The Order, Season 2

Selena Durov:
Undergrads... so naïve. They actually think their education will be used in the real world.

Hamish:
Oh don't be cruel. If they didn't want their useless degrees we would never get the teaching assistants jobs we need to pursue our useless degrees.

Vera Stone:
Do I really need to remind you of the danger of answering my questions with a question?

Vera Stone:
Of all the incompetent things you have ever done—and they are legion—this is by far the most incompetent!

Elizabeth Kepler:
My incompetence is not in question here!

Vera Stone:
No, it isn't.

Vera Stone:
We should have a party. I think we could all use one. ...Elizabeth, if you could see to the arrangements?

Elizabeth Kepler:
I'll order some wine.

Vera Stone:
[Taken Aback] Champagne, please! We're at war with Praxis, not good taste.

Jack:
A human magistratus isn't powerful enough to open a portal to the demon realm... "Open a passage to the demon realm." What... what happened to me? I was gonna be a marine biologist.

Randall:
Oh shit! Dude, you finally figured out your major.

Jack:
Marine biology... or film school.

Hamish:
That's what the apocalypse needs—more film students.