Rugrats, Season 5

[Stu is downstairs pouring ginger ale. He spills it when he hears Grandpa scream]

Lou:
YEOW!

Stu:
Huh? [Grandpa is coughing loudly as he enters] What's wrong? Are you okay? What's wrong?

Lou:
It feels like a lobster's been shaking hands with my tonsils.

[The uvula looks mangled from the pliers]

Stu:
Your throat looks awful. That must be one mean bug you've got in there, Pop.

Chuckie:
I don't like this! I don't like it one bit! [sees hand is in bowl of spaghetti] Pisghetti?

Tommy:
Angelica! You were supposed to scare me, not [hiccup] feed me!

[They have some green gelatin]

Lil:
Now, what do we do?

Tommy:
It's like a big crayon. Just pick some up and color on the leafs.

[They pick some up and put it on a leaf]

Chuckie:
Ew, this crayon's too mushy.

Lil:
Yeah, it's just making my fingers sticky.

Phil:
[eating some] Yeah, but it tastes better than, uh, other things.

Angelica:
Jail is like a bazillion times more horribler than Time Out!

Miss Carol:
Okay, Angelica, I'm relying on you. Tell everyone the new fun phrase. What does Miss Carol think of her kids?

Angelica:
She thinks, um, we're all little... [Her parents signal to not say the bad word]

Miss Carol:
[angry] Okay, Angelica. If you love Miss Carol at all, you will tell us right now: What does Miss Carol think of her kids?!

Angelica:
She think we're all little...

[The last word is censored by Charlotte's terrified scream]

Drew:
Oh, no!

[Watching this on TV, Didi, Lou, and Stu are shocked]

Miss Carol:
That's it! Get her out! Get her out of here!

Angelica:
But that's what you said! But you said it, Miss Carol!

Miss Carol:
[hysterically] You're right! You're right, you know that? You're right! I have said it before and I will say it again! [laughs maniacally] You're all little...

[The last word is censored by a test pattern screen]

Angelica:
See? See? She did say it!

Lil:
I look scary like Reptar!