Milo Murphy's Law, Season 1

Zack:
Dude, if and when we get outta' here, I'm gonna have to go my own way. No offense. I just can't handle all of this.

Milo:
All of what?

Zack:
This cyclone of calamity that follows you everywhere you go. How do you live like this?!

Milo:
How do you live like that?

Zack:
What do you mean?

Milo:
I mean, you wanna live like those other kids? They took a bus to school today. A bus! Does that seem like more fun to you?

Milo:
Well, that was exciting. Are you guys okay?

Cavendish:
Is this a game to you?

Milo:
A game? No, I mean, how would you keep score?

King Pistachion:
I've had just about enough of you, young man!

Milo:
Yes, you have.

King Pistachion:
Wait a minute. Why are you smiling?

Milo:
Because I never told Diogee to go home. (points toward him, standing above the pistachio plant on a bough)

(Diogee urinates on the plant, destroying it. King Pistachion falls over in pain.)

Milo:
See, I read that your particular species of pistachio plant is extremely vulnerable to uric acid, one of the main ingredients of dog pee. And I happen to have the best dog in the world.

King Pistachion:
You haven't seen the last of me, Milo Murphy! Ah! You haven't seen the last of — oh! (He vanishes)