Teen Titans, Season 2

Robin:
I only turned the music up to DROWN OUT ALL THE YELLING!!!

Robin:
(To Cyborg and Beast Boy) KNOCK IT OFF! I can't work with you two acting like idiots!

Starfire:
If you ever wish to see your future, then you will repair the damage you did to my past!

Warp:
"Damage"? Silly girl, there's nothing wrong with your past. One cannot damage history, because history cannot be changed. [Holds up Clock of Eternity] I went back in time to steal this because history said it disappeared. And history said it disappeared because I went back to steal it. Past, present, future. It's all written in stone, my dear.

[In the future, Starfire attempts to talk to a detached future version of Raven, who has her back turned.]

Starfire:
Raven? Raven, it is Starfire, your friend.

Future Raven:
(Back turned) No such thing.

Starfire:
Please, Raven, I...

Future Raven:
Just another figment, don't even look.

Starfire:
You must listen, I am here because...

Future Raven:
Never coming back! Go away! [She drifts to another part of the room] It has to go away. Just like before, just like all the others...

Starfire:
Your mind. Without friends, you must have-

[As she reaches out to touch Raven, Raven forms a telekinetic Raven to act as a barrier. Starfire leaves]

Starfire:
Robin?

Nightwing:
I haven't used that name in a long time. Call me... Nightwing.

[During the fight with Warp, a blast from Cyborg's cannon hits warp; Nightwing and Starfire look over]

Future Cyborg:
Boo-yah.

Starfire:
Cyborg! You are repaired!

Nightwing:
Glad you could make it.

Future Cyborg:
Wouldn't have missed it. Now, who said y'all could start without me?

Warp:
So sorry. Perhaps I should finish you first!

[Beast Boy appears in lion form, charging at Warp. He swipes at Warp and joins the other Titans. Warp begins to charge up his gun and black telekinetic energy envelopes him and he gets flung across the room, hitting the wall. The other Titans look in shock and look over to the corner - a black energy Raven appears from the ground, rises up and turns into Raven.]

Future Raven:
Nobody hurts my friends.

[She flies over and joins the other Titans]

[Beast Boy transforms back to human form and notices Nightwing's hair]

Future Beast Boy:
Dude... that is so unfair.

Beast Boy:
You mean I'm going to be bald?! [Rips his hair out]

Starfire:
Oh! It is never too late!

[telekinetically places the other necklaces on Beast Boy and Cyborg]

Cyborg:
Happy Blorthog!

Beast Boy:
I thought it was 'Blort Hog'?

Robin:
So... "Nightwing", huh?

Beast Boy:
Dude! I'm going to try to beat the world record of most tofu eaten in one hour. Wanna be my official witnesses?

Starfire:
Um...

Raven:
Don't make me send you to another dimension.

Robin:
Be careful everybody! We don't wanna hurt him...

Beast Boy:
DUDE, FOR THE LAST TIME... I AM NOT YOUR DOG!!

Soto:
Bad dog. Soto will punish.

[The Titans discuss telepathic communication with an alien dog.]

[Soto decides to be a dog and hops around, eventually licking his dog's face.]

Beast Boy:
Ooookaaayy... weird.

Mechanic:
Now don't be a sore loser. Atlas is just better than you. Better than all of us.

Starfire:
Your Atlas is nothing but a... [Shouting] ZOLWARG TUBEK-PLIXING ZORDMORKER!!

Beast Boy:
Yeah, what she said!

Atlas:
I didn't think you would come... humans scare easily.

Cyborg:
I'm only half human!

Atlas:
And half of nothing is still nothing.

Starfire:
Inform that mass of metal who is the boss!

Beast Boy:
I give you a, 9 for the dive, but a 2 for the landing (Robin glares at Beast Boy)

Cyborg:
Nobody asked you.

Cyborg:
My body may have its limitations, but when I put my mind to it, there's nothing I can't do.

Robin:
You wanted a fair fight? That's what you're going to get!

Atlas:
Five against one? This is a fair fight?

Beast Boy:
Think of us as referees.

Cyborg:
It's just you and me.

Atlas:
No more. I am defeated. You are a better robot.

Cyborg:
No. I'm a better person.

Control Freak:
Well, well well. If it isn't my arch nemisess... es ... the Teen Titans!

Beast Boy:
Um... Yeah! [Aside to Cyborg] who is this guy? [Cyborg shrugs in answer.]

Control Freak:
[Control Freak is displayed on the televisions] Yes. I am the master of monsters! I am your darkest nightmares come to life! I am... Control Freak!

Control Freak:
[Aiming his remote at the same wall, causing his doppelgängers to applaud his introduction]

Cyborg:
Ow! Ow! Wow those brains are tasty. Hey! Stop that! That's not yours.....!

Beast Boy:
LOOK OUT!!!!! HE'LL EAT YOUR BRAINS!!!!!

Cyborg:
ALL RIGHT!! If y'all are bitin' Cyborg, Cyborg's bitin' back! [Starts eating the evil candy] Mmm... Never knew evil tasted so good... [The tiny terrors scream in fear, and run off, as Cyborg's face turns emerald, and he starts to sweat profusely.]

Cyborg:
Oh boy... [He runs out of the battle and vomits in the nearest trash can he can find.]

Robin:
[In reply to Beast Boy's synopsis of Wicked Scary.] Can't be any creepier than the documentary on hot dogs Starfire made us watch.

Starfire:
It was fascinating! I had no idea that Earth People ate so many pigs, and insects. [These comments trigger another wave of puke from the still queasy bionic Titan, who turns green and starts to barf behind the sofa.]

[After the movie]

Beast Boy:
[Sticks head up from behind couch] Is it over?

Starfire:
[Eyes closed, hiding face in Robin's cape] I dare not open my eyes to find out!

Cyborg:
Now I'm really sick to my stomach.

Robin:
I've fought psychotic villains, robot commandos, and giant oozing monsters, but that was the scariest thing I've ever seen.

[The four pause and look at each other, and then burst into laughter]

Beast Boy:
Come on, Raven, admit it, you were totally scared!

Beast Boy:
[Robin inquires where the dark creatures came from] HELLO??? Isn't it obvious? The movie's cursed! Watching it opened a portal into another dimension! The monster came through the portal, now it's going to hunt us down and eat us! And I'm probably delicious! [Tugging at his face, and contorting it.]

Beast Boy:
Split up? SPLIT UP?! Did you not see the movie? When you split up, the monster hunts you down one at a time, starting with the good-looking comic relief guy - ME!

Robin:
[Trying to pry Beast Boy off him] Get a grip, Beast Boy! The monster's not going to eat anybody.

Beast Boy:
[Being dragged by tentacles into a wall of darkness] What did I tell you? Funny guy goes first! [The word "first" being prolonged into a near yell.]

[Cyborg, Raven, and Starfire are going into the basement]

Starfire:
Oh, well, our friends are not here. Let us quickly go back to see if they...

[Cyborg grabs her by the top of her head and yanks her off the stairs. She squeals with fear]

Cyborg:
We're not leaving 'til we get to the bottom of this.

Starfire:
This unpleasant room is not the bottom?

Cyborg:
[Yawns] Sunrise. Time for bed.

Beast Boy:
You know, your haunted house was way creepier than that stupid movie. Any chance you'd want to do all this again for Halloween?

Killer Moth:
(Wrapping up evil monologue) ...Soon the city will bow before its new master, Killer Moth!

Killer Moth:
(Bursting into Kitten's room) Daddy's working, Kitten! Can't this wait until--

Beast Boy:
The Guy has got a spider for a head. Not like he's gonna be hard to find.

Starfire:
(Having finished bending and twisting Robin in several impossible ways) Better?

Robin:
(Dangling upside-down, limp and floppy) Ah, much! Thanks.

Starfire:
I welcome you. There are few problems Tamaranean acupressure will not solve.

Killer Moth:
My demands are simple: The city will declare me ruler. The Teen Titans will surrender. And Robin... [beat] will take this lovely young lady to her junior high prom.

"'Kitten'":
Hi Robbie-poo!

[record scratch sound]

Robin:
(Pauses) Um... what was that last part again?

Starfire:
Robin, who is this girl, and why does she call you "poo"?

Starfire:
(Slaps video image of Kitten) This "prom" is some manner of duel, yes? Robin eagerly accepts!

Robin:
It's not a duel, Star. It's a date.

Starfire:
(Gasps) He does not accept! Do you hear? ROBIN DOES NOT ACCEPT!

Starfire:
(ranting) Odium, scandal, atrocity! These demands must not be met! Clearly, this demented madman has no idea who he's dealing with and if he believes-

Robin:
(over the top of Starfire's ranting, into his communicator) Cyborg, report. How bad is it?

Cyborg:
Bad! Can't hold 'em off much longer! If you're gonna do something, do it quick!

Starfire:
(still ranting) -out of his MIND if he believes you would even consider such a distasteful-

Robin:
I have to do it.

Starfire:
WHAT?!

Robin:
Starfire will join you to help with the search.

Starfire:
Hmph!

Beast Boy:
Hey, what about you? Aren't you gonna help us?

Robin:
I can't. (depressed) I have a date.

Starfire:
I believe, on such occasions, it is customary to wear a dead plant?

Robin:
I don't dance.

Robin:
(Remains glued to his seat) Tried it once. Didn't like it.

Robin:
...wanna dance?

Robin:
(Makes a forced, painful smile) Maybe.

Beast Boy:
(About Killer Moth) You know, for a weirdo who lives in his basement, this guy is pretty tough.

Fang:
(To Robin) Get your hands off my girl!

Starfire:
(To Fang) Keep your legs off my boy!

Robin:
Sorry we pretty much ruined your prom.

Boy:
Are you kidding? It was the best prom ever!

Girl:
Even though I still can't feel my legs.

Beast Boy:
You know, now that nobody's making 'em all mutate-y, these little guys might actually make good pets.

Raven:
Don't even think about it.

Starfire:
(About Kitten) She is a manipulative gremplork not worthy of Robin's time!

Man on Intercom:
(spotlights circle around the floor, and both Robin and Starfire brace themselves for action) And now the moment you've all been waiting for. The king and queen of this year's prom are...Robin & Starfire! (as the spotlights stop on them, much to their surprise).

Robin:
I guess one more dance wouldn't kill me. (he then takes Starfire's hand and they go dance together).

Beast Boy:
Starfire, hurry up! You've been in there for twenty minutes, and I'm not paper-trained! (Turns into a whining dog)

Beast Boy:
Orange flavored bad guy... gross... and yet, strangely refreshing.

Beast Boy:
a b c d e f g h i j k l m n oooOOOOh PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

Robin :
Wherever Starfire is, I hope she all right.

Robin :
Cyborg, how long until we can launch?

Cyborg :
Oh, about five minutes after you QUIT ASKING ME THAT!!!

Robin:
Are you sure you don't wanna play, Raven?

Starfire:
Yes! Please! You must Volley the Ball with us!

Cyborg:
[Holding up a detached arm] Come on, I'll play with one hand behind my back!

Beast Boy:
[He changes to a gorilla and serves a strong serve and the volleyball flies towards Raven again] Raven! Heads up again! [Raven moves out of the way and ball flies off the roof]

All:
Oh no!! AAAAAH!!!!

Beast Boy:
I'll get it...

[The ball flies back up and hits Beast Boy's right foot. Terra floats into view, standing on a boulder]

Terra:
So... which team am I on?

Starfire:
[Hugging Gavin] Oh, hello, long-lost friend!! You remember me, yes?!

Terra:
Of course, Starfire... I still have bruises from the last time you hugged me...

[Cyborg and Robin approaching Terra]

Cyborg:
Well, if it isn't my favorite little rock 'n roller! [High fives Terra]

Terra:
Cyborg, Robin, what's shakin'?

Robin:
[Shakes Terra's hand] Good to see you again.

Beast Boy:
[Rushes in front of Robin] GOOD! Is he kidding? Its GREAT to see you again! I didn't think I would EVER see you again! [Terra blushes]

Terra:
[To Raven] So, sorry about our little tug-of-war back there. You know I wouldn't let anybody get hurt.

Terra:
Ok, look. I don't know what your problem is, but get over it! If I'm going to be part of this team, we have to get along!

Terra:
[Beast Boy approaches] Um.....why does she hate me?

Beast Boy:
Eh, she kind of hates everybody. It'll be fine. Raven needs time to get used to you. I think she's still getting used to me.

[Earth starts to shake]

Terra:
(To Raven) Are you going to give me that look every time there's an earthquake?

(Terra and Raven are telekinetically struggling over a boulder)

Terra:
Why can't you just trust me?

Terra:
Well, How do I earn it?!

Terra:
(to Raven) Okay, maybe smashing the computer was a bad idea...

Terra:
So, we're friends?

Terra:
Sorry we kind of got off to a rocky start. Beast Boy. (both Raven and Terra laugh)

Terra:
So I'm...

Robin:
A Teen Titan. Glad to have you on the team.

Cyborg:
Aw yeah, very nice.

Beast Boy:
This is the best thing that ever happened to me!

Starfire:
Welcome, new Titan!

Cyborg:
Alright, there's only one way that can memorate such a momentous occasion: Waffles!

Terra:
I don't believe it... they actually trust me... (Terra stands there, shocked)

Starfire:
Be proud and cheerful Robin, you competed well.

Robin:
Yeah... It's just the only thing that matters... [To Cyborg] I WANT A REMATCH!!!

Beast Boy:
(timid) So, does the winner get some kind of really cool prize? Like, maybe, oh, I don't know, a moped? (view brings down to a mini-scene with Eiffel Tower in the back, and a Beast boy on moped being chased by women, view reverts)

Master of Games:
I have no moped, shapeshifter. But rest assured, when the tournament is complete, there will be magnificent prizes.

Beast Boy:
Aquadude, what's up! Ready to watch me win all those prizes?

Aqualad:
No. But after I win, I promise to let you have my autograph. (smiles boastfully)

Cyborg:
[To Gizmo] Hey, what's he doing here?! He's no hero! I thought this was a tournament of heroes?!

Gizmo:
What's the matter, robo-wimp? Afraid I'll kick your stinkin' can!

Cyborg:
Just try it...

Hot Spot:
[To Wildebeest] What's that sme-...oh. [Wildebeest Growls at Hot Spot]

Speedy:
Winning isn't everything.

Robin:
It's just the only thing that matters.

Speedy:
[To Wildebeest] Good luck today. May the best man win. [Wildebeest grunts in disapproval] Sorry, may the best champion win.

Speedy:
May the best man win!

Robin:
I intend to.

Robin:
Maybe the game isn't over.

Master of Games:
The game is never over.

Robin:
You're all honorary Titans. [Gives Titans communicators to everyone, including, absentmindedly, Gizmo]

Gizmo:
Cool! (eyes the communicator, fascinated)

Cyborg:
[Grabs communicator from Gizmo] Yo, gimme that! You're not a good guy, remember?

Gizmo:
Scrum-buffing toe-jamming gunk-eater!

Starfire:
I have a bad feeling about this...

Terra:
(To Beast Boy, who is holding her in his arms) You saved me.

Beast Boy:
Yeah. That was cool.

[Several seconds pass.]

Terra:
Um, Beast Boy? You can put me down now.

Beast Boy:
This... is the greatest pie... in the history... of pie.

Terra:
Come on! The night's still young!

Beast Boy:
But... pie!

Terra:
Do you trust me?

Beast Boy:
More than anyone I've ever met.

Beast Boy:
So, what made you change your mind?

Terra:
Excuse me?

Beast Boy:
About going out with me. It was the pointy ears wasn't it? Ladies love the pointy ears [Terra laughs a bit]

Terra:
Actually, it was because... of all the things I could've done tonight, I realized all I wanted to do was spend time with you.

Beast Boy:
Lucky for me you didn't have any plans.

Terra:
Beast Boy, if you knew something bad about me, would you still be my friend?

Beast Boy:
[Now a bit wary] Of course

Terra:
I mean if you're really my friend I could tell you anything. And no matter how horrible it was, you'd still like me, right?

Beast Boy:
(To Terra) We've got to get back to the Tower and...

Terra:
Beast Boy, I'm not going back. I can't.

Beast Boy:
What? Why can't you?

Slade:
(Appears from shadows) Because she's not your friend - she's my apprentice.

Cyborg:
Someone wanna explain how two hundred armed robots got past my security?

Starfire:
(About Slade's invading army of robots) They are too numerous to fight! What shall we do?

Robin:
Fight anyway.

Slade:
[To Beast Boy] The girl you knew was practically an illusion. A fantasy. In reality, she's been working for me.

Terra:
[After Slade zaps Beast Boy with a gun] NO! I won't let you hurt my friend!

Slade:
Terra, you don't have any friends.

Terra:
(To Beast Boy) You said you'd be my friend no matter what, remember?

Beast Boy:
(turning his back on her) Slade was right. You don't have any friends.

Cyborg:
And the last slice of pizza goes to... Terra!

Robin:
All right!

Beast Boy:
Woo!

Starfire:
You are the winner!

Slade:
Hello, Terra. Remember me?

Cyborg:
Oh, man. I knew I shouldn't have given up that last slice of pizza!

Terra:
Slade, he helped me, saved me from myself. He said I owed him, but-

Beast Boy:
So it was all a game?

Starfire:
Please! No more Robin yelling at Robin!

Cyborg:
Yeah, man! Stop kicking yourself! Accidents happen.

Robin:
Not to me, they don't.

Beast Boy:
You mean...

Cyborg:
...you're not going to get all crazy-determined...

Starfire:
...and insist you are fine when you truly are not...

Robin:
Well, if someone was trying to clone me, they didn't do a very good job.

Larry:
See, Robin's universe is here, and Larry's is here! But I bend the rules so I can watch Robin beat the bad guys all the time! But when he got hurt, I knew Larry could help! So I decided to pop over. But I goofed, and popped over inside your noggin. Oops.

Larry:
Ooh! I bet you want to monitor the case by computer!

Robin:
Not really.

Larry:
Oh. Then don't you want to patch up your R-cycle?

Robin:
No thanks.

Larry:
Wanna work out?

Robin:
No.

Larry:
Clean your utility belt?

Robin:
No.

Larry:
Alphabetize your crime files? Polish your boomerangs? Iron your cape?

Robin:
No. No! NO!

Larry:
...just let me fix your arm. Please? You'll feel all-

Robin:
NO!

Cyborg:
Why does the entire world look like it belongs on my grandma's fridge?

Beast Boy:
(Steals Raven's mouth) Will somebody please tell me what's going on here?!

Robin:
You broke reality?!

Larry:
We did. Together! Oops.

Larry:
Hey, DNA buddy, look! Now we're cast buddies, too!

Robin:
[Flatly] Yay.

Starfire:
Beast Boy, wonderful! You have recaptured your mouth!

Beast Boy:
Pleh! Gniyas m'i tahw dnatsrednu t'nac I [Help! I can't understand what I'm saying!]!

Larry:
[Taunting] Larry fixed the bike!

Rancid:
Yah! And it's the stupidest thing I ever seen!

Robin:
Have you looked in a mirror lately?

[Rancid hits the ground and sits up and starts scratching his head]

Robin:
So, Johnny, what's it like having your butt kicked by a stupid little kid?

Larry:
Yay! Larry fixed everything!

Beast Boy:
Olleh! Uoy ot dexif dnuos I od? [Hello! Do I sound fixed to you?]

Larry:
Um, that'll just wear off. Sooner or later.

Larry:
Yay, I made it! Robin, hi!

Robin:
Raven, fix his finger.

Arcee:
Who cares? I just want my mouth back.

Slade:
You have had doubts in the past. Made mistakes. But all that is behind you now, isn't it?

Terra:
Yes.

Slade:
You belong to me now, don't you?

Terra:
Yes.

Slade:
Will you obey my every command?

Terra:
I will.

Slade:
Will you fight by my side forever?

Terra:
I will.

Slade:
And will you destroy the Teen Titans?

Terra:
I thought you'd never ask.

Beast Boy:
Why are ducks so funny? Because they're always "quacking" jokes.

Raven:
Pull over. I think I'm gonna be sick.

Starfire:
Oh I see. It is humorous because ducks lack the large brain necessary for the telling of jokes.

Robin:
Actually Starfire, it just wasn't humorous.

Raven:
Because Beast Boy lacks the large brain necessary for telling jokes.

Beast Boy:
C'mon, Raven, you know I'm hilarious. And I'm not gonna give up until I get you to smile. OK, why did the aardvark cross the road?

Raven:
To beat up the idiot telling jokes about him?

Cyborg:
(laughs) The idiot telling jokes... (laughs)

Robin:
Now that's funny.

Starfire:
[Perplexed] Please, an aardvark is some form of duck?

Beast Boy:
(sighs)

Beast Boy:
Terra, stop! We're your friends!

Terra:
I don't have any friends, remember?

Terra:
Don't make me laugh.

[Terra turns the ground beneath her into giant, man-shaped figures made out of earth]

Slade:
[To Terra] Your suit is more than a fashion statement, Terra. It is a sophisticated neural interface that gives me direct contact with your nervous system. Your power is my power. My strength is your strength. We are connected Terra. United, as master and apprentice. We fight as one!

Robin:
[about their battle with Terra] Why couldn't we take her down just like any other criminal?

Beast Boy:
Because... She's not just another criminal. She's Terra. She was a Titan. She was.. our friend.

Beast Boy:
You don't know what you're talking about, OK, ! She's made some serious mistakes but she's not-

Cyborg:
Hey man, the girl wrecked my car. Seems pretty evil to me.

[Beast Boy growls, picks up a table and throws it across the room]

Beast Boy:
This isn't a joke! I knew her better than anyone. I know all the terrible things she's done and I know exactly how messed up she is. But she's not evil! We can't just give up on her.

[Pause]

Robin:
Beast Boy, he's working for Slade.

Beast Boy:
When you were working for Slade did we give up on you?

[Long pause, Robin looks at Beast Boy]

Robin:
... She gets one last chance, one. We have to break Slade's grip on her. We have to try to get Terra back.

Terra:
Witch.

'Terra:
You know, Raven, I never liked you.

Terra:
Really? Is that why you let me live in your house and steal all your secrets, and-

[She stands still and pounds huge mud waves. Terra dodges each on with ease, than kicks backwards into the wall behind her. Raven get up and prepares for another attack. Terra blocks them and knocks Raven back into the mud. Raven tries everything to hurt Terra, but nothing works.]

Slade [over comm system] Good, Terra. You know her weakness. Exploit it.

[Terra, on a platform, walks over to Raven]

Terra:
[The ball of mud circles around her] Oh, you're not getting angry, are you, Rae? Oh, better be careful. Beast Boy told me all about your little tantrums. [As he says that, she turns the ball of mud into Raven's head]

Terra:
Nyaah, nyaah, nyaah, "anger is pointless" [She copies what he is saying to the mud form of Raven and then gets rid of it] And you're calling me a liar? [Raven tries to make a pass at Terra only to have her pulled down by a mud arm that she has created] Come entire team? That everyone actually liked me better than you?

Terra:
Or is it that deep inside, you really thought I was your friend?e gave you everything you ever wanted and you treat us like dirt!

[Terra creates multiple mud arms which drag Raven down. Terra hesitates and is shocked]

Slade:
[over comms] Finish her.

[Terra smiles]

Terra:
Who's in control now?

( turns back into her normal form and chokes as she is drowned by the mud]

Terra:
[To Beast Boy, as he is hanging on, trying not to fall into the fissure] Hope you're not expecting a goodbye kiss.

Beast Boy:
Terra, you can't...

'Terra:
Watch me.

[She closes the fissure]

Beast Boy:
Terra!

Robin:
Look at yourself, Terra! Is this really what you want to be?

Terra:
I'm just not good enough for you, am I?!

Robin:
You don't belong with Slade!

Terra:
You don't know anything about me!

Robin:
It doesn't have to be this way Terra; I was the Slade's apprentice once. I got out, so can you.

Terra:
I don't need you to save me!

Robin:
You can only save yourself..!

Terra:
I don't need saving! I'm not some sad little girl waiting to be rescued! I wanted to be this way. I wanted to go with Slade. I wanted to annihilate you and your pathetic friends. And now, I never want to see your face again.

[Underground)]

Cyborg:
No more chances.

Starfire:
No more trust.

'Beast Boy No more Listen.

Robin:
And no more Choices And we're going to stop her. (Other Titans look up at him) No matter what it takes.

Terra:
[Voiceover] My name is Terra. And I have done horrible things. I have sworn to serve a dark master. I have obeyed his every command and committed crimes in his name. I have betrayed and attacked everyone who used to be my friend. One by one, I have destroyed the Teen Titans, and with no one left to stop me, I have brought an entire city to its knees. My name is Terra... I have done horrible things... and I have absolutely no regrets.

[The Titans have returned from underground and are currently overwhelming Terra.]

Terra:
Beast Boy, aren't you even gonna talk to me?

[Beast Boy remains silent.]

Cyborg:
There's nothing left to say.

Starfire:
You attempted to annihilate us!

Robin:
It's over, Terra!

Starfire:
She seems quite scared...

Robin:
I don't care how she feels! Terra is a dangerous criminal and she has to stopped!

Beast Boy:
She will be! I'm going to make sure of it!

Terra:
I can't believe they almost beat me!

Slade:
That was nothing compared to what I'm going to do to you.

Terra:
[To Slade] I'm sick of fighting and I'm sick of you!

Slade:
[To Terra] You promised to fight by my side forever. And that's a promise I intend to make you keep.

[After Ternion has been defeated.]

[Beast Boy reaches Slade's hideout and finds Terra crying]

Beast Boy:
Terra?

Terra:
Destroy me! Quick!

Beast Boy:
What?

Terra:
C'mon! Isn't that what you came for? [groaning]

Slade:
My apologizes, as usual, my apprentice can't seem to control herself. That's why from now on, I'll be controlling her every move.

[Terra's groaning becomes louder, as electrical currents surround her]

Beast Boy:
What have you done to her?!

Slade:
Nothing she didn't want me to.

Terra:
You have to stop me, Beast Boy, please! I don't want to fight anymore!

Beast Boy:
Then don't let Slade control you anymore!

Terra:
I have no choice...

Beast Boy:
That's a lie! You've always had a choice! It's all been your choice! You chose to work for Slade, chose to betray us, and now you've chosen to give him control! Slade isn't doing this, Terra, you are!

Terra:
He's too powerful! I can't stop him!

Beast Boy:
Yes, you can. It's your power, not his! You can still control it. You can still do the right thing..!

Beast Boy:
It's your life, Terra. It's your choice. It's never too late to change.

Terra:
I'm sorry, Beast Boy. For everything I've done.

[She hurls the pointed rock at Slade]

Terra:
[To Slade] You can't control me anymore!

[As the volcano erupts]

Beast Boy:
Terra! come on! We gotta go!

Terra:
I have to stay.

Beast Boy:
No!

Terra:
I'm the only one who can stop it.

Beast Boy:
Please, Terra, you can't! It's too late!

[Terra smiles and moves her hair away from her face]

Terra:
It's never too late.

[She hugs him]

Terra:
[Crying] You were the best friend I ever had.

[Terra uses her power to move the rock where Beast Boy is over to the entrance and he and the other Titans leave. Yellow light forms around Terra and the volcano gets worse; Her hair gets raised up by her power and she yells as she unleashes all her power. Whiteout - her scream echoes]

Beast Boy:
[voiceover] Her name was Terra. She was gifted with tremendous power, and cursed with it as well. She was a dangerous enemy, and a good friend. And she was one of the bravest people that I have ever known.

Starfire:
I shall miss you, friend.

Robin:
We'll bring her back...

Cyborg:
...someday.

Beast Boy:
[puts the plaque under the stone statue of Terra] I'll never forget you Terra.

[The Titans leave]

(On Terra's Plaque:
) Terra A Teen Titan A True Friend

Terra

A Teen Titan

A True Friend

Terra:
What? Haven't you guys ever seen a superhero before?

[the Titans stand, dumbfounded]

Robin:
I'm Robin, we're the-

Terra:
Teen Titans! [fist-bumps him] Rock on! It's cool to meet you guys! I'm Terra, and you're: Cyborg, Raven, Starfire, and-

Beast Boy:
[panicking] Boy Beast! I- I mean, Bath Food! Eh, no!

Terra:
Beast Boy? [Beast Boy squeals and transforms into a turtle, hiding in his shell. Terra laughs] Dude, he's hilarious!

Beast Boy:
Hilarious? Me? Really? [Terra winks at him, and he swoons, hearts for eyes, before collapsing]

Starfire:
[swooping over to Terra] Curiosity abounds! Please, where do you come from, how did you get here, what is your favorite color, and do you wish to be my friend?

Terra:
[a little intimidated] Um, Earth, walked, red and, sure.

Starfire:
Hello new friend! [pulls Terra into a bone-crushing hug]

Terra:
[strained] How's it going? [Starfire releases her, and she fixes her arms]

Beast Boy:
So... what brings such a cool little chickie to our big groovy city, huh?

Terra:
I go where the wind takes me, y'know? I get to see new places, meet new people, stomp a few bad guys here and there.

Beast Boy:
Cool! [chuckles]

Starfire:
Fascinating!

Cyborg:
Well all right!

Robin:
You mean, you don't have a home?

Terra:
The Earth is my home! I've been crashing in a cave on the other side of the hill-

Starfire:
Unacceptable! I cannot permit my new friend to slumber in a lonely cave of darkness!

Terra:
I have a flashlight.

Starfire:
[dragging Terra by the arm] You will stay with us!

Terra:
Really, I-I'm-

Cyborg:
[joining them] C'mon, we've got plenty of room.

Beast Boy:
Yeah! And I can make you laugh some more. I'm hilarious, remember?

Terra:
Heh, well, I guess I could stay one night.

Beast Boy and Cyborg:
Yeah!

Starfire:
Oh, glorious! [the four of them make their way back to the tower]

[Robin remains crouched on the cliff edge, Raven standing nearby]

Raven:
Everything okay?

Robin:
Not sure. Something just doesn't feel right. [Slade disappears into the cave. Robin and Raven leave, the cliff crumbling behind them]

Slade:
Now, Terra… you walked right into a trap. You of all people should know better. But at least you and I are finally getting a chance to talk.

Terra:
Back off! I'm with the Titans! They'll be coming to-

Slade:
You don't belong with the Titans.

Terra:
You don't know anything about me!

[He shows her missing hair clip that she lost during the intro of the episode and her face goes in shock when seeing it.]

Slade:
On the contrary, Terra. I know everything about you. I've been watching you for some time. I know why you're always running away. I know your secret, little girl.

Terra:
No!

[She rushes at him, but he grabs her wrist and pushes her back to the wall.]

Slade:
Earthquakes. Avalanches. Mudslides. Everywhere you go, you try to do good. [He releases his hold] And everywhere you fail. [Leans to her] So everyone turns against you. You lack control, Terra. [he puts hair clip back on her] And when you lose control, you are more dangerous than anything I've ever seen.

[She looks up at him puzzled as he turns away.]

Slade:
But it doesn't have to be this way. I can help you, child.

Terra:
You can?

Slade:
[He bends over and picks it up a small stone.] Right now, you are…rough around the edges. You need more than obstacle courses to overcome your problem. [He squeezes the stone and it starts to crumble.] You need a teacher. A mentor. Come with me, Terra, and I can teach you to shine.

[He opens his fist, revealing a diamond in his palm that had been hidden inside the rock.]

Terra:
But…my friends told me you're…

Slade:
You don't really believe they're your friends, do you, Terra?

Terra:
They took me in. Gave me a home.

Slade:
And when they find out what's wrong with you, they'll reject you, like everyone else.

Terra:
Beast Boy-

Slade:
-Can't keep his mouth shut forever. He'll tell them.

Terra:
[As this stroke a nerve] He promised. [The tunnel starts to shake.]

Slade:
He lied.

[Torrents of dirt and stones flies everywhere as she vents her rage.]

Terra:
Shut up! Just shut up and leave me alone! [Gasps in shock and drops to her knees] Don't lose control… don't lose control!

Slade:
Now, Terra… how can you lose something you never had?

Slade:
No one else understands you, Terra. No one else can help you. I'll be waiting.

Slade:
Run all you like, because no matter where you go… every step brings you closer to me.

Robin:
Cyborg! What happened back there?

Cyborg:
Get off my back.

Robin:
I'm on your side, remember? I was just trying to get you to kick it up a notch.

Cyborg:
I don't have another notch! I'm not like you, okay? When I say I can't, I can't!

[Keeps walking then stops.]

Cyborg:
[sighs] When I was an athlete, when I was human, I loved pushing my limits. Getting stronger, faster, better, just by trying harder than I ever had before. My coaches would always tell me to give a hundred and ten percent. And I always did.

Robin:
You still can.

Cyborg:
My muscles are mechanical now. Limits are built in. No matter how hard I try, a hundred percent is all I've got.

Robin:
I didn't know.

Cyborg:
Well, now you do.

Atlas:
No one defeats Atlas.

Cyborg:
Fine. You win. Now let my friends go.

Atlas:
No.

Spike:
But, boss… you said that…

Atlas:
Your friends will remain as my trophies, and there is nothing you can do about it.

[Starfire gasps.]

Beast Boy:
Cyborg!

Raven:
Please!

Robin:
Get up, Cyborg! Get up and fight! You can still beat him!

[Cyborg looks toward his friends for a moment and then turns his face away.]

Cyborg:
No. I can't.

Atlas:
Fool! Did you actually believe you could defeat Atlas? I am all robot… and you are only human.

Raven:
[To a tried out Beast Boy after too many failed escape temps.] Give it a rest. You're starting to repeat yourself.

Starfire:
But we must discover a way out. [She tries kicks it, but gets her foot sore.] Ow…ow…ow…

Spike:
There is no way out. Now be quiet, humans! Master's trying to relax.

Starfire:
[icily] I am not human.

Robin:
[To Spike] But you are. You should be on our side.

Spike:
I'm on the winning side. Atlas is the greatest. No one can defeat him. No one!

Robin:
If Atlas is so great, why does he treat you like a loser?

Atlas:
Mechanic! Oil!

Spike:
Coming right up, boss!

Cyborg:
How could I? They were counting on me and...I just couldn't do it. Atlas was right. [He stops to face his reflection.] I am a loser.

[His image speaks to him in a strong voice.]

Cyborg Reflection:
So that's it, man? You're just gonna give up?

Cyborg:
What else can I do? I gave everything I had. A hundred percent.

Cyborg Reflection:
Give more. Your friends are in trouble. You have to go back. You have to win!

Cyborg:
I can't win. Atlas is stronger. Atlas is faster. He's just a better robot.

Cyborg Reflection:
But you aren't all robot. Half of you is human, and that's the half that can beat him!

[Cyborg wonders if that might work. Then looks at his forearm panel; showing 50% power overall and the same on the bar for each side of his body.]

Cyborg:
Time to take it up a notch.

Robin:
He doesn't respect you. He doesn't even like you. Why do you serve him?

Spike:
I have no choice. Atlas is stronger than me.

Robin:
No, he isn't. Atlas needs you. You're the one who fixes him. You're his strength. Without you, he's nothing… and he knows it. That's why he pushes you around. Atlas is afraid of you.

Beast Boy:
And the winner by technological knockout, the Mechanical Maniac, the Bionic Bruiser, the one, the only, [Lifts his arm up.] Cyborg!

Starfire:
[After hugging him.] I shall express my gratitude with a Tamaranean folk song.

[Remembering how the first one sounded, the boys are scared. Raven puts a hand covering Starfire's mouth.]

Raven:
Way to go, champ. [Beast Boy sighs of relieved.]

Robin:
[Pointing at Cyborg's forearm] Guess we better get you a new one of those.

Cyborg:
Don't need it anymore. My body may have its limitations, but if I put my mind to it, there's no limit to what I can do. After all, I'm only human.

Raven:
Who screamed?

Robin:
Sounded like something from the movie. Did we leave the TV on?

Starfire:
We did not. And the movie is right here.

[The lights go out]

Cyborg:
Okay. That's creepy.

Robin:
The storm. Probably just tripped a circuit breaker.

[A green tentacle comes to rest on Robin's shoulder and Cyborg and Starfire shriek]

Robin:
Okay Beast Boy, you got us. [brushes the tentacle off] Good one.

[Beast Boy pops up next to the others]

Beast Boy:
Uhhh, dude?

[Robin turns around to find the terrifying monster from Wicked Scary attacking]

[Kitten and Robin are dancing. Kitten leans in close]

Kitten:
From now on Robbie-Poo this will always be our song.

Robin:
[Pulls out communicator, whispers] Please tell me you guys have found Killer Moth!

Cyborg:
Not yet. But we tracked down your girlfriend's home address.

[Music from the prom transmits over the communicator]

Robin:
[Hisses] She's not my-

Beast Boy:
Aah! [Bumps into a table that turns into a staircase leading to a basement]

Raven:
Well, that's not suspicious.

Kitten:
Kiss me.

Robin:
Sorry. I don't like you that way. Matter of fact, I just don't like you.

Starfire:
[in the background] Yes!

Kitten:
What!?

Robin:
Killer Moth's being taken down as we speak. We're done here.

Kitten:
No we are not. Daddy's not calling the shots tonight Robbie-Poo. I am!

Robin:
Daddy?

Kitten:
And unless you want me to let those nasty bugs out for a late night snack, you better pucker up!

[Kitten makes a kissy face and various smooching noises]

Robin:
Not even if you paid me.

Kitten:
Nobody dumps Kitten! NOBODY! You're going to pay for this, Robbie-Poo! YOU'RE GOING TO....PAY!

Fairy:
You are experiencing the Transformation, a perfectly normal part of the Tamaranian life-cycle.

Starfire:
But I do not understand. When my sister had transformation, she merely turned purple for two days.

Robin:
Not even a scratch! If we can't break the drill, hacking this computer is our only shot at shutting it down.

[Slade appears, engages Robin in a fight]

Raven:
Robin!

Terra:
Hang on!

Robin:
Forget about me! Shut down the drill!

Slade:
Good, Robin. Now I have you all to myself.

Terra:
Looks like it's just you and me.

Raven:
We have to hack in. [Runs towards the computer]

Terra:
[Levitating a rock] Why hack when you can smash?

Raven:
No! [She stopped the rock halfway between herself and Terra.] We don't know how this thing works. Destroy the controls and we might never be able to stop it.

Terra:
Or we might stop it sooner and save our home. [As the two keep at it with the rock] Why can't you just trust me?

Raven:
[groaning] 'Cause you don't deserve it! I have to meditate every day to keep my powers under control. And I'm supposed to believe that you can just suddenly control yours? Trust is something you have to earn!

Terra:
Well, How do I earn it?!

Raven:
You can start by trusting me.

[They stop fighting and unfortunately, a huge rock crushes the computer controlling the worms, which causes the worms' lasers to amplify in power several magnitudes]

Terra:
[smiling nervously] Okay. Maybe smashing the computer was a bad idea.

Terra:
[crying] Beast Boy, I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. I never meant for any of this to happen.

Beast Boy:
Then why did you let it?

Terra:
I don't know, okay? I don't know. Slade… he helped me, saved me from myself. He said I owed him, but-

Beast Boy:
So it was all a game? You were just pretending?

Terra:
No. You said you'd be my friend no matter what, remember?

[She tries to touch his shoulder, but he gives her a glare and turns away.]

Beast Boy:
Slade was right. You don't have any friends.

[That hit her like a ton of bricks.]

Slade:
Apprentice. [She backs up.] Come. We've had a change of plans.

Cyborg:
Well… looks like we won.

Starfire:
Then why does it not feel like a victory?

Raven:
I knew it. I knew it! We never should have trusted her.

Robin:
But we did. We all did.

Cyborg:
I've regained access to the computer. Security codes and encryption strings have all been reset.

Starfire:
And all enemy surveillance technology has been located and destroyed.

Raven:
Problem is, Terra gave Slade more than secret codes and hidden cameras. She gave him us. Our flaws, our weaknesses, everything he'd ever need to know.

Robin:
It doesn't matter. When Slade makes his next move, we'll be ready.

Cyborg:
And Beast Boy?

Starfire:
He will be all right?

Robin:
He just needs a little time.

[Beast Boy, heartbroken, is curled up on the blankets of Terra's bed, as a large melancholy dog, with the box he gave her next to him, as he softly whimpers.]

Starfire:
Beast Boy, wonderful! You have recaptured your mouth!

Raven:
Yeah, but I think he put it on backwards.

Beast Boy:
[speaking backwards] Pleh! !Gniyas m'I tahw dnatsrednu t'nac I! (Help! I can't understand what I'm saying!)

Slade:
A world without Titans. I was beginning to think I'd never see the day. But at long last, the city is ours, and victory is mine. Fine work, apprentice. You have made me very proud.

Terra:
Thanks. It was fun.

Slade:
Where do you think you're going, young lady?

Terra:
Anywhere! I was getting thrashed, I had to get-

Slade:
NO! I will not tolerate failure, apprentice. I will not permit you to run away! You will stay! You will fight! And you will win!

Beast Boy:
Where's Terra?

Cyborg:
What's the matter? A robot army and a giant Franken-thingie not enough for you?

Beast Boy:
I don't care about them. I want Terra.

Slade:
You failed me, apprentice. I ordered you to eliminate the Titans. You did not. I commanded you to fight, and you ran.

Terra:
[stands up] You can't treat me like this.

Slade:
Can't I? [smacks her again.] Who else would have you, my dear?

[Terra pulls herself up.]

Slade:
You've done horrible things. Unforgivable things. Where else could you possibly go?

Terra:
Anywhere but here! I'm sick of fighting, and I'm sick of YOU!

[She struggles to take her breastplate off.]

Slade:
You'll find that quite impossible. The suit's neural interface has integrated into your nervous system into your skin. It's part of you… and so am I, Terra.

Terra:
[gasps] No!

Slade:
You chose this life, apprentice. It's too late to change your mind now. Far too late.

Terra:
But it's not too late for me to walk out the door.

[She starts walking away]

Slade:
I'm afraid it is, my dear. You see… [holds one finger over the other wrist] …you no longer have any control in the matter.

[Slade pushes a button that makes Terra fall on her knees with agonizing pain.]

Slade:
You promised to fight at my side forever. And that's a promise I intend to make you keep.

Starfire:
I shall miss you, friend.

Raven:
We'll be searching for a way to reverse the effect.

Robin:
We'll bring her back.

Cyborg:
Someday.

Beast Boy:
[voice breaking] I'll never forget you, Terra.

[Terra's tomb]:
TERRA

A TEEN TITAN

A TRUE FRIEND