Sonic the Hedgehog, Season 1

Sally:
Antoine will go with me.

Sonic:
Antoine?! You're kidding, right?

Sally:
I'm kidding, wrong!

Sonic:
Right or wrong?

Sally:
I'm right, you're wrong... as usual.

Antoine:
Allow moi, madamoiselle.

Bunnie:
Thanks, sugah. [Antoine takes her by her robot hand, accidentally pulling off her arm] Oh, dear... Ah'm just fallin' apart!

Rotor:
Where's Sonic and Sally?

Bunnie:
Well, they were right behind me, when-

Sonic:
CANNONBALL! [dives into hay pile]

Dr. Robotnik:
I don't suppose you could tell me the location of Knothole, princess.

Sally:
Certainly... when you get a life!

[Robotnik signals to Snivley, who pushes a button]

Robot:
[in Sally's voice] When you get a life!

[Sally gasps in horror]

Tails:
I missed you, Sally!

Sally Robot:
I missed you too, Tails! [kisses his cheek]

Tails:
...you didn't do the funny kiss.

Sally Robot:
Oh... oh, right. The funny kiss. [kisses him again, the same way]

Tails:
No, Aunt Sally. The funny kiss! [The Sally Robot looks at him confused] On my nose!

Sally Robot:
Oh, that funny kiss!

[Sonic runs in circles around the Sally Robot, causing it to short circuit]

Rotor:
Boy, Robotnik's really good. She fooled everybody!

Sonic:
Except Tails.

Sonic:
Hold it, Tails. I'm still not sure that's the real Sal.

Sally:
Oh really? Then I guess I'll have to prove it. [She kisses him on the cheek.] Well?

Sonic:
She's a fake! Come on, Tails! We gotta juice! [runs away with Tails]

Tails:
All right!

Sally:
I'll show you fake, Sonic Hedgehog!

Uncle Chuck:
[regaining his free will] Sonic... is that you, Sonnie?

Sonic:
Uncle Chuck! Yes! Man, it's good to see you! [hugs Uncle Chuck]

Chuck:
I missed you too, Sonnie. Still good lookin' and always cookin', eh Sonnie boy?

Sonic:
You got it, Unc. Shakin' and bakin'.

Chuck:
Princess Sal... Rotor... Bunnie... oh, it's a real treat to see you all again.

Sally:
Welcome back, Charles.

Rotor:
How you doing, Chuck?

Antoine:
Dr. Hedgehog.... [salutes] Bonjour.

Chuck:
Ha, ha... bonjour Antoine!

[as everyone is running away, Uncle Chuck falls to the ground in pain]

Sonic:
Uncle Chuck? What's the matter? Uncle Chuck? [Uncle Chuck takes out his Power Ring, which has faded] Oh, no...

Chuck:
It's okay... you did good, Sonnie boy. You saved Mobius. That's all that matters.

Sonic:
No way. We're saving you and getting you back to Knothole!

Chuck:
It's too.... it's too late for me.... Sonic....

Sonic:
Uncle Chuck?

[Uncle Chuck looks up, his eyes glowing red and snarling]

Sonic:
No, Uncle Chuck! Fight it, man! Fight it!

Sally:
Sonic... he's turned back.

Sonic:
Uncle Chuck!

Bunnie:
[grabbing Sonic and pulling him away] Let's go, sugah-hog!

Sonic:
UNCLE CHUCK!

[Sally discusses her plan to fly to Maga in the newly-built Freedom Stormer]

Sonic:
And you plan to get there in that jalopy?

Sally:
You can only see Maga from the sky... [scornfully] ...And it's not a jalopy.

Ant:
I am so tired.... I could pop.

Rotor:
What are we looking for, Sally?

Sally:
Something called "the Chair".

Antoine:
Oh... "the Bed" sounds too much nicer.

[Sonic is hiding inside the Breath of Mobius from Robotnik]

Sally:
4 seconds...

[a wind sound grows louder inside the Breath of Mobius]

Robotnik:
Snivley, what is that sound?

Snivley:
I don't know, sir.

Sonic:
[as the winds pick up intensely] Bingo, baby!

[Robotnik, Snivley and the SWAT-bots are lifted into the air and thrown over the cliffside, Sonic runs against the winds and back to the Freedom Fighters]

Sally:
Sonic! Are you okay, Sonic?

Sonic:
Yeah, but Ro-butt-nik isn't. He's history!

Bunnie:
Robotnik dead? I just can't believe that.

Sonic:
Believe it.

[as the Freedom Fighters depart Maga, Robotnik and Snivley climb up the cliff]

Robotnik:
The hedgehog will pay dearly for this, Snivley! Mark my words.

Bunnie:
Who the hoo-hah was that?

Sally:
It was the Guardian.

Rotor:
Who's "the Guardian"?

Sally:
More like "what". Legends say he watches over the resting place of Lazaar.

Sonic:
What's Lazaar?

Sally:
Not "what"… "who".

Sonic:
[confused] Who is what?!

[Lazaar's computer crystal lists off spells, when it mentions teleport]

Computer Crystal:
Rings, Ruins, Submission, Slavery, Teleport...

Robotnik:
Oh, that's it! Teleports! Exactly what I need!

Computer Crystal:
Name target.

Robotnik:
Sonic the Hedgehog.

Computer Crystal:
Target out of range. Name target.

Robotnik:
Princess Sally.

[a Hologram of Sally appears]

Computer Crystal:
Confirm target.

Robotnik:
Affirmative.

[Sally materializes in front of Robotnik]

Sally:
What happened? How did I...?

Robotnik:
Take her!

Sally:
[in horror] Robotnik!

[Lazaar shakes in distress]

Lazaar:
Using the magic, he is.

Sonic:
Who's using the magic?

Lazaar:
I know not his name, but evil, he is. Pure evil!

Sonic:
Then it's Robotnik!

[Robotnik and Snivley test the Race-Bot's speed]

Snivley:
500 miles per hour, sir.

Robotnik:
Oh, that's good.... that's very good, indeed. Too bad it was only going half it's speed. Surprise surprise, hedgehog...

Robotnik:
Well, well, well. Who is this, Little Red Rodent Hood? [chuckles evilly at Sonic's disguise as Sonic tries to hide his face] A little shy are we? No matter, on with the race! And may my best machine, win.

Ant:
She is thinking I am a complete fuel.

Rotor:
A fuel?

Ant:
Yes, a fuel, a fuel! Why is this so difficulting to understand?

[Rotor looks on confused]

Ant:
A fuel is a stupid person.

Rotor:
Oh, you mean a fool.

Robotnik:
The hedgehog did what? [turns his chair around to face a Swat-bot] You have failed me for the last time! [presses a button on his chair and a trapdoor opens dropping the Swat-bot down and landing with a “CRASH!” Cluck clucks mechanically, while Snively gasps in horror. Robotnik beckons a finger.] Come here, Snively.

Snively:
[nervously] W-wait sir, I can explain. We tried to stop him sir, but he destroyed the shredder and...

Robotnik:
Come here...

Ant:
The princess, she is not even noticing I am alive.

Rotor:
Sonic's a tough act to follow. You'd have to do something major to get Sally's attention.

Ant:
And how, I ask, do I do that?

Rotor:
I dunno... [jokingly] ...Capture Robotnik and bring him to Knothole?

Rotor:
Check it out, Sonic.

Sonic:
Man, that is beautiful. From here, you can't tell Robotnik's destroying the whole place.

Rotor:
We'll get him, Sonic.

Sonic:
Yeah. He's nothin' but a nothin'.

Saxophone Robot:
Where is your station?

Sonic:
Spy sensors.

Saxophone Robot:
A Brain Bot, huh? We don't like Brain Bots here!

Sonic:
Yeah, must be a bummer not to have a brain.

Saxophone Robot:
I have a brain!

Sonic:
Yeah? Bet you can't even answer a dumb question!

Saxophone Robot:
Try me.

Sonic:
Okay, where are the spy sensors?

Saxophone Robot:
Building 105, South Tower.

Sonic:
Cool. You do have half a brain.

Robotnik:
Listen closely, Snivley. It could be crucial to your health. The hedgehog... and his band of fools... will be eliminated! Do I make myself clear?

Snivley:
Y-yes, sir. Very... very clear, sir.

[the Knothole citizens cheer for Sonic and Rotor]

Sally:
Where is Rotor?

Rotor:
Right here. [pushing a new invention over] It's a nifty quill designer. Built especially for hedgehogs. You could use it, Sonic. All that electricity trashed your 'do. Give it a shot!

[Sonic puts on the helmet and runs on the treadmill. It lifts him into the air, revealing a forward mohawk style]

Rotor:
Uh-oh.

Sally:
Uh... nice quills.

Sonic:
[pulls out a mirror] AAAAAAHHHHHHH!

[repeated line throughout the episode]

Sally:
Sonic, where were you when the brains were handed out?

Sonic:
[talking in his sleep] Oh, you're the most beautiful thing I've ever seen in my life. You make my heart stop... my mouth water!

[Sally blushes, thinking he is talking about her]

Sonic:
Yes... there's nothing like a chili dog.

Sally:
[annoyed] Oh, brother.

Ant:
My princess! I am too to be writing you a "pum".

Sally:
A "pum"?

Ant:
Yes, a "pum"!

Sally:
Oh, a "poem"!

Ant:
Yes, that is what I am saying. [clears throat] I am a royal guard, straight and true. And I would be giving my life for you.

Sonic:
Excuse me while I chunk my chili...

Antoine:
You are insulting my pum?!

Sonic:
No, your "pum" insults itself.

[after confronting Griff about the stolen Power Stone]

Griff:
I'm sorry, Sonic. But we were desperate.

Sonic:
That doesn't mean you can steal. We're all in this fight against Ro-butt-nik together!

Sonic: [playing his guitar] You put the pedal to the metal, and baby, I guarantee! You'll be juicin' to the 10th degree! Crankin' supersonic, you know I gotta rule, and I'm waa-aa-aay past cool!

Tails:
But I don't want to say good-bye! Please stay with us, Baby-T! We can keep playing together. We could play dirt hockey and stuff!

Baby-T:
Got to stay with Momma-T. You come with us.

Tails:
I can't, Baby-T. The Freedom Fighters need me. Bye, Baby-T... stay cool, huh?

Baby-T:
Yeah, way past cool. Got to juice it loose!

Sally:
Oh, my gosh. All this time, and he ends up talking like you. [looks in Sonic's direction]

Snively:
Welcome home, Dr. Robotnik. Exciting trip?

Robotnik:
Shut up, Snivley.

Robotnik:
Any news about the hedgehog?

Snively:
N-not exactly, sir

Robotnik:
What do you mean "not exactly"? Either there is, or there isn't.

Snively:
Well, you see, I- [a red light flashes] Emergency sign, Dr. Robotnik! Monitor 10!

[The monitor shows Tails in a field]

Robotnik:
Isn't that one of those accursed Freedom Fighters?

Snively:
Affirmative, sir. His name is Tails, he is usually accompanied by Sonic.

Robotnik:
Capture him. Perhaps his cries will flush out the hedgehog.

Sally:
It's Sonic!

Ant:
I thought I detected a foul odor.

[Sonic runs past Antoine, causing him to spin rapidly]

Sonic:
[runs back] Aw, Antoine. You're lookin' a little green! Actually, keep it! You look better green!

Tails:
Hey, Sonic! How come only you can use the Power Ring?

Sonic:
My Uncle Chuck invented them for me to take down dorks like Robotnik.

Tails:
I hate that smelly old Robotnik!

Sonic:
Yeah, don't we all!