Keeping Up Appearances, Series 3 (1992)

Richard:
I'm sorry, I wasn't thinking.

Hyacinth:
I will not have you not thinking in front of the neighbours, Richard!

Hyacinth:
It could be a Neanderthal barrow, dear. It says in the guidebook they had barrows. I expect they wheeled rocks about and things!

Hyacinth:
If my Sheridan were here, he'd be appalled.

Emmet:
What's wrong with you, Liz? Why are you so subdued? Two whole days Hyacinth-free!

Elizabeth:
Not quite.

Emmet:
There's something you haven't told me.

Elizabeth:
Yes.

Emmet:
Well, go on. Tell me.

Elizabeth:
Hyacinth wants us to visit them this evening...at the cottage...for a barbecue.

Emmet:
You didn't say yes!

Elizabeth:
I didn't say anything! When does one ever say anything? We're just expected! Oh, don't cry, Emmet! I hate it when you cry! Oh!

Hyacinth:
If there's one thing I can't stand, it's snobbery and one-upmanship. People trying to pretend they're superior. Makes it so much harder for those of us who really are.

Hyacinth:
Rose, what are you doing?

Rose:
I've come to help out with the church cleaning for that dishy vicar!

Hyacinth:
(on the phone) I've always thought you looked like Mummy's brave little soldier. Well, perhaps not soldier, dear. More like Mummy's brave little poet or interior designer.

Richard:
Do you know which way he's gone?

Hyacinth:
To France! Go to the roundabout and head for France!

Hyacinth:
It's a terrible thing to lose one's Daddy just before a cheese and wine.

Onslow:
Did you bring any beer?

Rose:
No, I didn't.

Onslow:
I'm sitting here, completely surrounded by no beer!

Emmet:
It's chilling. Just imagine: a whole night on board some old bucket, with another old Bucket!

Mrs. Lennox:
Oh damn! It's the Bucket woman!