Superjail!

The Warden:
Bra-vo, a-bra-vo, hah-bra-vo.

Twin A:
Bravo to you.

Twin B:
We love the new uniforms.

The Warden:
I think you boys need to...step it up, because it's time for the big show.

[full moon starts rising, causing some of the inmates in wolf costumes to turn into werewolves]

Jared:
Sir! We have to get out of here!

The Warden:
Adios, Twins.

The Twins:
ADI-5000.

The Warden:
Jared, are these what you call immigrants?

Jared:
I think they're women, sir.

The Warden:
I can help, father! Look, I've built a jail of my own. And I made a little flying man to watch over it. Zooim, zooim, zoom!"

Warden's Father:
Young man, this jail is no place for your childish tomfoolery or pie-in-the-sky, flying rainbow whatsits.

Director:
Fellas, fellas, I love the whole twins thing! You two dudes ever, uh, done any acting?

Twins:
[in unison] Negatory.

Director:
What do you say we go back to my place in the Bronx and we get some, uh, you know, some test shots?

Twins:
[in unison] We say "Awesome."

[The twins walk off with the "director" and are shown being loaded into the back of his van]

Director:
How do you guys feel about a little, uh...tasteful nudity?

Twins:
[just one of them] What? [doors close]

The Warden:
Mamma bird to baby bird. Are you ready to leave the nest? Over.

Jared:
Sir! Please! I'm begging you!

The Warden:
You're doing great, buddy! Look. The second anything goes wrong, just say the safeword and Jailbot will pull you right out of there, okay? Over.

Jared:
What's the safe word?

The Warden:
"Baby make wee wee." Over.

Jared:
"Baby make wee wee" isn't a word, sir.

The Warden:
Fine! A safe phrase, okay? Now get into character!

Jared:
"Baby make wee wee!" "Baby make wee wee!" "Baby make wee wee!" "Baby make wee wee!"

The Warden:
Hello there, you're in Superjail. I'm The Warden and you're a criminal!

The Warden:
[wearing a dead rabbit on his head] I want one of these for each and every inmate.

The Warden:
Jared, are these what you call immigrants?

The Warden:
Miniature mayhem! Now that's my favorite sandwich!

The Warden:
I can help, father! Look, I've built a jail of my own. And I made a little flying man to watch over it. Zooim, zooim, zoom!"

Jared:
I think they're women, sir.

Jared:
If you don't cheer up, I'm gonna have to start calling you Mr. Grumpy Pants