The Larry Sanders Show, Season 2

Hank:
What else is my jackass businessman [unintell.] have to say?

Darlene:
[reading] "Mr. Kingsley, restaurants rotate when they are at the tops of buildings. Your place is at street level: There is no view."

Hank:
He does not get it! Y'see, the point is... It's not the view!... The point is, when you eat at Hank's, YOU and YOUR FOOD... are going... on an adventure!

Darlene:
Maybe you should just forget the rotating floor and get the place going!

Larry:
[on Francine's accident with the Hankerciser 200] She was so bruised Hank, she couldn't have sex, okay?

Artie:
[to Darlene about appearing in Playboy] Look at me; I've got a face that would crack a mirror that's why I am a producer.

Artie:
[to Elizabeth Ashley in the throes of passion in the Garment Room] Ever since you've gone on SlimfastTM, I'm powerless.

Larry:
[After quitting the show and moving to Montana] And now because he made a big mistake, Larry Sanders... Fucking frogs.