The Fairly OddParents, Season 3

Timmy:
It's violent!

Mr. Turner:
And educational!

Timmy and Mr. Turner:
But mostly violent! Yay, violence!

Timmy:
[tackles Eddie to the ground] Eddie, no! Dad, run! Eddie's back from the dead, and he wants to KILL you!

Mr. Turner:
Kill me? Why would he wanna kill me? Your mom's the one who forgot to feed him when you went to summer camp. [echoes] Camp. Camp.

Chester:
Hey, why does this jail cell have a coyote-shaped dog door?

Sanjay:
Because fate is cruel?

Chet:
[as Chip Skylark speaks (and fails) in protest against making Skip Sparkypants the star of a commercial] What? There's a boy trapped in a well? This is Chet Ubetcha saying: "I'm getting that boy out of the well!"

Timmy:
Cosmo! I wish all the girls were back.

Cosmo:
You got it! [pause] What's a girl?

Timmy:
Well, they're soft, and cuddly!

[Cosmo 'poofs' a big pink cushion into the room.]

Timmy:
No, they're warm and they make you feel nice.

[Cosmo 'poofs' a monster truck into the room.]

Cosmo:
[To monster truck] Yay! I'm gonna call you Wanda.

One of Cupids' Cherubs:
We're losing all love power, I'm transferring the emergency backup power to your coffee machine.

Wanda:
Whoever you are, you're going down

Cosmo:
Whoever I am, no I'm not!

Timmy:
Tootie, Will you be my valentine?

Tootie:
Yes, Yes, YES!

Timmy:
Oh, well.

[Tootie kisses Timmy a lot]

Cosmo:
Aw, that's adorable.

[Tootie keeps kissing him a lot]

Cosmo:
That's getting awkward.

[Tootie still kisses him a lot]

Cosmo:
And now, it's just plain creepy.

Wanda:
Oh, shut up and kiss me, will ya!

[Wanda kisses Cosmo.)

Cupid:
Ain't love a hoot? Come on everybody, let's march! One, Two! One, Two! One, Two

Trixie:
[on Timmy's answering machine] Hi, Timmy. It's me, Trixe.

Cherubs:
[while transporting nuclear missles with hearts on them] LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE!

Mr. Turner:
Hit it, Britney!

Britney:
You got it! [starts dancing with her backup dancers]

Mrs. Turner:
Hey! Wait a Minute! Dad never asks ME to hit it! [pulls her shirt sleeve up and kicks Britney Britney out of the house] AND STAY OUT!

Britney:
[disgusted] That's it! No more private gigs!

Mrs. Turner:
Can't a woman clip coupons in the comfort of her own bathroom?

Mr. Crocker:
[nervously] I guess I should've knocked first.

Juandissimo:
[covered in roaches] Ladies! Come back! Underneath this crunchy roach exterior beats the heart of a lover! [is overtaken by the roaches]

Cosmo:
[observing a cockroach with Timmy, but nothing of interest has happened yet] Are we done yet? I've got nothing, and this is boring.

Timmy:
We haven't learned anything yet.

Cosmo:
[ecstatically] Make a wish! Make a wish!

Timmy:
I don't know; with Wanda not being here, and you being- you... [sees Cosmo tearing up] Oh, come on! It's not that I don't trust you, it's- no wait, it's pretty much that.

Timmy:
Okay, okay! One teeny wish, and that's it!

Cockroach Leader:
[notices a UFO attacking] Forces are invading! We need reinforcements!

Timmy:
Martians? You sent martians to destroy the cockroaches?

Cosmo:
You said nothing on Earth could destroy them, so I picked something not from Earth. [UFOs zap anything within sight, but fail to kill any roaches]

Timmy:
Martians destroy everything; except roaches! Don't you watch the movies?

Cosmo:
Please, Timmy! Wanda's gonna be home any minute. If she sees this, she's gonna think I'm a idiot!

Timmy:
And this would be news to her how? [Cosmo's lip quivers] Augh, great. The lower lip thing.

Cosmo:
[after everyone else besides Timmy and his friends leave the showing of Timmy's film] Your friends really seemed to like it.

Timmy:
Well, duh! They were in it; but what did Trixie think? [finds a picture of Trixie's hand, with a note written on it] You stink. Attached is a photo of my hand. Please talk to it.

Cosmo:
I'm gonna say that's a thumbs-down.

Timmy:
I'll never abandon you guys for a girl again! Now excuse me while I go abandon you for a girl .

Timmy:
I don't understand! Why aren't you talking to me?!

Trixie:
Because, anonymous voice from nobody, you won an award for comedy, and everyone knows that comedy is the lowest form of entertainment. Next to animation.

Trixie:
Oh, my gosh! I forgot! I'm totally in love with rock stars!

Timmy:
Crocker can make 2 + 2 = fish!

Mr. Crocker:
You know what this bow down needs? SHRIMP PUFFS.

[shrimp puffs fall from the sky]

People:
Ah. Shrimp puffs.

Timmy:
You always were a lousy teacher, Crocker. But I did learn something from science class, and that is what happens when you split an atom.

Jorgen:
The rules of the Texas Cage Match are very simple: if you get blasted in the butt, YOU LOSE!

Large Fairy #1:
Of course.

Large Fairy #2:
Typical.

[Cosmo during his training]

Cosmo:
I know how to make it (Pompeii) warmer! [[[w:Mount Vesuvius|Mt. Vesuvius]] erupts, destroying the city]

Cosmo:
I know how to make it (Atlantis) cleaner! [flushes it down the ocean]

Cosmo:
I call it (Xanadu) Pittsburgh!

Wanda:
Ordinarily, I'd agree with you, [door slams on her] but the slight concussion is making me less suspicious...has that hat always been orange?

Cosmo:
Must resist stupidity impulse...

Jorgen:
Denzel Crocker! You have revealed your secret!

Denzel:
No it was a mistake!

[The Turners and the Dinklebergs get ready to play Charades]

Timmy's Mom:
Come on! Let's play Charades!

Timmy's Dad:
All right, you guys. Remember the rules of Charades. This means "sounds like" [pulls his ear]. This means "two words" [pulls up two fingers]. This means "you got it" [touching his nose]. Now let's show the Dinklebergs how we Turners are the best charades players ever!

[1.25 Seconds Later]

Timmy's Dad:
YOU ARE THE WORST CHARADES PLAYER EVER!

Dinkleberg:
Thanks for the trophies, Turner.

Timmy's Dad:
This [waves his arms like a bird] is not a bulldozer! This [gallops like a horse] is not a fudgesicle! And [pretends to row a boat] HOW IS THIS GHOSTBUSTERS II?!

Timmy:
But...

Mr. Turner:
[pointing to his butt] No buts! [Points to Timmy's room] Go to your room!

Contestant:
I'd like to solve the puzzle! Is it "Get Chip Skylark to say I wish I had Timmy Turner's Voice?" [a buzzer sounds]

Host:
No! I'm sorry. It's that old song, "Get Chip Skylark to say I wish I had Tommy Turner's Voice".

Vicky:
And then, when I was eight, my mom and dad said my turtle ran away. But he couldn't have run away. Turtles can't run!