Sliders, Season 5

[As Diana was about to enter the slide for the first time]

Maggie:
The first step is easy. It's the last one you gotta look out for.

[Rembrandt has just finished explaining to one of the mental patients, Malcolm, why he has incited a riot]

Rembrandt Brown:
Now if I could just find a neurosurgeon my day would be complete.

Malcolm:
Wait! [Rembrandt stops and looks at him] I'm a neurosurgeon. [Rembrandt looks at him doubtfully] Honest!

[Rembrandt brings Malcolm to the other Sliders]

Rembrandt Brown:
I've brought some help.

Mallory:
He plays a fiddle with no strings!

Rembrandt Brown:
Well he's also Doctor Malcolm White, creator of that device. [referring to the remapping device]

[The Sliders don't have the money to buy a Living Gem which they need to fix the timer so they plan to rob a jewelry store which Rembrandt disagrees with]

Rembrandt Brown:
[To Maggie and Mallory] What do either of you know about knocking over a jewelry store anyway?

Mallory Well, actually...

Mallory:
[last line of the series] What do we do now?

Capt. Maggie Beckett:
Looks, brains, and he knows how to cook.

[After the Sliders have another hard landing on a concrete path in the middle of a park]

Prof. Maximilan Arturo:
Soft landing there, hard path here and where do we land, unfailingly.