Rugrats, Season 4

[Chas puts away the keepsakes of Chuckie's mother]

Didi:
Chas, I think it's time you shared these things with Chuckie.

Chas:
Well, I'm just afraid he'll miss her.

Didi:
Then you can miss her together.

["A Poem to Chuckie" by Melinda Finster]

Melinda Finster:
My sweet, little Chuckie, though I must leave you behind me

This poem will tell you where you always can find me.

When a gentle wind blows, that's my hand on your face.

And when the tree gives you shade, that's my sheltering embrace.

When the sun gives you freckles, that's me tickling my boy.

When the rain wets your hair, those are my tears of joy.

When the long grass enfolds you, that's me holding you tight.

When the Whippoorwill sings, that's me whispering, "Night, night."

Stu:
Las Vegas!

Didi:
Mmm. It's lovely at night!

Lou:
Haven't been here since the 50's! Took the town by storm too! I won 15 jackpots in a row! They flew me home 1st class just to get rid of me!

Drew:
Mom said you lost everything but your underwear and came back on a bus!

Phil:
Nobody's gonna save those kitties.

Angelica:
Stupid babies. They'll believe anything. [An egg falls under her butt] Hey, what's this? [screams] I'M TURNING INTO A CHICKEN!

Angelica:
Ah! [It's a pizza delivery truck. She then goes back to the babies] Wait! I see something, something cheesy.

Lil:
Is it between my toes?

Angelica:
No, no. It's a...a pizza.

Phil:
Pizza? [pushing Lil out of the way] Where?

Chaz:
Don't worry, Chuckie! I'm coming!

Stu:
Yeah Chas, This place is great! I'm coming here every weekend!

Angelica:
Oh, great.

Tommy:
What's wrong, Chuckie?

[cut to king and queen on their throne; trumpets herald the arrival of a "knight"]

Heralder:
And now, let the jousting tournaments beginnith!

Didi:
Oh, look! It's the good knight.

Phil:
Wow. Look it!

Lil:
Look at the sheeps? What are you looking for Chuckie?

Chuckie:
If there's a knight, there's got to be a dragon around here somewhere!

Tommy:
Um, is something wrong Chuckie?

Chuckie:
No.

Lil:
Then why are you sitting on the ground all scrunched up like an old bag?

Chuckie:
No reason.

Lil:
Are you hiding something?

Chuckie:
[gasping] I'm not hiding anything. I just have to go potty.

Phil:
So why don't you just go?

Didi:
Stu, have you seen my running shoes?

Stu:
Yea, they're really nice.

Didi:
No, they're missing! In fact, all my shoes are missing.

Stu:
How can a woman lose sixteen pairs of shoes?

Didi:
I do not have sixteen pairs! It's more like five.

Officer:
I understand, Stu.

DIdi:
Don't worry, attorney.

[Drew and Stu walk to the front of the boat]

Captain:
Are those your boys?

Lou:
Nope. Never had kids. [walks to kids at back of deck, who are near the bait well] All strapped in sprouts? Hah, that's good. You know, it can sometimes be dangerous out here on the high seas. [throws Angelica's doll and toy boat into the bate trap and demonstrates with her] Once I was washed overboard in a storm and was stranded on an island for fifteen days with nothing to eat but salt and sand. Luckily I was rescued by the navy seals. Brave, brave men, those navy seals. Have fun kids and stay out of the bait well. [walks away]

[hands Angelica some papers; then back on the phone]

Phone Voice:
Hello.

Charlotte:
Yeah, Lloyd. It's me again.

Chuckie:
Who's Jack?

Angelica:
He's the person that fixes car. Do I have to teach you everything.