Rocko's Modern Life, Season 1

Rocko:
I must cease this senseless sucking. It's stuck in suck!

Rocko and Heffer:
(reading) "How to turn off your Suck-o-Matic..." [the page gets sucked up, and the page that reads...] "In case Suck-o-Matic sucks instructions, see page 101..." [another page gets ripped and is sucked, a page shows a skull on fire] "PREAPRE TO DIE?!?!?!" [Rocko, Heffer and Spunky scream as their eyes pop out]

Rocko:
You CHEAP LITTLE ROTTER! I've been run over by a car, made to drag around a gimp shopping cart, threatened by your Gestapo security guards, had me head set on fire, I was attacked by wild lobsters, beaten by a very large woman, had me dog wrapped in plastic, nearly starved to death, and I still beat the 12:00 deadline! So if you don't change that total back to $1.50, I WILL DO SOMETHING NOT NICE!!!!!

Heffer:
You're not my father! you're just a jerk in wolf's clothing! [starts bawling and runs out of the front door]

[The Wolfe family glares at Rocko]

Rocko:
Well, [chuckles] I'm stuffed.

Heffer:
I guess no one loves me.

Rocko:
FILBURT!

Filburt:
Yes boss?

Rocko:
I want to see you in my office IMMEDIATELY!

Filburt:
Yes boss! [uses his teeth to drag himself to the office and he arrives in the office]

Rocko:
Supply and demand, Filburt; supply and demand. People demand "Big Man" comics, and we supply them. If you, Filburt can't supply "Big Man", the system breaks down. Do you follow me Filburt!?

Filburt:
Yes sir.

Rocko:
If the system breaks down, I DON’T MAKE A PROFIT! DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS!!?

Filburt:
No...? [Rocko turns around and shows Rocko is now the same shape and size Mr. Smitty is and Filburt screams in horror]

Rocko:
YOU'RE FIRED!!!!!

[Rocko's breath sends away Filburt down the stairs, out of the shop and into the street. Random vehicles run over Filburt]

Filburt:
Where are you, Really Really Big Man?