One on One, Season 3

Breanna:
I'll call her cab, moving van and ambulance!

Spirit:
I can't believe we've been hanging out with the girl Arnaz lost his virginity to

Breanna:
*Nothing*

Spirit:
I can't believe that WE'VE been hanging out with the girl ARNAZ lost his virginity to

Breanna:
*Nothing*

Spirit:
I CAN'T BELIEVE-

Breanna:
Enough Spirit! I can't believe we've been hanging out with the girl Arnaz lost his virginity to.

Arnaz:
Breanna its me! Open up!

Breanna:
Oh no. What do I say?

Spirit:
How about, "We should change your name to "Light Switch", because anybody can turn you on."?

Breanna:
No. That's all cool if you're immature. But me? I'm an actress. I have to give him "Cool Breanna". The "I don't care Breanna". *walks to door and opens it* Enter!

Arnaz:
Breanna, I'm sorry about Charlotte. Look, I even wore an athletic cup for protection. Let me have it.

Breanna:
*in British accent* Oh you silly boy. The only reason you would need a cup is for some tea. Would you care for a spot?

Arnaz:
No thanks. I'm gonna go. *in British accent* Cheerio

Breanna:
*in British accent* That went very well don't you think?

Spirit:
Breanna, he's gone. You don't need that accent anymore.

Breanna:
*in British accent* I very well do. Its bloody well keeping me from crying

Breanna and Spirit:
I'm funky. You're funky. We're fu-fu-fu-fu-fu-funky.

Arnaz:
I have to go. I have sex. I mean I have a test!

Arnaz:
What are you doing here with...my friends.

Breanna:
I don't know how much longer I can keep this up. If he catches us, he's gonna kill us.

Arnaz:
I can't think of a better way to die.

Jennifer:
Whenever my dad starts drinking. I feel like it's my fault.

Ms. Swain:
hmm. Why do you think you should feel responsible for your dad's drinking?

Arnaz:
Yeah, you can't watch em 24/7. I mean, why should you have to? they're adults. Every disappointment in their lives shouldn't mean they have to get drunk and not care if the laundry's done. Or if you've had any dinner. Or if they've bathed in the last three days.

Mr. Swain:
You sound angry.

Arnaz:
Yeah, I'm angry. My dad's out of OUR lives. Doesn't she know that hurts me too? Maybe I should start drinking.

Breanna:
Daddy, I can't help it, if the mountain came to me.

Arnaz:
Mountains...or boulders? [flexes his biceps]

Spirit:
Arnaz, all of your showing off is giving me a headache.

Arnaz:
Then, maybe you should take an aspirin, and wash it down with a...six pack! [lifts up his shirt, revealing his abs]

Holly:
Everyone's staring at us.

Flex:
I know. It's like we're an exhibit at a tolerance museum.