The Game

Conrad:
This is for you.

Nicholas:
You shouldn't have.

Conrad:
What do you get for the man who has…everything?

Nicholas:
[reading the card] "Consumer Recreation Services." Well, I do have golf clubs.

Conrad:
Call that number.

Nicholas:
Why?

Conrad:
Make your life... fun.

Nicholas:
Fun.

Conrad:
You know what that is... uh, you've seen other people have it.

Nicholas:
No, what is this? What are you... selling?

Jim Feingold:
Oh. It's a game.

Daniel Schorr:
[on TV] There's a tiny camera looking at you right now.

Nicholas:
That's impossible.

Daniel Schorr:
You're right, impossible. You're having a conversation with your television.

Nicholas:
So, you've played recently?

New Member Ted:
Oh, about a year ago. I was working in Los Angeles.

Nicholas:
I hear the London office is very good, too. It just sounds like a lot of fantasy, role-playing nonsense.

New Member Ted:
[leans in] You wanna know what it is? What it's all about?

[Nicholas leans closer]

New Member Ted:
John 9:25.

Nicholas:
I... haven't been to Sunday school in a long time.

New Member Ted:
'Whereas once I was blind, now I can see.' [rises] Good night, Nicholas. Best of luck.

Nicholas:
Good night.

[Nicholas loses a shoe when climbing a fire-escape ladder.]

Nicholas:
There goes a thousand dollars.

Christine:
Your shoes cost a thousand dollars?

Nicholas:
That one did.

Nicholas:
[In the stopped elevator] I'll give you a boost.

Christine:
You first.

Nicholas:
This isn't an attempt to be gallant. If I don't lift you, how are you going to get there?

Christine:
You pull me up.

Nicholas:
It's much easier this way. Come on, step up...

Christine:
No.

Nicholas:
Please...

Christine:
I'm not wearing underwear. Okay? There, I said it. Satisfied?

Nicholas:
[Looks at her skirt] Oh. Fine.

New Member Ted:
This was the best one ever!

Jim Feingold:
[shakes Nicholas's hand] You know, thank God you jumped, because if you didn't, I was supposed to throw you off!