New Looney Tunes, Season 3

Bugs:
Oh. I'm gonna give Tad Tucker a ride Alright. A ride to Crazy-Town!

Bugs:
What do you think was gonna happen? Sam was going to win.

Elmer Fudd:
Bet you thought I was gonna twip and fall, didn't you? But, I didn't! [laughs]

Bugs:
What's up, rock?

[Pete Puma, Claude and Sylvester, the Cat trio appears.]

Minnesota Rats:
Cats! Run and hide for your lives, fellas!

Hubie:
Wait. Why are we always running?

Bertie:
And hiding?

Minnesota Rats:
Because, we're mice! It's what we do.

All:
[screams and runs away].

Pepé Le Pew:
Uh. Should they be chewing on those wires?

Hans:
[notices the hamsters chewing the wire of the dynamite, speeding up the countdown] You fools! You'll blow us all to smithereens!

Claudette:
Sounds like our cue to leave!

[They raced out of the room, Claudette ties herself with a hose.]

Claudette:
Quick! Hold on to me!

Pepé Le Pew:
I will and I will never let go!

Claudette:
Ugh!

[They jump out of the building as the dynamite explodes.]

Pepé Le Pew:
Le Phew!

[The Hamsters fall down.]

Hans:
I will have my revenge!

Bugs Bunny:
Oh. Look. An Irish Piñata!

[The jack in the box rattles and it falls, and it opens up revealing an Elmer BloFudd's head.]

Elmer BloFudd:
[laughs evilly] I see you fell into my wittle twap! There is no alpha machine! It was just a clever wuse to get you into this dangerous swamp so I can destroy you once and for all! '’[laughs evilly as his face turns red, meaning that the Jack in the Box is gonna explode.]

Claudette:
Le Pew! Look out!

[They got out of the way, as the jack in the box explodes.]

Bugs:
Alright, Squeaks! Victory! [does the victory clasp] Whoo-Hoo!

Lola:
This time, when Rhoda hit the road, the road hit back! Yeesh!

Daffy:
Hello, spring break! One whole week of nothing but, sun, sun and coconuts!

Bugs:
Viktor was nice! But, I just wasn't all impressed by, his fall collection!

Bugs:
[comes out with a monkey] And then, the guy says, "You don't understand! Jumps is my dog!" [laughs with a monkey]

Bugs:
This Captain is going down with or without his ship.

Bugs:
Time for me to hit the silk! [gets out a parachute] That's pilot lingo for parachute! [jumps from the plane] Geronimo!

Bugs and Porky:
He's a great guy! But, living with him would've been the worst! [laughs, hiccups]

Bugs:
[After getting kicked out] [Walks off, comes back] Which is French for, "Of course, you know, this means war!"

Elmer Fudd:
[as he was forced to do King Louis XIV (Blacque Jacque Shellacque)'s feet] Oh. This wittle piggy went to market! This wittle piggy stayed home!

Blacque Jacque Shellacque:
And this little piggy went... [Pretends to cry as he hits his footmen with his foot] All ze way home!

Bugs:
And that little piggy went... [Mimics the crying] All the way home!

Bugs Bunny:
[speaking in a royal accent] In the midsts of another glorious adventure, the sun is shining, the wind is in our sails and my crew is throwing up over the side of the ship. [Porky and Daffy were puking over the side of the boat] [back to his normal accent] C'mon, Guys! This is no time to be seasick. You gotta help me on my quest to find the Sword of Rothgar!

Daffy Duck:
Did you say, the Sword of [pukes] Roth...

Porky Pig:
[pukes] ...Gar!

Bugs Bunny:
My plan may have not gone perfectly but it sure worked out to a tea.

Wile E.:
Amateurs!

Bugs:
Wile E.!

Wile E.:
Coyote!

Viktor:
[broken down and confessing his scheme]: I’m not Viktor the Psychic! I’m just Viktor the Lying Person!

PunkinHead:
Hey, Curt! Look. [A sign reads Yokel Pond Up Yonder] There's a pond up yonder!

Curt:
I wanna go skinny-dipping!

[Curt and Punkinhead goes off for a little swim.]

Yosemite Sam:
Not again! Ooh. I gotta do everything myself!

Bugs:
Fellas, I know we had our differences.

Yosemite Sam:
Differences?! You blew me up with dynamite!

Elmer Fudd:
Why, you shoved a beehive in my gun and I got stung all over!

Blacque Jacque Shellacque:
You tricked me into putting on tiny underpants that squeezed and chafed me some!

Bugs:
But you've got bigger problems 'cause there's a crazy toaster salesman who's gonna blow up Tombstone Falls!

Blacque Jacque Shellacque:
What a dastardly fiendish evil plan! I really wish I had thought of it.

Yosemite Sam:
Yeah! I'm jealous!

Elmer Fudd:
But, wait! He can't destwoy Tombstone Falls! It has all the best banks to wob!

Marvin:
I don't know why. But, I suddenly have the urge to buy everything!

Bugs Bunny That's right! Hit it, Rhoda!

Actor Sean Astin:
Burrito bless us everyone!

Everyone:
And salsa to all!