Muppet Babies, Season 4 (1987)

Fozzie:
Gravity. Isn't that what we put on mashed potatoes?

Bunsen:
That's gravy. Not gravity, Fozzie.

Fozzie:
Oh, I knew that.

Fozzie:
This is one of the worst peanut butter and traffic jams I've ever seen. Get it? Peanut butter, traffic jam?

All:
We got it.

Gonzo:
We love working in salt mines, right guys?

All:
Gonzo!

Fozzie:
Yeah we don't even mind pepper.

All:
Fozzie!

Fozzie:
Don't worry Piggy, I'm a professional - OOPS! [drops his cue cards]

Piggy:
You're a professional oops all right.

Scooter:
What happened, Fozzie?

Fozzie:
Rowlf went into the closet to think about my joke. He'll probably come out when he thinks it's funny.

Skeeter:
Boy, we'll never see him again.

Fozzie:
Yeah... Huh?

Fozzie:
Hey, Rowlf, wanna hear a funny joke?

Rowlf:
No thanks, Fozzie.

Fozzie:
Okay here it goes: what food do you eat with your mouth open? Give up? *See* food. Get it? Wokka, wokka, wokka.

Piggy:
I've always wanted to be a baby sitter!

Fozzie:
Me too! Who gets to sit on him first?

[In a Red Riding Hood parody]

Gonzo:
Grandma bought some swampland in the Dagobah system.