SWAT Kats: The Radical Squadron, Season 1

T-Bone:
Incoming!

[A spike penetrates the left wing of the Turbokat. Razor immediately makes a choking sound.]

T-Bone:
Razor! Talk to me, buddy! Are you hit?

Razor:
No... [Razor coughs some more, then hacks up a small furball that hits the cockpit window.] Furball.

Razor:
From the looks of that sword, I'd say we landed in the Dark Ages.

Rex Shard:
What's the matter? I thought diamonds were a girl's best friend!

Callie:
I don't like the setting!

David Litterbin:
[on TV]My audience must think I'm crazy to have you as my guest tonight.

Lenny Ringtail:
[on TV] Hey, you'd be crazy not to! After all, I'll soon be writing a book called "Madkat and Me."

Chance:
Can you believe that? He sure is crazy.

Jake:
Yeah. Like a fox.

[Chance flips the channel.]

Jake:
Chance, what are you doing?!

Chance:
What do you think? I'm watching "Scaredy-Kat!" Now this is funny!

Mayor Manx:
Ah, nothing like a quiet round of golf. No visitors. No phone calls.

[Chance helps Jake lift a barbell off him after the barbell nearly chokes Jake.]

Chance:
What's the matter, too proud to ask for help?

Jake:
A few more seconds and I might have been as extinct as the Red Lynx!

[The SWAT Kats are chasing a villain, Morbulus, who evades one of Razor's shots.]

T-Bone:
How'd you miss him, sureshot?

Razor:
That guy must have eyes in the back of his head!

[The SWAT Kats fly in for a closer look at Morbulus. Razor does a surprise take upon seeing him.]

Razor:
Whoa! He does have eyes in the back of his head!

T-Bone:
No excuses.

T-Bone:
What'll it be, Razor? Dunk or delivery?

Both:
Dunk!

Razor:
Let's see if he has eyes under his head!

[T-Bone and Razor are being pursued by a heat-seeking missile]

T-Bone:
Guess it's time for "Plan Z"!

Razor:
[facepalms] Aw, T-Bone, I hate "Plan Z"!

T-Bone:
No other choice, kiddo... prepare for engine shutdown!

Razor:
Engine's cold... launching decoy missile!

[The SWAT Kats launch a decoy missile, which the heat-seeker locks onto and destroys.]

Razor:
Great job, T-Bone! What a team!

T-Bone:
We're not out of the woods yet... the engines won't restart!

Razor:
[groans] This is why I hate "Plan Z."

Mac Mange:
So sue me! How was I supposed to know that was your sister's car back there?

Molly Mange:
You always hated my side of the family! Sometimes I don't even know why I married you!

Mac Mange:
Wow, Molly, that Feral hates the SWAT Kats even worse than we do!

Molly Mange:
Why shouldn't he, Mac? Those fighter jocks make him look stupid at least once a week!

T-Bone:
This baby's pretty darn fast for a street machine.

Callie:
Yeah, I have a couple of good mechanics who keep her tuned up.

T-Bone:
Too bad you can't keep the Turbokat running this fast, Razor.

T-Bone:
Thanks Razor, but I could've taken care of 'em!

Razor:
Just making sure the cement machine gun was operational! [He walks over and pats the exhibit that he just encased in cement] Whoa... exhibits are getting kinda lifelike...

Callie:
[over radio] SWAT Kats! You only have one minute to blast the Pastmaster out of the City Hall clock tower!

Razor:
Who says you can't fight City Hall?

[Razor is trying to disarm one of Dark Kat's bombs in mid-flight.]

Razor:
Piece of cake, just remember, always cut the red wire! [He pries open an access panel, only to discover that ALL the wires are red.] Dark Kat, you miserable psycho!

Madkat:
How about trying that again for higher stakes? Like your kingdom!

Mayor Manx:
Uh, anything you say!

[He sinks the putt again.]

Madkat:
Nice job, but I still win...[he grows to the size of a giant ball]...because MY BALL IS BIGGER!

Razor:
It's Feral. [radio vio] Hey, Commander. Looks like me and T-Bone took care of these cutie kitties. We are definitely okay!

Feral:
Yes. I know.

T-Bone:
[radio vio] And you helped the Mayor that he did the assignments!

Feral:
I heard that!

Razor:
Woo! Man, looks like we sure did have an awesome time, T-Bone.

T-Bone:
No doubt. I would call you a hot-shot.

Razor:
And I can call you a sure-shot. Deal?

T-Bone:
Deal!

Razor:
Mmm..We like that!

T-Bone:
That oughta flip their problem!