Orphan Black, Season 2

Felix:
Holy shit, what's with the balls of your thumbs, they're so bouncy.

Alison:
Felix, are you high?

Felix:
Well I didn't know there was going to be a huge emergency, did I?

Alison:
I'm doing a musical.

Felix:
Oh my God, not Cats.

Alison:
I have a friend. Let's call him Ramon.

Felix:
You know a gun dealer named Ramon?

Alison:
He's a gun enthusiast. He has many jobs, he's very hard working.

Sarah:
Hey, can I borrow your phone?

Kid on bus:
Can I touch your boob?

Sarah:
Mrs. S has loads of secrets. Some of them are good, yeah?

Kira:
Maybe, but I don't think so.

Felix:
You brought us here on purpose. You wanted Kira to meet her father.

Sarah:
I didn't even know he'd be here, Fe.

Felix:
Bollocks! That is bollocks, Sarah, and you know it. For eight years. Eight years you pretended you didn't know who he was? You let me narrow it down to Ziggy the drummer or that guy that you met in Orange County, at that bar.

Sarah:
What's the first rule of war, Fe?

Felix:
Don't mix your camouflage?

Felix:
Cosima and Delphine are locked in some kind of transgressive lesbian geek spiral, bound to end in tears.

Sarah:
Helena? Don't jump out and scare us with an ax, or some shit.

Sarah:
Oi! Just... just... just get her something to wear, please?

Felix:
Fine. I'm sure I've got a Ukrainian folk costume in here, somewhere. [Helena hisses at Felix] Oh, god!

Sarah:
Hey! Hey hey hey. You treat him with respect. You got it? That's my brother. Which means he's one of our sisters. Family. You get it, meathead?

Helena:
Do not call me this.

Sarah:
Do you understand, Helena?

Helena:
He is sestra?

Felix:
Oh, god.

Felix:
Helena, Did you burn down the fish-peoples ranch?

Helena:
(smiling pause) No