MythBusters, 2007

[Adam is holding two bottles, the labels of which have been obscured by the censor.]

Adam:
This ingredient is made of blur. Ha! And this has blur in it too. Blur is very dangerous. You don't wanna mix blur with blur.

[Adam is about to demonstrate a thermite reaction.]

Rob Lee (US Narrator):
For this cooking lesson, Adam will need the fire suit, and it's safety masks all around. So - just like gumbo night at Adam's.

Adam:
[after a thermite square ignites without warning] Deuteronomy!

[Adam has just lit a panel of cotton. It is burning extremely slowly in contrast to the rapid destruction of the Hindenburg.]

Adam:
We don't need a high-speed on this, we need a time-lapse.

[Cue time-lapse of the panel burning.]

Rob Lee (US Narrator):
Anything you say, Adam.

[The first test Hindenburg catches fire and nearly burns out in the shop.]

Adam:
That would be the textbook definition of irony, kids...

Adam:
Next on Discovery, the world's deadliest piñata!

[Adam had just ignited the hydrogen under a skin sample covering a wooden box, which explodes violently.]

Adam:
WHOA! (in quiet voice) Okaaaay... is everybody okay?

Rob Lee (US Narrator):
Eh... fresh underwear for Mr. Savage, please.

Adam:
Show me what you got, cheater.

Kari:
Why is it that the first day of rain we get for the entire year, is going to be the day we're using... high explosives and electricity - whoooo!!!

Jamie:
Now behave, or we're going to make you into a coat.

Adam:
So, can you clearly communicate what clever canine conundrum you're currently concocting?

Jamie:
What?!?

Adam:
What's the myth?

Tory:
[Holding shotgun] Boy, you'd better marry my daughter!

Adam:
If I had any dignity, that would have been humiliating.

Adam:
(To Jamie) Come, Silent Walrus, let us storm the castle! I will don my safety gear!

Adam:
Oh, I am as stealthy as the night. Don't I look like silent death, bringing justice in the night?

Adam:
(In a hill-billy accent) Dude, give it more gas! Ah hell. That ain't a truck no more, that's a dynamometer!

Adam:
It bleeds!

Jamie:
One way to tell that Mythbusters has been in the area: look for shrapnel in the trees.

[Jamie is about to shoot an oven door with a shotgun.]

Adam:
(with British accent) All right, Jamie, here's your motivation: this oven door 'as run off with your wife, [Jamie laughs] and you've decided to gear up and get even. So go for it!

[Jamie shoots oven door couple of times. Adam starts laughing at the second shot.]

Rob Lee (US Narrator):
I guess the moral is: don't elope with Mrs. Hyneman.

[Adam gives his assessment of what happens when an aerosol can is tossed in a campfire.]]

Adam:
While I don't necessarily think it's lethal, it definitely took a while to happen. So you might think, "Oh well. I guess nothing's gonna happen." and come back over here... BOOM! All of a sudden, your head's in a fireball and you're missing an eyebrow - and I know what that's like.

[Cue flashback from Cell Phone Destruction.]

Rob Lee (US Narrator):
...and our trio of tall-tale tacklers (are) speaking in bull.

Grant:
Moooo!

Tory:
Those are whales.

Rob Lee (US Narrator):
...and Grant stunt-double requires an CPR.

[Grant is seen performing "CPR" on his dummy.]

Grant:
Don't give up on me now!

Tory:
Are you done playing with yourself?

Grant:
You know how they say Tory is like a bull in a china shop?

Tory:
No.

Kari:
Yes.

Rob Lee (US Narrator):
So the first guy has let the team down. They were expecting a bull in a china shop to be like... well, a bull in a china shop.

Adam:
It's a key component on the belt of Nocturnal-Echo-Locating-Flying-Mammal-Man.

Jamie:
Batman?

Adam:
Yes. Shhh!

Jamie:
You all set, Batman?

Adam:
I'm all set, Boy Wonder.

Grant:
So, you named your guy there?

Tory:
Yes.

Grant:
What did you name him?

Tory:
Pork-loin-io.

Kari:
You did not.

Tory:
He's an evil pig-man.

[The force of the hook shooter causes both the hook and shooter to fire with great force-in opposite directions.]

Kari:
Ah, the Newton's Laws! We forgot the Newton's Laws!

Tory:
(regarding the hook shooter) That was that first time I ever felt any real danger.

Tory:
Holy air cannon Grantman!

Grant:
How long have you been waiting to unleash that one?

Tory:
All day!

Rob Lee (US Narrator):
The water heater shot up so high, you could order a pizza while you wait.

Adam:
(stepping out of the house they built) Hi everyone! Welcome to the Mythbusters Clubhouse!

Adam:
House? What house?

Kari:
[about the myth] This has Tory, written all over it!

Tory:
Why am I always written all over it?

Kari:
Are you ready to let go of the muffin top?

Grant:
I am ready to let go of the muffin top.

Tory:
But is the muffin top ready to let go of you?

Adam:
Blue Pointer 2. Makes me wonder what happened to the Blue Pointer 1.

Adam:
Are you planning to be buried in something very similar to this?

Jamie:
I'm not gonna get buried.

Adam:
No?

Jamie:
No!

Adam:
Just get your ashes scattered into space or something?

Jamie:
Mulch!

Adam:
Mulch?!?

Jamie:
Yeah!

Adam:
You'll feed yourself into a wood chipper?!

Jamie:
Yeah!

Adam:
Ah!

Jamie:
Go ahead, tailgate, see if I care.

Jamie:
The Batmobile can kiss my butt!

Adam:
The people at home want more! Right, guys? You want more? Okay, they want more, Jamie!

Adam:
My head is sticking out of the bottom of the barrel. [pauses]

Rob Lee (US Narrator):
We need to stress that no fish have been or will be injured in filming this myth. They're mostly blown to pieces.

Rob Lee (US Narrator):
Sombreros, boots and bandoleers. A desperately clichéd battle looms between the tragically uncool, the undeniably hot... and these two idiots.

Grant:
[about the fact that he hasn't eaten this much spicy food] I hope that my head doesn't explode.

[after the toothpaste failed to work]

Grant:
Toothpaste stays in the bathroom - not on the dinner table!

Grant:
My Prediction: Pain. And lots of it

Adam:
You expose the mouse and all hell breaks loose!

Adam:
So, how are we going to get this mouse to those elephants over there?

Jamie:
Slingshot!

Rob Lee (US narrator):
MacGyver and elephant dung... Must've missed that episode.

Tory:
[As Tory and Kari start to water down the sand] It's like watering a little Grant flower.

Adam:
I hope I don't step on a octopus.

Tory:
I've been a baaad pirate.

Airplane simulator:
Don't sink.

Jamie:
Why is it telling me not to think?

Airplane simulator:
Don't sink.

[After Jamie crashes a flight simulator]

Rob Lee (US Narrator):
Jamie hits the deck, putting the terror into terra firma.

[Discussing a myth that will involve Tory skydiving.]

Kari:
Logistically, it's a little more complicated than just throwing a dummy out of a plane.

[Camera shot moves to broken dummy.]

Rob Lee:
Logistically, more difficult. [Camera shot slides over to show Tory and the dummy side by side.] But essentially the same.

Tory:
[in the water with a bird next to him] Hey, my little friend! You better not attract any sharks, you little [censored].