Project Runway, Season 1

Jay:
I didn't take the bitch's dye. That's fo' sho'!

Jay:
Jay : She bangs into like the room and she ARGHARGHARGHARGH!!!!!

Jay:
So now that I'm thinkin', I kinda want to sabotage her...no, if I was doing that, I'd be doing what Nora's making. (everyone laughs) Morgan, I covered your dress in roses

Tim:
Jay, listen to your own voice... And tell her there's a reason why she's a model and you're the designer.

Austin Scarlett:
(about Wendy) We'll probably find her wandering the streets, hair astray and overdone makeup, muttering to herself and wearing orthopedic shoes.

Jay:
And you think, for the last challenge Wendy, you could've put lipstick on.

Jay:
I hope Tim has a fun time at Wendy's house...NOT! I wouldn't want to be trapped in Middleburg, Virginia with Wendy Pepper!