And then, we'll make the other Power Rangers disappear. [peeks in the jar] Gettin' hungry, Kimberly?

Kimberly:
Let me go! Please! Let me go.

Alpha:
Poor Kimberly.

Jason:
We're outta here!

Bulk:
[after Skull accidentally spills lotion on him] You airhead! I wanna get a tan. Not a bath.

[Fang catches Goldar, Squatt, and Baboo eating his eggs]

Fang:
How could you?!

Squatt:
What do you mean?

Fang:
You ate my gooney bird eggs! You know how hard it is to find these?! You can't just walk into a store and buy these, you know! I was going to have these eggs for lunch!

Squatt:
Really? They were good.

Fang:
Were good?! [growls with rage] I'm going to tear you apart!

Tommy:
[to Bulk and Skull] Roses are red.

Zack:
Violets are blue.

Tommy and Zack:
We sure can learn something from you. NOT!

Zack:
Jason, you gotta come back. Tommy's in big trouble.

Goldar:
You're all in trouble now!

Jason:
But if I don't get the candle in time, he'll lose his powers.

Zack:
If we don't get to him in time, he'll lose his life!

Rita:
BURN, CANDLE, BURN!

Tommy:
No! You can't take my powers, Rita! I'm the Green Ranger!

Bulk:
Hey Ernie, you think you could tape us working out?

Ernie:
You two? Working out?

Bulk:
Just point the camera!

Bulk:
(after hitting the collected recyclables) I think, whenever possible, everything should be recycled!

Jason:
Alright smog-breath, my friends need help. I call upon the power of the Dragon Shield!!

[the Rangers are cornered by the Twin Man]

Jason:
Man! This guy's gettin' on my nerves!

Kim:
And to think I always liked mirrors.

Kim:
Mayor Carrington hopes that the mysterious superheroes will make a public appearance in Angel Grove Park, where countless fans will be gathered to celebrate them. I have a feeling the Power Rangers will show up... Don't you?

Jason:
I wouldn't be surprised.

Goldar:
Greetings, Power Rangers! I thought I'd drop by and say hello! (laughs) Before I say goodbye!

Pudgy Pig:
[to another pig] Come with me to the pigsty!

Alpha:
Ah, another happy ending.

Zack:
Oh, no!

Trini:
Zack, what's wrong?

Zack:
Speakin' of happy endings, I left Angela sittin' back at the theater! If I don't get back before the curtain goes down, it's gonna be curtains for me. I'm outta here. See ya.

[he teleports out; all of the other teenagers laugh afterwards]

Squatt:
This will make Rita so happy, she'll probably give me that glow-in-the-dark toothpaste I've been wanting.

Mr. Kaplan:
Class, since Miss Appleby is ill today, I thought I would fill in for her so I could deliver these test results personally. [hands the Rangers teens their test results] Congratulations. All of you got A's.

Kimberly:
Wow! Focusing on our studies really paid off.

Mr. Kaplan:
But, you two,... [points at Bulk and Skull] Get up here. [Bulk and Skull do so] Read them and weep.

[hands Bulk and Skull their test results; Bulk and Skull look at them]

Skull:
Hey, Bulk! The plan worked! We didn't get D's! No detention!

Bulk:
Will you shut up?

Mr. Kaplan:
Do you know what F stands for, gentlemen?

Bulk:
Fun?

Skull:
Far out?

Mr. Kaplan:
NO! [steps up to the blackboard and writes down the word...] "Forever"! Which is how long you're gonna be staying after school in my office!

Bulk:
That was my next guess.

Mr. Kaplan:
I'm very disappointed in you, gentlemen! [waves his eraser at Bulk and Skull, causing Bulk to try to stifle a sneeze] What's the matter with him?

Skull:
TAKE COVER!

[Bulk sneezes so hard, Mr. Kaplan's toupee flies off]

Billy:
It all started when I was a kid, I was attempting to recreate what I'd learned in school about whirlpools. But my moving finger proved to be an enticement to one of the fish below.

Young Billy:
OW! (Pulls a fish hanging from his finger out of the water)

Billy:
The fish actually bit me!

Goofish:
(As Megazord approaches): No! I had you finished, kaput, all fished out!

[Trini's father beats Jason's father in an arm-wrestling match]

Mr. Scott:
OW!

Jason:
You givin' up, Dad?

Trini:
Well, my dad always believed that physical and mental strength should go hand in hand.

Mr. Kwan:
It's always been a winning combination.

Mr. Scott:
[laughs] I'll say.

[the Rangers have given their Power Coins to Goldar]

Jason:
So now that you have what you want, Goldar, our Power Coins, give us back our parents!

Goldar:
You fools! Did you really think I'd return them back to you?! What for?! I intend to destroy the world! And now, nothing can stop me!

[laughing evilly, he slams the box shut and disappears with it]

Kimberly:
All right. So, what do we do now? Goldar has all the Power Coins.

Jason:
Not all of 'em. We still have one.

[he shows his fellow Ranger teens that the last remaining coin is the Dragon Coin]

[after noticing Tommy]

Rita:
Huh?! What's he doing there?!

Goldar:
There is no way they can bring Green Ranger back! Impossible!

Rita:
He's lost his power, Goldar!

Squatt:
That's right! Thanks to Rita.

Baboo:
Brilliant! Brilliant!

Jason:
[hands Tommy back his Power Coin] Welcome back, old friend.

Tommy:
All right, I get the picture. Look. I'll do anything I can to help. But how? How can I without my powers?

Zordon:
I believe the only way possible is to infuse Tommy with an enormous amount of my own energy.

Billy:
But Zordon! That could be extremely dangerous for both you and Tommy!

Jason:
I agree with Billy. What happens if these temporary powers give out during a fight?

Kimberly:
Yeah, we can't ask Tommy to take that risk.

Tommy:
No. This is a risk I'm willing to take. When do we begin?

Goldar:
You again, green weakling?!

Tommy:
That's right, Goldar!

Goldar:
You have no chance of defeating me!

Tommy:
We'll see about that!

Goldar:
Empty threats from a powerless Ranger!

Tommy:
I have more than enough to beat you, Goldar!

Goldar:
I shall enjoy crushing you again!

Zordon:
Alpha and I will have to analyze your powers, Tommy, to see if they can be restored to you permanently.

Alpha:
As it is, they could fail, leaving you vulnerable.

Zordon:
Knowing this, Tommy, do you still choose to remain a Power Ranger?

Tommy:
Absolutely. It's good to be back with my friends again, even if it's only for a while.

Alpha:
Welcome back, Green Ranger!

Zack:
Hey, guys, it's Parent's Day. Remember?

[Kimberly reunites with her family]

Kimberly:
I love you guys so much. I was kind of afraid that you might feel uncomfortable.

Mrs. Hart:
Kimberly, whatever gave you that idea?

Mr. Hart:
Just because we're divorced doesn't mean we don't love you. We'll always be here for you.

Mr. Kaplan:
[in the midst of the frenzy at Parent's Day] Can't you do something about this mess?!

Miss Appleby:
Well, you know what they say: If you can't beat them, join them!

[she splats a pie on Mr. Kaplan's head beneath his toupee and laughs; Mr. Kaplan tastes the pie]

Mr. Kaplan:
Not bad!

[he laughs and joins the frenzy]

[Zack faces Peckster with 5 balloons on hand]

Billy:
It's good to see you, Zack. But don't you think this is a bad time for a party?

Zack:
Not if this idea works. Hey, Peckster, betcha can't bust these!

Peckster:
Excellent! Finally a little fun before dinner!

[he pecks each of the balloons, but as he pecks the last one, which is a ball in disguise, his beak gets stuck in it]

Zack:
What's the matter, bird breath? Cat got your tongue? Or is it a ball got your beak?

Jason:
What? Putties can drive?

[he gets run over by a car driven by a Putty]

Jason:
Yup, they can drive!

Lizzinator:
Very impressive, Red Ranger, but I have another game in mind we can play.

Jason:
Any game you want!

Lizzinator:
Then how about soccer?

[he proceeds to kick a boulder at Jason]

Bulk:
Trick or treat...

Skull:
Smell my feet!

Bulk:
It's time to meet...

Skull:
The guy to beat!

Tommy:
Hey. Why don't we make this interesting? If I destroy the shark, I take over as leader of the Power Rangers.

Jason:
And if I get it first, you turn in your Power Coin!

Tommy:
Fine!

Jason:
Fine!

Jason:
If you think you're gonna mess up our town...

Zack:
Then you're way off-side!

Billy:
So pack up your ball and go home!

Trini:
'Cause we don't want your on our field!

Kimberly:
So punt yourself outta here!

Jason:
Or you'll face the...

Jason, Zack, Billy, Trini, Kimberly:
Power Rangers!

Rhinoblaster:
You've been sidelined, Power Rangers! Hit the showers!

Tommy:
Wait, wait! Won't you let me spend my last few moments with my friends?

Rhinoblaster:
Well, since I'm such a nice guy... NO!

Tommy:
Alright, guy, consider this your two-minute warning! The home team is taking back the field!

Rhinoblaster:
Score one for the invaders!

Rhinoblaster:
Fourth quarter, Ranger, and time's runnin' out!

[Goldar is training Putties to become Mutant Rangers.]

Goldar:
No, Number 6! You're going to be a clay pot on Rita's coffeetable if you don't shape up!

Goldar:
With these Badges of Darkness, you will become the evil twin of a Power Ranger... No one worthy of becoming Red Ranger. No matter. It's Mutant Time!

Commander Crayfish:
You have trained well. With your Badges of Darkness, and me as your leader, we shall destroy the Power Rangers!

Jason:
You ready for us?

Commander Crayfish:
So, you've come to play.

Jason:
We'd love to stay and play, ugly, but it's time to put you out of commission.

Commander Crayfish:
Wrong, little Ranger. It's Mutant Time!

Commander Crayfish:
Now we'll show you who the real Rangers are!

Blue Mutant:
I'm after you, Blue!

Yellow Mutant:
Hey, Trini, you wanna play, too?

Black Mutant:
Nice to meet ya, Zack!

Pink Mutant:
Told ya I'd be back!

Kimberly:
You guys may look like us, but that's not enough!

Commander Crayfish:
We'll soon see, little land-lubber. We have a real leader!

Commander Crayfish:
Is that the best you can do?

Tommy:
There's plenty more where that came from, you overgrown seafood platter!

Commander Crayfish:
You're the ones about to be cooked! Let's blast them, Mutants!

Tommy:
What?

Kimberly:
They've got a Power Blaster!

Commander Crayfish:
Mutants, assemble Power Blaster!

Kimberly:
Oh yeah? We have a Power Blaster, too!

Commander Crayfish:
You Power Punks will soon be cosmic dust!

Commander Crayfish:
Let's finish them off, Mutants! Charge!

Jason, Zack, Billy, Trini, Kimberly:
We need UltraZord Power now!

[The UltraZord is formed.]

Commander Crayfish:
Huh?! Hold it! Pull back! Pull back!

Kimberly:
You guys should definitely join Jason's karate class.

Squat:
Uh-oh! Morning breath! Let me give you a mint!

Finster:
Oh, it's good to be free after 10,000 years.

Kimberly:
This isn't exactly the mall, is it?

Billy:
This place is magnificent!

Zack:
I don't get it. How did we end up here?

Trini:
I just want to know where here is.

Zordon:
It's quite simple, my dear. This planet is under attack, and I have brought you here to save it!

Jason:
Look at him; that dude's HUGE!

Kimberly:
Yeah, Bulk; you sure showed us this time!

Jason:
Form a human chain! NOW!

Mr. Caplan:
Look at this place! Why it hasn't been cleaned up yet?! You there! I want to talk to you!

Red Ranger:
Megazord armed and ready!

Goldar:
Uh-oh!

King Sphinx:
Uh-oh!

Rita:
Huh? Uh-oh.

Rita:
[after Pudgy Pig's destruction] You nincompoop! Your monster was worthless!

Finster:
But I warned you he wasn't my best work!

Baboo:
This is all your fault!

Squatt:
My fault?!

Baboo:
I don't know how, but ya always mess everything up! Ya do!

Finster:
Now, now, my queen, please don't yell at me and turn me into a toad or something! Please, my queen! I beg you!

Baboo:
[intimidated by Rita's fury] I'm sensing a bit of dissatisfaction.

Rita:
I'm feeling sick again, and it's all your fault! [to Squatt and Baboo] And as for you two, SHUT UP! [to herself] How can anyone conquer the world with these nitwits?!

Rita:
To Earth you'll go

with your bottle in tow,

and when I say obey,

you'll do as I say!

Zack:
He got our servo power circuits!

Jason:
You're right! [to Kimberly/Billy] Billy, you've got to rewire those servos to bypass the damage and tap into the power morphing system. We gotta get us more power before we get totaled!!

Kimberly/Billy:
I'll try!

Jason:
[to Billy/Kimberly and Trini] Kimberly, Trini, he'll need help!

Kimberly/Billy & Trini:
Right!

Skull/Bulk:
Scarfing time!

Bulk/Skull:
Yeah, scarfing time.

Skull/Bulk:
[looking at Bulk/Skull who's hovering over Skull/Bulk's sub] You're breathing on my food! We gotta do something, We gotta find that Billy geek! Oh, right after I've finished my spaghetti and meatballs.

Bulk/Skull:
Yeah! Spaghetti and meatballs! [laughs]

Kimberly:
Dream on, Bulk!

Jason:
Tommy, we need you! It's where you belong!

Alpha:
Oh, look, Zordon!

Zordon:
You are watching history in the making, Alpha. Finally, the ancient prophecy has been fulfilled! The Sixth Ranger is now one of us!

Alpha:
Hooray!

Zordon:
Rangers, I give you Dragonzord in fighting mode!

Goldar:
I will avenge you, my queen! I promise you Zordon and his Power Rangers will be made to pay!

Shellshock:
Wait till those teenage mutants see what a full-grown turtle can do!

Rita:
[to Baloo and Squatt] Those little twerps have done it again! You told me that monster was invincible! YOU DUNCES! I SHOULD HAVE MY HEAD EXAMINED FOR BELIEVING YOU!

Rita:
[to Baloo and Squatt] YOU DON'T KNOW THE TIME OF DAY! YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT DAY OF THE WEEK IT IS! WHAT MAKES YOU THINK YOU WERE SMART ENOUGH TO CREATE A MONSTER? [to herself, as if she is talking to the Rangers] I'M WARNING YOU, POWER RANGERS; RITA'S GOING TO GET YOU YET! [to herself again] I've got a headache!

Bulk:
Hi, losers!

Skull:
Yeah! Losers!

Bulk:
Roses are red, violets are blue, no girl in the world's gonna go out with you.

Bulk:
Why didn't you use the secret weapon move I showed you?!

Biff:
What you mean, this one?!

(He kicks Bulk in the shins)

Biff:
I'm getting a new coach!

Bulk:
Hey, Ernie, you wanna film us workin' out?

Ernie:
You two? Workin' out?

Bulk:
Just run the camera, okay?

[he hands Ernie the camcorder]

Ernie:
Oh, this oughta be fun.

Zordon:
Congratulations, Power Rangers. Victory is yours. You have gone far beyond the call of duty, and saved your world from a terrible fate. The world is very lucky to have you, and so am I.

Bulk:
I thought I told you to buy a big fish, sardine breath!

Skull:
I did. It's the only kind of fish I know.

Fighting Flea:
All right; where is he? I'm hungry! I'm hungry!

Bulk:
We did it! We finished... the BULKWICH!!

Skull:
Yeah! THE BULKWICH!!!

Rita:
How cute; she wants to do mantis kung-fu. [to Finster] FINSTER! MAKE ME A MONSTER; I'LL SHOW HER HOW IT'S DONE!

Bulk:
[to Skull] Let's go hunt for some bugs!

Zack:
Well, you know what they say: you're only as old as you feel.

Billy:
I don't believe it! A "B"?!

Tommy:
Remember, ladies, two heads are better than one.

Ernie:
No one looks until I'm ready.

Jason:
Why don't you give the kids a second chance?

Ernie:
If it was up to me, I'd give everybody who didn't make the team a second chance.

Zack:
Isn't it up to you?

[Ernie ponders this for a moment, then gets an idea]

Ernie:
That's it, then! We're going to have a second tryout!

Oysterizer:
Your end is near, victory is mine!