Secret Diary of a Call Girl, Series 2

Belle:
Aren't we all going through the motions for money? Aren't we all whoring ourselves for The Man? Of course not. I'm literally whoring myself. It's different.

Bambi:
I wanna be called... Bambi. Cos that's what people used to call me in school.

Belle:
Bambi. Right, because you're quite... doe-eyed?

Bambi:
No, it's cos my mum got shot.

Belle:
[shocked] Oh, my God. I'm- I'm so sorry-

Bambi:
No, I'm only joking. [laughs]

Belle:
[analysing her breasts in the mirror] My body is my work. And If I'm not in good shape, then neither is my career, so... Belle... is considering some professional... development.

Stephanie:
A city without whores is like a house without bathrooms.

Hannah:
[at the movies] So, what are we gonna see again?

Alex:
It's, uh, a French-Canadian documentary about Alzheimer's. It's hilarious.

Hannah:
Really?

Alex:
No! No, it's a comedy. Time Out calls it "the perfect date movie," so no pressure. I've never seen a movie without Will Ferrell or a talking dog before.

Hannah:
Oh, I'm touched.

Alex:
You should be.

Belle:
My 12:30. Tony. He also wants a girlfriend. The GFE. A girlfriend experience. 90 minutes. £400 worth of chat. And cuddles. I know it doesn't make sense, but somehow this is easier. This is the kind of girlfriend I can be.

Belle:
[in bed with Alex] I don't do that very often. Fantastic sex. Unpaid. With someone I actually like-a bit. Quite a bit. I think. [pause] When did sex become so complicated?

Bambi:
I've got a little friend come to stay.

Belle:
Who?

Bambi:
Aunty Flo.

Belle:
Bambi, have you taken something?

Bambi:
What? No. I... I've got the painters in.

Hannah:
[to Ben] I've got another client now. First one in 10 days. In whore terms, I'm practically a virgin.

Belle:
Is it better to find out your girlfriend's a prostitute on a full or empty stomach?

Belle:
You get knocked down. You get back in the ring.

Stephanie:
Do you know what love is, Belle? A marketing ploy. Remember that.

Alex:
[to Hannah] I've never felt so humiliated, disgusted and appalled in my life. And I've never felt so cheated, manipulated and... and deceived. And if I'm honest... I've never... hated someone... as much as I hated you that day.

Hannah:
My problem with the job market is that I'm used to thinking on my back, not my feet.

Belle:
In escorting, as in life, you don't always get the ending you expect, but it helps if you write your own story.

[Belle is about to be interviewed on TV]

Bambi:
Bloody hell, babes, you look like a transvestite.

Belle:
Thanks, Bambi.

Ben:
A pretty one.

Bambi:
Yeah.

Belle:
Yeah, thanks for your support.