Runaway, Season 1

Henry:
How do you know he didn't do it?

Lily:
Because your father is not a criminal.

Lily:
[to Henry, who's in the car waiting to leave] If you leave, you can't come back.

Henry:
[to his father] Who does this? Who runs? Guilty people.

Henry:
Ever heard of a knock? [quickly hides something in a drawer]

Paul:
What's in there?

Henry:
My cell phone.

Lily:
Why don't you have your seatbelt on?

Henry:
I didn't know you had to wear seatbelts in the back.

Henry:
You can't just decide to be cool.

Hannah:
Oh master, please, educate me.

Henry:
Do I have to share with Tommy?

Tommy:
Henry farts on me.

Lily:
Guys not now please.

Henry:
I'm not sharing with an eight year-old.

Hannah:
Why? Because then you won't be able to play with yourself?

Henry:
Oh, like you don't?

Hannah:
You're sooo disgusting.

Lily:
Do we all have to listen to this?

Henry:
[while Tommy tapes green tape on the floor] So what happens if I cross the line?

Tommy:
You don't want to know.

Lily:
Where are you going?

Hannah:
I don't know, town.

Lily:
Well hang on a second come say hello to our new neighbor. This is uh...

Bob:
Bob.

Lily:
Bob.

Bob:
Bob Sullivan

Hannah:
Hey, I'm Kate.

Bob:
Really? If we had a girl our wife was gonna name her Kate.

Hannah:
If I was a boy my parents were gonna name me Bob.

Angela:
Remember how long it took us to find the Jarvises? Seven years and they had six kids.

Ross:
Yeah, but you weren't on it for the first six and a half.

Angela:
Next time you kiss my ass, you're fired.

Ross:
Yes Ma'am.

Lily:
[as Henry is walking away] Ah ah ah... Sit down we eat together.

Henry:
Why?

Lily:
Because... I'm the mommy, that's why.

Henry:
You still have that T-Shirt?

Lily:
And I'll wear it if I have to.