Spin City, Season Four

Mike:
James! Good news buddy, you are back on speech duty. Now I don't want to put too much pressure on you, but you got to write me something amazing.

James:
You got it, Mike. [tries to leave]

Mike:
No no no James you don't understand. This has to be brilliant, I mean, it has to be inspiring.

James:
No sweat, I'll crank something out by lunchtime

Mike:
Not with that attitude you won't! Look, where are the nerves. Where's the fear? Do you know what great athletes do before the big game?

James:
Steroids?

Paul:
Guess what I am doing tonight. A: Going to the gym. B: Being a contestant on "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?".

Mike:
Well, we know it's not the gym.

Janelle:
[Watching TV. Nikki comes in and takes the remote] Hey, what are you doing?

Nikki:
Watching Paul on "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?" He's up to the $500,000 question.

Janelle:
Well, I want to make sure the well doesn't collapse on the Mayor.

Nikki:
Janelle, even if it does, you know they'll interrupt "Millionaire".

Janelle:
...That's true. [Changes the channel]

Regis Philbin:
[After Paul is up to $500,000] Paul, you're on fire! What is your secret?

Paul:
I'M GUESSING!

Janelle:
[Paul is trying to decide on answering the $1 million question] Come on, Paul, say something!

Nikki:
Just take the money. I'll learn to love you.

Mike:
And remember, don't anybody tell Paul about this 'cause he's got a big mouth!

Paul:
Who has a big mouth? Tell me! I wanna know! I wanna tell other people!