The Hills, Season 1

Susan Aronson (Director of Admissions, FIDM):
How would you characterize yourself as a high school student?

Heidi:
I never did learn anything, I never went to school, I never did anything, I just went shopping and hung out.

Lauren:
Did you ever see that Seinfeld episode where that bald guy’s fiance licked all of the envelopes and she like died from glue poisoning?

Whitney:
No!

Lauren:
And there were only 300 of those.

Heidi:
And their office is gorgeous. Like inside they have brick walls and this awesome paintings, and I get like a lunch break and stuff.

Lauren:
(singing) Fashion school dropout. No graduation day for you. Fashion school dropout.

Laure:
You know you are going to have to work, though.

Lauren:
How was your first day? (of work)

Heidi:
Well, it’s not what I thought it was going to be. Now they’re saying it’s full time 9-6. It’s so boring! I’m stuffing envelopes. This was my nightmare of a job.

Lauren:
You’ve got to give it more than one day.

Lauren:
How do you get rid of hiccups?

Heidi:
Drink water upside down and put a pencil in your mouth.

Lauren:
Is that possible?

Lauren:
My Dad always told me ‘Flowers mean I’m sorry, chocolates mean I love you.

Whitney:
Sometimes there are just some people you just never get over.

Lauren:
It sounds kind of golf.

Whitney:
Jeans can be really addicting. There’s always new ones and you feel like you have to have them. I can’t do it.

Lauren:
Just make the best of it.

Elodie:
Okay, Miss ‘I-have-a-really-big-personal-schedule.

Heidi:
You know you’re growing up when you want stuff for your apartment. Instead of like toys and clothes. I’m not there yet.

Lauren:
Heidi, it looks like you may be my New Year’s kiss. ‘Cause we have 12 minutes and I will have a New Year’s kiss.

Whitney:
Guys, I’m glad I’m skipping school for this day.

Heidi:
I love ditching. It’s like a thing I love.

Lauren:
She loves ditching so much, she permantly ditched school.

Heidi:
I did.

Male Model:
Where’s the party at tonight?

Whitney:
Um, I don’t know. Where’s your party at tonight?

Male:
I’m gonna be all over.

Heid:
I feel like it’s all on the verge of a turning point but I don’t know exactly what it’s going to be.

Lauren:
Love is not a maybe thing; You know when you love someone.