Spider-Man, Season 2

[to Bruce the Gargoyle, as he looks down at the city]

Spider-Man:
Look at them down there. I bet each one has somebody close. I feel so distant. I have nobody, except you of course. You're always here for me. You're rock solid! And best of all you laugh at all my jokes. Bruce, you're a heck of a guy. But I do wish I had someone a little prettier to talk to. Maybe Felicia Hardy.. And there's Mary Jane Watson.. What am I thinking? How could anybody commit to a guy who sneaks off to crawl on walls?

Morbius:
I had thought you would be my main competition Parker, but you will be lucky to make it to the starting line.

Peter:
Don't forget Mike, the tortoise beat the hare.

Morbius:
In my country, we eat tortoises.

[about Morbius]

Felicia:
Huh, what B-movie did he walk out of?

Peter:
[sarcastically] The Return of Dracula's Ego.

Spider-Man:
I go to sleep for one lousy day and I wake up in the Twilight Zone.

[as the Rhino is stealing money]

Spider-Man:
Hold it, horn-head, you didn't fill out a withdrawal slip.

Scorpion:
Eat acid, Spider-Man!

Spider-Man:
Sorry, I'm on an acid-free diet!

[to Chameleon, disguised as Spider-Man]

Spider-Man:
Well, aren't you a handsome gent?

Doc. Ock:
Back off, you pea-brained, uncoordinated, absurdly-dressed excuse for a man!

Scorpion:
Who are you calling "absurdly-dressed"?!

Dr. Connors:
You weren't born with your spider-powers, were you?

Spider-Man:
No, I won them on a quiz show.

[looking at a computer scan]

Dr. Connors:
Amazing! These patterns imply Neogenics involved. How could that be?

Spider-Man:
That was the category I chose.

Shocker:
Time to take your medicine, you fly-eating loser. And shock therapy's just what the doctor ordered.

[After they unmask a powerless Peter Parker]

Mysterio:
I say we destroy him now!

Doc. Ock:
Your mind is as empty as that fishbowl you cover it with. Can you not see the truth? This boy is not Spider-Man.

[to Peter]

Shocker:
What do you take us for, idiots? I'm shocked - and you're going to be too!

[to the Insidious Six]

Spider-Man:
Oh don't worry, nutjobs, I had words with Parker, and now I'm gonna take care of you. [to himself] Oh, right. For starters, I might just drown you in nervous sweat!

[after Spider-Man and Silvermane tumble into a building]

Spider-Man:
Smooth, just the way I planned it.

[after the Shocker's costume blows up]

Spider-Man:
Whoa, talk about wearing flashy clothes.

[as the Kingpin's searchlight shines on him and Silvermane]

Spider-Man:
You know, I've never been one to seek out the spotlight.

[lowering Silvermaine down a chimney]

Spider-Man:
Sorry about this, but if you say "ho-ho-ho" real loud, there's less chance you'll get stuck.

[after watching the Scorpion's acid dissolve one of Doctor Octopus' mechanical arms]

Spider-Man:
Ouch, I'd hate to see the repair bill on that! Can't you find anybody coordinated to work with?

Spider-Man:
Huh? Don't tell me the Beluga whales are having a midnight clambake.

Guard:
Look, Spider-Man really is the thief.

Spider-Man:
[to himself] Oh, great, Jameson will probably be selling "Spider-Man Really Is The Thief" T-shirts by noon tomorrow.

Peter:
[Mary Jane hung up the phone and ran from the Coffee Beam and Peter follows her.] Mary Jane! Hey! Wait up! Where are you going?

Mary Jane:
Look, Peter, I'm sorry, but there's some place. I gotta go, okay?

Peter:
I can tag along and keep you company.

Mary Jane:
[blows a whistle at the cab to call for a ride and get into it] I'm a big girl now, I can take care of myself. So stop following me! [Shuts the cab door]

Peter:
This probably doesn't got to do with me. That phone call got her really jumpy! Well, she asked Peter Parker to keep out of it. Never said a thing about Spider-Man. [leaps onto wall and lifts shirt to reveal costume]

Hydro-Man:
[comes from behind and puts the pearl necklace around Mary Jane's neck which startled her] Boo, guess who? It's good to finally see you again, Red. It's been too long.

Mary Jane:
What is this?

Hydro-Man:
I always said I'd give you the world. This is just the down payment.

Mary Jane:
[takes off the pearl necklace] Look, Morrie, our relationship is over! You were jealous, overbearing, and made my life miserable! So, leave me alone! [slams the pearl necklace back in Hydro-Man's hand]

Hydro-Man:
[grabs Mary Jane's wrist] At least I never ran out on you like your father did!

Mary Jane:
[swipes her wrist free] You shut up about him! We were wrong for each other 2 years ago, and we're wrong now! That's all I came to tell you! [storms out the door]

Hydro-Man:
Mary Jane, no- Wait!

Spider-Man:
[Looks at the unworn clothes] Hey! Where that guy go?

Mary Jane:
[Hydro-Man attempts to stalk her within the water fountain] Morrie!

Hydro-Man:
Hey, hey. I know why you broke with me, Mary Jane. I have no car, no cash, no class; I was a nobody.

Spider-Man:
[looks at Mary Jane and Hydro-Man] How did he beat me here?

Mary Jane:
You just don't understand!

Hydro-Man:
Oh, but I do. Things are different now. I can give you everything you've dreamed of. [grabs Mary Jane's wrist] You must come with me, there's something I have to show you!

Mary Jane:
[swipes her wrist free] I don't have to do anything! LEAVE ME ALONE!

Hydro-Man:
Fine! Have it your way. I'll show you what I'm talking about right here! [controls the water and erupt the fountain into a geyser]

Spider-Man:
[looks up at the geyser] Kumbaya!

Spider-Man:
[Grabs Hydro-Man's hand] Hold it!

Mary Jane:
What are you doing here?

Spider-Man:
A 500 foot geyser in Washington square and you're wondering why I'm here? [Hydro-Man swipes his hand away from him and go near Mary Jane] [Jumps to hold back Hydro-Man] I said hold it!

Hydro-Man:
There's nothing can do with you, Spider-Man. So, butt out!

Spider-Man:
Can't. They'd take away my superhero license. Anyway, this is a strict... No surfing ordinances in the park, dude. [Slings up the web at Hydro Man to cover and slammed him onto the roof and tries it again to shoot him; Hydro Man defends against it]

Hydro-Man:
Pathetic. You don't really think you can match the power of Hydro-Man, do you?

Spider-Man:
Did you say Hydrant-Man? Dogs must love you!

Hydro-Man:
It's Hydro-Man! And it's the last name you'll ever hear!

Spider-Man:
For somebody new to the supervillain gig, you've sure got the cliches down.

[to Spider-Man within a water silo]

Hydro-Man:
Forget your water-wings, dude?

[to Mary Jane]

Spider-Man:
Do you want me to web swing you home?

[to picture of her father]

Mary Jane:
Guess we're not so different, huh, Dad? When things got tough, I turn tail and ran too, but not for long. The difference between us is I'm not going to run anymore, no matter what.

Spider-Man:
Three minutes under water. Do I get my merit badge?

[reaching the top of the skyscraper]

Mary Jane:
Looks like the end of the line.

Hydro-Man:
That's right, nowhere left to run.

Spider-Man:
So why don't we all just take a break?

Hydro-Man:
[wearily] You again. Haven't you figured out yet that you can't beat me?

Spider-Man:
I don't have to, slick. She already has.

Hydro-Man:
Huh?

Spider-Man:
Don't you get it, Bench? She led you away from the water that feeds you. You're barely holding yourself together, pal. You're almost out of.. you.

Hydro-Man:
[Looking at his arm and to Spider-Man] Why, Mary Jane? [to Mary Jane] Why?! I love you...!

Mary Jane:
You don't kidnap people you love, Morrie. And you don't force yourself on people you love. Morrie, it's over, we've gotta get you some help.

Hydro-Man:
[shrieks with insane rage and tries to pulverize Spider-Man] I'LL DESTROY YOU WITH MY BARE-HANDS!

Mary Jane:
Morrie, no!

Spider-Man:
[Hydro-Man charging after him to jump at him] Bench, don't! [Jumps away from him]

Mary Jane:
[Shocked at Hydro-Man jumps onto the rooftop to be evaporated to death) He's evaporating! Does this mean he's... he's-

Spider-Man:
Not necessarily. H2O's infamous among solvents for its self-cohesiveness.

Mary Jane:
[giggles] Brother, you sound like my friend Peter Parker.

Spider-Man:
Hey, don't insult me.

[to Peter, after she won a carnival prize]

Mary Jane:
Stick with me, tiger, and I'll teach you how to beat the odds.

[running through the X-Men mansion]

Spider-Man:
Nice, I come to the peaceful countryside and I wind up in the Pentagon.

[runs into a room of doors]

Spider-Man:
Gotta pick a door, any door. [goes through door] New rule, never visit the Pentagon without a road map.

[looks up to see two giant sentinels]

Spider-Man:
Okay, so I'm gonna be a little late getting home.

[after striking a Sentinel]

Storm:
Power of lighting strike again!

Spider-Man:
Uh, power of webshooters, get real sticky!

Professor Xavier:
I wish I had an answer for you. I am sorry for your pain.

Spider-Man:
Don't worry about my pain, worry about yours if I mutate into a dangerous creature and you have to stop me. It's always the same. I can save the world ten times over, but when I end up needing help I'm on my own. So thanks, for nothing.

[about Landon]

Smythe:
I don't trust him.

Kingpin:
You don't trust anyone.

Smythe:
And I'm usually right.

Beast:
Penny for your thoughts, Spider-Man? I mean you no harm. I just want to talk.

Spider-Man:
I've heard that I want to hear from your X people. X-cuse me.

[to Landon]

Hobgoblin:
What kind of a fool do you take me for?

Spider-Man:
Well personally, I wouldn't call you a fool. That would be an insult to fools everywhere.

[to Wolverine and Spider-Man as they fight]

Hobgoblin:
You boys are having so much fun. I hate to bust up the party, but I will anyway. [throws pumpkin bomb at them]

[to Wolverine, about the Hobgoblin]

Spider-Man:
How 'bout we settle this after I take care of the cackling whacko.

Wolverine:
If you're lying, your fillet a spider pal. [unsheathes his claws]

Spider-Man:
I get the picture, Wolvy, but have you ever thought about seeing a manicurist about those things?

Spider-Man:
Subtlety's not your strong point, is it?

Wolverine:
Heh, can't even spell the word.

Spider-Man:
You're the one with the nose, where to next?

Wolverine:
[sniffs] What I smell, is trouble.

Spider-Man:
[sees soldiers approaching them] Good nose.

Spider-Man:
Nice tracking, Wolvy. Only problem is, there's no exit.

Wolverine:
Then I'll just have to make one.

[seeing Wolverine claw a hole in the wall]

Spider-Man:
Nice.

[after Wolverine makes a hole in the wall]

Spider-Man:
Yep, claws are definitely more fun than doors.

Soldier:
You can kiss your webs goodnight, wall-crawler.

[throws door onto soldiers]

Spider-Man:
Next time, don't barge in without knocking.

Hobgoblin:
Why does my business with you keep getting interrupted, Landon?

Landon:
Ever heard of karma?

Beast:
Spider-Man, keep us still or Wolverine is lost to us.

Spider-Man:
No problem, but whatever you do just don't make me laugh.

[Wolverine wakes up]

Wolverine:
Any calls while I was out?

[to mutant Landon, who has captured Genevieve]

Wolverine:
That's no way to treat a lady, pal. [gets smacked down as he attempts to free her]

Spider-Man:
You sure showed him.

Wolverine:
Shut up, you puny, little geek!

Beast:
So, there appears to be a keen scientific mind behind that garish mask, eh my friend?

Spider-Man:
Takes one to know one, blue boy.

[to Spider-Man]

Wolverine:
Just remember, no matter what problems ya got, or mistakes you've made, ya don't have to carry the load by yourself. Ya got friends if you need 'em.

[seeing robbers run out of a pawn shop as the alarm rings]

Spider-Man:
It's possible that this is some kind of intercity midnight ski team, but I don't think so.

[breaking into the robbers car]

Spider-Man:
Party's over for you crash dummies.

Dr. Crawford:
Do you ever use a door?

Spider-Man:
Uh-uh. Don't believe in 'em.

Morbius:
Relax my princess, I would never let anything harm you.

Felicia:
You I believe, Michael, [points to the cage of vampire bats] it's them I don't trust.

[to himself as he notices Mary Jane]

Peter:
Mary Jane, I feel like a total knob for not having called her all week. But what can I say? Hi, I really like you and wanna go out with you. I want a relationship. By the way, I'm turning into a mutant. Next date'd be a horror movie.

[about Peter]

Mary Jane:
I think he's been avoiding me, Liz.

Liz:
If a man avoids a major babe like you, it could only mean one thing.

Mary Jane:
What?

Liz:
He isn't human anymore.

Mary Jane:
Yeah right.

[to Bruce the Gargoyle]

Spider-Man:
Hey, Bruce, what do you think? It's not wrong for me to want to keep my powers, is it? I knew you'd agree.

[to Bruce the Gargoyle]

Spider-Man:
Dr. Crawford tries to help me, and I run away. Just like I run away from Mary Jane. Do we sense a pattern here? Bruce, I finally figured out what I'm mutating into, a real jerk.

[after being thrown by Morbius]

Spider-Man:
You're strong. [kicks Morbius down to the ground] Good thing you don't have my spider agility.

Spider-Man:
Why is it that everything I touch, everything that touches me, is poisoned?

Morbius:
I'll feed on you.

Spider-Man:
You want to feed on me? You don't know where I've been.

Peter:
I thought the serum's gonna help me. But the pain... it's excruciating! [anguished, grows four extra arms through the side of his pajama shirt and looks] NO! NO!

Dr. Crawford:
I'll need a blood sample.

Spider-Man:
Pick an arm. Any arm!

Morbius:
You! What has happened to you?

Spider-Man:
What this? Just auditioning for the genetic mutation club, Mikey. I kinda need your help.

[Spider-Man tries to fire webbing]

Spider-Man:
Wrong arm! It used to be a simple choice of right or left!

Spider-Man:
Can't sing, can't dance. I better get out of the spotlight.

Punisher:
Your days of terrorizing the innocent are over wall-crawler!

Spider-Man:
Don't tell me...the skull, the corny line..your name must be Bonehead! Right?

Spider-Man:
Cool toy, but I'm outta here.

Punisher:
You kidnapped that student.

Spider-Man:
Dude, if you're trying to punish criminals, get your facts straight before you start shooting? Just a thought.

Punisher:
I'm coming after you. And next time, I'm using lethal force!

Spider-Man:
Ooh, I'm so scared, I might start biting my fingernails. And man, have I got fingernails!

Punisher:
Got ya!

Spider-Man:
Can't let it end like... this...! [anguish and mutates into the Man-Spider Monster]

Punisher:
Come on out, I'm gonna make it quick and clean. [The Man-Spider Monster knocks his gun flashlight away from it and the monster is frightening him]

Punisher:
I looked the devil square in the eyes... and I blinked.

Morbius:
Debra, help me.

Debra:
Thompson, knock it off. [ turns around and frightening screams at Morbius] NO! NO!

Morbius:
Hunger's too strong. I must feed. Forgive me.

Debra:
NO! [shriek]

Flash:
[arrives at the lab] Get away from her!

Kraven:
A man that studieth revenge keeps his own wounds green. Francis Bacon. Revenge is a foolish reason to hunt!

Punisher:
Maybe, but it works for me.

[about Man-Spider]

Kraven:
Do not hurt him!

Punisher:
I'm not gonna hurt him. I'm gonna disintegrate him. Won't be any nerve endings left to feel the pain!

Kraven:
Well, my little Calypso, you have done it again!

Spider-Man:
Calypso?

Dr. Crawford:
In Mythology, Calypso was a Goddess, who offered the gift of life to Odysseus.

Spider-Man:
Well, I guess you're my Calypso too.

Morbius:
Help me. [The jogger sneaks in and takes the jogger's plasma]

Spider-Man:
Morbius! [Grabs Morbius] Stop giving in to this blood lust! You have to or I can't help you! [Morbius throws him to the tree] And that feeding made him so strong. [Morbius threatens to kill and Spider-Man leaps to the wall] Where that flying bloodbath go to? [Morbius dives to fight him] What about Felicia? Do you think she'll want you like this?

Morbius:
You shut up about her! [Tries to drain Spider-Man's plasma]

Blade:
[Throws a garlic gas to spray Morbius in front of Spider-Man to save him] The cries of the night stalker. I like music to my ears. You're finished.

Spider-Man:
That's sword-swinging biker wants to destroy Morbius! I can't let him do it!

Blade:
[continues to extinguish] One more round, the poison gas will end your reign of terror, vampire...! [Spider-Man ambushes him] Why are you protecting him?!

Spider-Man:
Why are you after him?! [Morbius flies out] His strength is beyond human! Great...! Another weirdo when I saw?

Blade:
Let's see how you read to endose the lethal gas! [shoots Spider-Man with the garlic gas]

Spider-Man:
[coughs] What the heck?! [sneezes] Garlic? You sprayed with garlic? Are you some kind of nut?

Blade:
You can breathe!

Spider-Man:
Barely!

Crowd of people:
Look, it's Spider-Man. He's responsible for this. Get him.

Spider-Man:
Oh yeah! Yup, the blood-sucking monster who's been out and about at night. That's me! God, can New Yorkers turn on you the minute they hear rumors.

Cop:
It's Spider-Man!

Spider-Man:
Something tells me they aren't chasing autographs.

Morbius:
I don't want your help! And I would walk this evening. I felt different, I like this right now. I cannot be hurt cannot be destroyed! I am immortal! [Throws Spider-Man to the rooftop elevator] I will desire into a pitiful human. Now I am so much more than human! I am the king of the night! [tears Spider-Man's shoulder and tries to drain his plasma]

Spider-Man:
NO!

Morbius:
Your strength...! YES! [Blade hits Morbius behind with a mortorcycle when he's riding] You again! Who are you? What do you want with me?!

Blade:
Call me Blade. All I want vampire is to destroy you! [Blade and Morbius begins to fight each other]

Spider-Man:
I didn't get a whole plasma drain. But, I still feel weak... dizzy.

[Blade and Morbius continuously fighting and Blade knocks down Morbius to kill him to death with gun]

Blade:
This time, vampire, you're finished!

Spider-Man:
[jump and kicks Blade's gun] Stop! [Morbius flies off]

Blade:
[manages to hit Spider-Man with a motorcycle when he's riding] Why did you do that? [manages to throw at Spider-Man] Why?!

Spider-Man:
I have to help him! I turned him into the vampire.

Blade:
You created that creature? And now you want to save him at all his done?

Spider-Man:
He didn't want to be one.

Blade:
He must destroyed, and so must you! [flips out Spider-Man and Spider-Man slings to stop] I won't make mistake of letting live this time! [cuts off the web and make Spider-Man fall]

Blade:
All the attacks are currently in the Empire State University. Why?

Spider-Man:
Maybe he really likes the cafeteria food.

Whistler:
Blade and I are vampire hunters.

Spider-Man:
Vampire hunters?

Whistler:
There's always been a dedicated cadre of people who hunt Nosferatu.

Spider-Man:
Nosferatu? Isn't that the name of a German rock band?

[after webbing down Morbius and saving Blade]

Spider-Man:
Spidey's first rule of vampire hunting, never let them see you sweat.

[to Spider-Man]

Blade:
Stay alert, webslinger, it's gonna be a long night.

Mary Jane:
What's the matter, Tiger? Cat's get your tongue?

Peter:
You don't know the half of it.

[Spider-Man interrupts Blade and Terri kissing.]

Spider-Man:
I'm glad somebody has time to enjoy themselves when there's so much at stake.

Blade:
[Enraged] How dare you?! If you been there, we might've save that Parker woman!

Spider-Man:
We don't have time to argue! We need to make another plan.

Blade:
I'm tired of this teamwork garbage! I'll finish this mission myself!

Spider-Man:
[Angrily shoves Blade] I'm sick of hearing about you and your mission! It's none like any of your brilliant weapons and the schemes have worked! [Knocks Blade's weapons off the counter in a fit of rage]

[Enraged, Blade charges towards Spider-Man, but Spider-Man throws Blade into the side of barrels in a fit of rage.]

Spider-Man:
Why don't you all go back into the cave you flew out of?! I'm working alone again too! [Storms out of the hideout]

Spider-Man:
I can't lose Aunt May the same way I lost Uncle Ben. If ever my spider strength meant anything at all, this is that time.

Terri Lee:
All the men in the world, and I have to fall in love with a vampire! Uh, love, who needs it!

Spider-Man:
[Kicks Blade to the ground, then grabs him from behind] I won't let you hurt him!

Blade:
I wasn't going to! [Morbius flies away] And now, you've let him get away!

[Enraged, Blade backhands Spider-Man, knocking him to the ground.]

Spider-Man:
Great. [Slowly gets up] Why don't I ever look before I leap?

[to Hammerhead]

Spider-Man:
Now why's a smart crook like you pulling a crazy stunt like this? You always seemed so...level headed!

[to Hammerhead, as he reels up the Tablet of Time]

Spider-Man:
Hey, watch it! The tablet's no good to anyone, broken. Use your head. Uh, forget I said that.

[to Spider-Man holding the Tablet of Time]

Cop:
Freeze creep.

Archaeologist:
No, let him go. He saved the Tablet of Time.

Cop:
Something here doesn't smell right.

Archaeologist:
Aren't you listening? Spider-Man's a hero.

Cop:
No, no I mean, phew, something really smells bad.

[Spider-Man's covered in fish slime]

Spider-Man:
Uh, sorry.

Spider-Man:
Not another robot. Why aren't women this attracted to me?

[getting the tablet of time away from Smythe]

Spider-Man:
Sorry. I have to take one tablet every night before bed. Doctor's orders!

[watches the Mega-Slayer fly off with the Tablet of Time]

Spider-Man:
Wonder why he's leaving. I hope it wasn't something I said.

[sees Dr. Connors getting away]

Tombstone:
Uh oh, I almost forgot what I came for. Sorry I can't finish this, but here's a going away present.

[slams a computer console on Spider-Man]

[about Tombstone]

Spider-Man:
For a walking Mt. Rushmore, he's fast.

[to Hammerhead, as he tries to kidnap Alisa]

Spider-Man:
Yo, chrome dome, the lady didn't finish her latte.

[as he's covered in cement]

Spider-Man:
Great! Now I'm going to be turned into a life-size Spidey statue. Minus the life!

Spider-Man:
I better get home and change into my spare costume before I turn into Tombstone junior.

[he's reading a letter with piece of hair imagined about Vanessa Fisk]

Kingpin:
He's got her! Silvermane's got my wife!

[ringing from the computer screen and Silvermane pressed the button]

The Man with the Red Hair:
Boss, Hammerhead double crossed us!

Silvermane:
Hammerhead?! What are you talking about?

The Man with the Red Hair:
He kidnapped Alisa from ESU.

Silvermane:
He's taking my daughter? I'll- Uh... Ooh...

Tombstone:
You okay?

Silvermane:
The Kingpin! He's behind this.

Tombstone:
Let me go size him up for one of my coffins.

[they are walking towards to check on Vanessa Fisk in the chamber]

Silvermane:
No. If Kingpin touches a hair on Alisa's head, he'll suffer pain worst than anything I am feeling!

Smythe:
You were supposed to bring Dr. Connors. Where is he?

Spider-Man:
You know everything smart guy. Didn't you know he was kidnapped?

[after tossing a spider tracer on the Mega-Slayer as it flies away]

Spider-Man:
Run away as fast as you want Smythe, I'm still gonna be right on your big, fat, mechanical tail.

[about the Mega-Slayer]

Spider-Man:
I wonder how much Smythe pays to park that thing here in the city?

[To Hammerhead]

Spider-Man:
Hey, brick-brain!

Hammerhead:
AAH!

[Ramming Spider-Man into the air conditioner and Spider-Man jumps out of it]

[To Alisa]

Spider-Man:
Are you alright?

Alisa:
I'm fine. But, you got a problem.

[shot Spider-Man and take him into the helicopter to fly, and Hammerhead flung himself out to see the helicopter when she's flying and have Spider-Man with her]

Spider-Man:
That's Silvermane? He's the old man I rescued from Doc Ock. If I'd known who he was, I'd have handed him over with a ribbon and bow attached!

Silvermane:
Power of the Toltec's give me the wisdom of your wisest shamen's, the strength of your strongest warriors, and the invulnerability that will carry me into the next millennium! [The gizmo laser rays from the sky bounces into the Tablet of Time to zaps him and turns him into younger]

[banging a door]

Dr. Connors:
Let me out! You don't know what you're doing! [mutating into the Lizard] No...! No! NO!

[To Young Adult Silvermane]

Alisa:
Father?

Young Adult Silvermane:
Yes, Alisa, it is me. The way I was before you were born: strong, fearless, powerful enough to strike fear into the hearts of my enemies- enemies like Spider-Man.

Alisa:
Are you alright?

Young Adult Silvermane:
Better than alright. I feel wonderful like- Uh UUHHHHHH! [Turns into a child]

Alisa:
What's happening to you? Dr. Connors! Where are you?

Little Silvermane:
No...! No! I don't wanna be like this! Make it stop. Please! Somebody help meeee! [turns into a baby]

[Looking at Silvermane when he turns into a baby; Spider-Man and Tombstone look at each other a little bit]

Spider-Man:
Incredible! He wanted his youth back. He got it...!

[walking through the door when she's leaving and To The Kingpin)

Vanessa Fisk:
I used to believe that, now I see clearly: all you really love is being The Kingpin; The Kingpin of crime!

[walks out of the door. The Kingpin sits down feeling depressed]

[carrying the Tablet of Time]

Hammerhead:
You sent for me, boss?

The Kingpin:
Thank you for obtaining the tablet for me.

Hammerhead:
Hey! No problem it was my-

The Kingpin:
Now, dispose of it.

Hammerhead:
What...? But-!

The Kingpin:
I said get rid of it! The site of it sickens me.

[selling the Tablet of Time to old Adrian Toomes]

Hammerhead:
Got yourself a real bargain there, a real bargain.

[Laughs out of the door. Adrian Toomes feels the Tablet of Time across it like a rainbow]

The Vulture:
This is none of your business.

[slices at the trees Spider-Man lands on]

Spider-Man:
Well fine, but don't blame me if you get a splinter in your wing. Who is this flying flamingo?

[after regaining his youth]

Boy:
What, what happened to me?

Spider-Man:
I don't know, but I want the name of the vitamins you took this morning.

The Vulture:
You again. Stop meddling in my affairs.

Spider-Man:
Not until you explain that aging trick. I hate mysteries.

Flash:
What would somebody as brain-pumped as Debra see in a jock like me?

Peter:
Hey, she definitely likes you, dude. So, she can't be that smart!

[to the Vulture who's flying off with Harry Osborn]

Spider-Man:
What is it with you and the Osborn's? Are you trying to start a collection?

[to Harry Osborn as he hangs him from the stage roof]

Spider-Man:
Sorry guy. Just pretend you're the lead in Peter Pan.

[after noticing that he has only a few minutes left of youth]

The Vulture:
No time to finish. [he flies off]

Spider-Man:
Huh, I guess he had a cake in the oven.

[after seeing Mary Jane and Harry Osborn hugging]

Spider-Man:
The story of my life. Save the world, lose the girl.

[after tripping Flash, thinking he was an intruder]

Spider-Man:
Thompson, what are you doing here?

Flash:
Spider-Man, I was only looking for someone. See? [holds out flowers]

Spider-Man:
For me, you shouldn't have.

[while dodging Toomes's laser turret]

Spider-Man:
Great, I'm trapped in a gigantic video game. At least I don't need any quarters.

[to the Vulture as he stops him from taking Flash's youth]

Spider-Man:
Ah ah ah. You didn't say may I.

Spider-Man:
Rescued by Flash Thompson, how embarrassing.

Scorpion:
Here is a little present, creep!

Spider-Man:
I sense hostility. Go with your feelings - vent!

[after attacking the Lizard]

Spider-Man:
I don't want to hurt you doc. I don't know if I could if I wanted to.