The Chaser's War On Everything, Season 2 (2007)

Chris Taylor:
And keep that applause going for people who think David Hicks had a fair trial! (shows 5 empty seats)

Craig Reucassel:
Not even Downer turned up.

Julian Morrow:
And the first problem we wanna fix is us. We’ve got a new timeslot no one knows about and we’re up against shows on commercial channels that have big ratings and, frankly, are much better.

[During a church service, Chris and Craig are drinking beer, like at a sports game.]

Priest:
Faith, hope, and....

Chris Taylor:
Beer.

Priest:
And the greatest of these is...

Chris:
Beer.

[Craig snorts into his cup of beer.]

Chas Licciardello:
(about APEC security) So here I am, Osama Bin Laden, standing 10 metres away from (George) Bush's hotel and what do they do? They arrest the other guy!