Pinky and the Brain, Season 2

Brain:
Pinky, I'm a stone's throw away from the Vatican. Where are you?

Pinky:
In here, Brian: The Sixteen Chapel.

Brain:
This from a mouse who thinks a Fresco is a can of carbonated soda.

Brain:
We shall no longer call this planet Earth, Pinky.

Pinky:
When was it called "Earth Pinky"?

Brain:
For the last time, Pinky, there is no such word as "Chramecirum"!

Pinky:
Uh. There’s a big pile of dung under that tree.

Pinky:
Egads, Brain! We’ve fallen into some kind of intergalactic wormhole!

Brain:
[he and Pinky come out of the log, covered in worms] With real worms! Gah! [he and Pinky brushed them off] Look around you, Pinky! The jungle! Poisonous plants, bloodthirsty carnivores, the stench of decay permeating the air.

Pinky:
Actually, I rather like it. [breathes in the air] Smells just like an AirWick solid. Narf!

Pinky:
Don’t worry, Brain. Two simple words that will make it all better. Hakuna Matata!

Brain:
If I hurt you now, no one would know.

Pinky:
Umm. I might!

Brain:
That’s debatable!

Pinky:
Brain! Are you pondering what I’m pondering?

Brain:
We eat the box?

Pinky:
No, Brain! We build a boat and then, we eat the box.

Brain:
Save us, Pinky! Summon all your animal savagery and break through these bonds!

Pinky:
Here I go! [grunts as he tries to break the ropes binding him, to no avail]

[Snowball laughs as he knocks Pinky into the quicksand]

Pinky:
Whoa! [screams].

Brain:
Pinky?!

Pinky:
It’s alright, Brain! This quicksand broke my fall!

Brain:
Quicksand?!

Brain:
[after Snowball breaks free of the net and jumps in the river] Snowball! [swings across the river on a vine and holds out his hand] Quickly, Snowball, take my hand.

Snowball:
[splashes Brain] Thanks, but, no thanks, Brain! I don't need your... [goes over a waterfall] Help! [lands in the water] Ha-ha, Brain! You can’t beat me! [screams as he goes over another waterfall]