The Powerpuff Girls, Season 5

[During a battle between Blossom and one of Mojo's robots]

Blossom:
Okay! It's just you and me! Let's see what you got!

[She blows a raspberry at the robot]

[The Professor read's Mojo's note over the hotline]

Professor:
"Bubbles, Buttercup or whichever of the two remaining Powerpuff Girls has answered the hotline, listen closely. Pay attention. Consentrate intently on the words coming from my mouth. I, the Professor, am being held prisoner. I am being kept against my will in a location not of my choosing. If you desire my safe return you must..." Oh, excuse me. Could you please move you finger?

Mojo:
Sorry.

Professor:
Thank you. "...come to the lair of Mojo Jojo together, not alone. Indepently..."

Buttercup:
I think we need to go to Mojo's and save the Professor.

Bubbles:
Again?!

Blossom:
[To Princess] Don't hold your breath, Princess.

Princess Morbucks:
[screaming] What? Why?!

Bubbles:
Because Santa has his own list, and he checks it twice. It says who's naughty and who's nice.

Princess Morbucks:
So?

Bubbles:
Duh! You're naughty!

Princess Morbucks:
[Gasps] Nuh-uh!

Blossom:
Yeah-huh!

Princess Morbucks:
Nuh-uh!

Buttercup:
Yeah-huh!

Princess Morbucks:
NUH-UH!!

Bubbles:
YEAH-HUH!

Princess Morbucks:
Prove it!

Blossom:
You bought the city and legalized crime!

Buttercup:
You hired Mojo to try and destroy us!

Bubbles:
You gave us a BOMB for our birthday!

Buttercup:
You teamed up with 3 felons and went on a crime spree!

Bubbles:
You tricked our friend Robin into stealing! And then then you TATTLED on her!

Blossom:
You're a spoiled brat who's greedy and jealous! And you don't care who you step on to get what you want!

Princess Morbucks:
And your point is?

[The Girls sit back down and sigh in frustration; then the bell rings]

Blossom:
The point, Princess, is that you better change your ways or all you're ever gonna get from Santa is a big, fat lump of coal in your stocking!

[Princess starts shaking angrily]

Princess Morbucks:
Spoiled?! Greedy?! Bratty?! Naughty?! NAAAAAUGHTYYYY?!?!? DRIVER! Do you know what those rotten old Powerpuffs said to me today?! They said I was naughty! Can you believe that?

Driver:
[Coughs] Yes. [Coughs]

Princess Morbucks:
Me?! Naughty?! I'm not naughty, am I?!

Driver:
Well, uh, I'll... oops! Seems my finger has slipped! [Closes the window] Phew! That was close.

[The phone rings; the driver hesitates and slowly picks up the phone]

Princess Morbucks:
[On the phone] WELL?!? YOU DIDN'T ANSWER MY QUESTION!!

Driver:
KKKKKHHHH! You're-- you're-- you're breaking up! KKKKKHHH-KKKKKKKKHHHHH! I'm going through a-- unnel! --Alk-- late--

[Princess bangs on the window and sticks her head out]

Princess Morbucks:
NO WE'RE NOT!! I'M IN THE CAR, YOU TWIT!!

Princess Morbucks:
Well this time, I am gonna be a Powerpuff Girl! [Slams the door open] And I'm sure not gonna let some elf with a weight problem stop me!

[Princess gets into a cart driven by her driver]

Princess Morbucks:
Ha! We'll show them! And I'll show those Powerpukes who's naughty and who's nice!

Princess Morbucks:
[To the Girls] Santa realized that I'm the only truly nice kid in the world and that you were naughty for not giving me what I want! So now every kid in the world gets coal. And *I* get what I've always deserved! To be a Powerpuff Girl! [Zaps the Girls, who scream and fall into snow]

[Princess got up from her bed to get another pillow and gets crushed by a bunch of coal]

Princess Morbucks:
Naughty, huh? I'll show you who's naughty! [Throws a piece of coal]

Bubbles:
[To Santa Claus in his workshop] Maybe you didn't check the list twice!

Buttercup:
Yeah! Princess is the naughtiest kid ever!

Blossom:
She must've snuck up here and switched the lists!

Princess Morbucks:
NUH-UH!! Santa, don't listen to them! [Points at the Powerpuff Girls] They're just jealous 'cause they got coal!

[The Girls stare at her angrily]

Princess Morbucks:
They're jealous 'cause I'm nicer, I'm smarter, I'm prettier, and I'm better than them! So they wouldn't let me be a Powerpuff Girl! THAT MAKES THEM NAUGHTY!! [Points at the Girls]

Santa Claus:
You mean the Powerpuff Girls? Not the same Powerpuff Girls who are always helping people and saving the day and being really good! I mean, REALLY good!

[The Girls smile and nod]

Santa Claus:
Yeah! Yeah! See that explains all the flying and floating and stuff!

Princess Morbucks:
AHEM!! [Santa turns around] BUT I SHOULD BE A POWERPUFF GIRL!!! ME! Not them! Me! MY DADDY SAYS I'M BETTER! MY DADDY SAYS I'M THE BEST! AND IF YOU'RE TOO MUCH OF A FATHEAD FATHEAD TO SEE THAT, I'LL TELL MY DADDY! [Flies into another room] AND HE'LL COME AND BUILD A PARKING LOT OUTTA THIS CHEAP.. LITTLE.. [Kicks 2 toys] ARTS AND CRAFTS... [Throws another toy] POPSICLE STAND OF YOURS!! [Breaks another toy] GET IT?! [Flies up to Santa] SO, YOU BETTER GIVE ME WHATEVER I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS, 'CAUSE MY DADDY SAYS I GET WHATEVER I WANT! WHENEVER I WANT IT! AND IF THAT MEANS ALL OF THOSE LOUSY, WORTHLESS, SECOND RATE BARGAIN BASEMENT BRATS OF THE WORLD DON'T GET ANYTHING FOR CHRISTMAS, THEN THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONNA HAVE TO BE!! 'CAUSE I AM BETTER THAN THEM!! AND IT SAYS SO RIGHT HERE!! [Grabs a note and puts it up to Santa's face] SO PUT THAT IN YOUR PIPE AND SMOKE IT, SANTA CLOD!!!

[There is total silence for a few seconds; suddenly, Santa gets angry]

Santa Claus:
LIST SCHMIST!!! I DON'T NEED NO STINKIN' LIST TELLIN' ME WHO'S NAUGHTY AND WHO'S NICE!! [Grabs the note and starts tearing it up] YA KNOW WHY?! 'CAUSE I'M SANTA CLAUS!! CHECK IT! PRINCESS... [Grabs Princess by the ear] YOU HAVE GONE AND WORKED OFF MY LAST NERVE!

Princess Morbucks:
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! [Starts rubbing her ear]

Santa Claus:
I have no other choice. You are so rotten, SO despicable, so naughty, I'm putting you on the... [Points up at a really big and tall list] PERMANENT NAUGHTY PLAQUE!!! BUM BUM BUMMMMMMMM!

[Princess gasps and Santa puts her name on the list; Princess screams in terror]

Princess Morbucks:
YOU CAN'T DO THAT! I'M TELLING MY DADDY!!!

[Princess flies out the window; Santa presses his nose and Princess loses her costume and powers and falls into the snow]

Princess Morbucks:
NO FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIR!!!

[Princess flies in front of Buttercup, who is shocked; Princess then slaps her]

Buttercup:
Ow! Quit it!

[Princess slaps her again]

Buttercup:
Ow! Quit it!

[Princess slaps her once again]

Buttercup:
Ow! Quit it!

[An annoyed Buttercup jumps on Princess' back and kicks her far away from herself]

Buttercup:
QUIT IIIIIIIIIT!!!!!

Princess Morbucks:
Thanks, Einstein!

[Buttercup stares at Princess, but then Blossom and Bubbles grab her]

Blossom:
Good job, Buttercup.

Bubbles:
Yeah. Nice one.

Buttercup:
Oh, shut up!

Princess Morbucks:
Now, if I were a big, fat, bearded oaf, where would I keep that stupid list?

Princess Morbucks:
[Referring to Santa] Who does that blimp think he is denying me presents?! Ohh!

Buttercup:
[To Bubbles] I'm busy.

Blossom:
Doing what?

Buttercup:
Writing my wish list for Santa.

Bubbles:
Are you crazy?! You're only giving him 2 days to prepare?! And that's even if he gets it on time!

Buttercup:
Oh, yeah? When did you send yours, Smarty Pants?

Bubbles:
December 26.

Buttercup:
Ha! That's after Christmas!

Bubbles:
December 26, last year!

[She blows Buttercup a raspberry]

Professor:
Every year, it's the same darn thing! I can make three little kids out of seasoning, but I can't get these lights to work!

[In his lair, Him is angrily watching the Powerpuff Girls on TV having saved the day once again]

Buttercup:
[On TV] Yeah, it was rough in the beginning, but I paced myself and just wore the monster down.

Blossom:
[On TV] We were just glad to be of service. Good job, girls!

[Him becomes enraged]

Him:
[mocking Blossom; effeminate voice] "We were just glad to be of service. Good job, girls!" Blah! [demonic voice] Blast the Powerpuff brats! They disgust me! So effortless! They seem to be unbeatable. [effeminate] All these years, and all the villains have produced nothing. So much time, so little results. [demonic] There must be a way. There must be someone who can knock those brats down to size! [Groans and sits down on his chair; effeminate] Oh, boy. [Suddenly sees something on the TV and slowly smiles; demonic] Oh, boy...

[The Rowdyruff Boys have been resurrected (complete with meaner-looking hairstyles)]

Blossom:
The Rowdyruff Boys?!

Buttercup:
But that's impossible!

Bubbles:
We blew you guys up!

Brick:
[Smirking] Yeah? Well, you can't stop a good thing, babe!

[The Girls suddenly start to snicker]

Brick:
Stop laughing! What are you laughing at?!

Blossom:
[Mocking; her hands are on her hips] Ooooh(!) Look who's back with mean hair(!)

Bubbles:
[Mocking] Oh, whatever shall we do?

Buttercup:
[Mocking] How can we defeat their scary new hairdos?

[Boomer naively inspects his hair, while Butch twitches, eager to fight. The Girls continue to laugh, and Brick gets more and more irritated until he finally snaps.]

Brick:
SILEEEEEEEEEEENCE!!!!! [the Girls stop] You stupid, wimpy, lame-o girls talk too much!

Blossom:
"STUPID"?!

Buttercup:
"WIMPY"?!

Bubbles:
"LAME-O"?!

Brick:
You girls just got lucky last time. This time, there's no way you're gonna beat my boys!

Butch:
Butch!

Boomer:
Boomer!

Brick:
And me, Brick!

[Boomer sees a fly buzzing over his head, and playfully swats at it]

Brick:
[annoyed] Pay attention!

Bubbles:
[giggling] Are you guys sure you're ready for another beating?

Boomer:
[trying to sound tough] You girls are gonna eat your words, spit 'em out, and eat 'em again!

Blossom:
... That doesn't even make sense.

Boomer:
I know you are, but what am I?!

Buttercup:
Enough! Talk is cheap! Let's do this!

Butch:
[snickers dementedly] This is gonna be fun!

Blossom:
All right, girls. I think we know what we have to do. Let's give 'em some sugar!

Bubbles:
[eagerly] Ooh, ooh, I want the blond! I think he's cute!

Buttercup:
Man, you're weird!

Brick:
Your cootie-kisses only make us bigger!

Boomer:
Stronger!

Butch:
And tougher!

Brick:
(laugh)You stupid lame-o girls never learn. Now let put this babies on bed.

[Him interrupts the fight between the Powerpuff Girls and Rowdyruff Boys]

Him:
[effeminate] Hello, girls!

Powerpuff Girls:
[gasp] Him!

Him:
So nice to see you again! How's things? Not so good? Having a little boy trouble, hmm? Or should I say... [demonic] BIG boy trouble?!

[The Boys - now huge after being kissed by the Girls several times - land behind Him]

Him:
[effeminate] Hello, Boys. [demonic] You're doing just fine. [to the Girls, effeminate] So, how does it feel, Girls, to know defeat is just around the corner... [demonic] and victory for me is at hand?!

Blossom:
So you're behind this, Him! What did you do to make our kisses powerless?!

Him:
[effeminate] Oh, that. That's my little secret. You see, I realized that the Boys' only weakness [demonic] was your pathetic little kisses. And since I [effeminate] knew you would resort to that, I added a little something extra: a cootie vaccination! "Circle, Circle, Dot, Dot; now you have a cootie shot!" [laughs] I got the spell of the Internet. But your kisses aren't totally useless, girls. [demonic] They make my boys bigger and more powerful! [laughs; effeminate] At last, I win! Have fun, girls! Ta-ta!

Brick:
You calling us STUPID?!

Boomer:
We'll show you stupid! [Boomer crosses his arms and smiles proudly. Brick slaps him]

[After the Powerpuff Girls finally defeat the Rowdyruff Boys by shrinking them down to size, Him comes back, angry]

Him:
[demonic] CAN'T YOU LITTLE BRATS DO ANYTHING RIGHT?! I SENT YOU TO DESTROY THEM, AND WHAT DO YOU DO?! [effeminate] You get all sissified!

[With a wave of his claw, he makes the Boys vanish. The Girls smile in triumph]

Him:
Oh, don't look so smug, girls. Though you may have won this time, [demonic] it was a lucky victory and you know it! [effeminate] In time, you [demonic] will [effeminate] fall, and we [demonic] will [effeminate] defeat you! So keep on your toes, stay alert, [demonic] and watch your back... because the boys are back in town!

Brick:
[he and his brothers drank 3 cans of soda] Man, beating up people for fun is really fun!

Boomer:
Yeah! Beating up people for fun is really fun! [Brick throws a can in Boomer's face] Ow!

Brick:
Dude! That's the dumbest thing you said all DAY!

Boomer:
Well you said the same thing!

Brick:
Yeah, but it sounds COOL coming out of my mouth!

Boomer:
I don't care what they say; I'm not as dumb as I look.

Bubbles:
What are we going to do?

[Bubbles is dressed as Boomer]

Bubbles:
Well, how do I look?

Boomer:
[Boomer is now in his underwear] Boy, do you look dumb!

Blossom:
Need we say more?

Blossom:
Gee, Professor, you sure outdid yourself with that containment ray.

Professor:
I'll say! Once again, I have no idea what I did!

Bubbles:
[as Boomer] Uh, hi! It's me, Boomer, your brother!

Brick:
We know you're our brother. We're not as stupid as you!

Brick:
I know, let's punch each other in the face until someone says, "Hey, stop punching me in the face." You first, Boomer. [punches Bubbles, who is posing as Boomer.]

[Brick and Butch laugh; Bubbles gets teary-eyed]

Bubbles:
Heh, funny. Okay, my turn.

Brick:
Nah, I'm sick of that game.

[After Bubbles sprays "Flowers are pretty... dumb!" on a wall]

Butch:
For a second there, I thought you were turning girly on us.

Brick:
Yeah! And "dum-buh"? Geez, Boomer, if you're gonna do graffiti, at least spell the words right! Sheesh, talk about "dum-buh".

Butch:
Yeah! What a "dum-bee"!

[Brick & Butch laugh]

Professor:
[after Bubbles captures the Rowdyruff Boys on her own] Bubbles! I could hardly contain myself hiding in the closet.

Professor:
[after Bubbles apologizes] That's alright Bubbles. I'm sorry you had to eat a cockroach!

Bubbles:
[who is still posing as Boomer] That's okay, it tasted like CHICKEN!

Blossom:
Come on, girls. It's from the time that the Professor accidentally turned us into babies.

Professor:
(reassuringly) Oh, don't worry about the noise, girls. I've just invented a potion that will keep you young foreve-

Bubbles:
(laughing) Oh, yes, now I remember.

Professor:
There, there, now. Just let it all out.

Professor:
(losing steam) There, doesn't that…feel…ugh…better?

Professor:
Oh, aren't you just a little angel?

Buttercup:
Yeah. And remember how the Professor turned everyone into babies?

Blossom:
And remember when we lost our superpowers?

Blossom:
Let's get him!

Blossom:
(smiling) Yeah. That got messy.

Buttercup:
Hey! Remember when we sped up time and became teenagers-

Buttercup:
-and wore makeup and gave up crime-fighting and hung out at the mall and stuff?

Teen Bubl:
Oh, my gosh! Check it out. (turning' toward Teen Blsm; she wears makeup) She is, like, so wrong in those pants.

Teen Blsm:
Like, yeah, girlfriend.

Teen Blsm:
Hello? (Indistinct talking on the other end.) Oh, my gosh. We were just talking about you! Where are you?

Teen Bcup:
Over here. (Pull back to frame both; Teen Bcup wears green pants.)

Teen Blsm:
Oh…hey. So you going to Todd's tonight?

Teen Bcup:
I don't know. I gotta get on the treadmill. I just majorly pigged out on a donut. (She sighs.) If they only had, like, candy-flavored salad or something.

Buttercup:
And then we discovered boys.

Teen Bcup:
(hushed) Blossom! Look!

Teen Bch:
(awed) Wow.

Teen Bubl:
Tell me about it. Like, that's what I said. Hang on a sec- (She trails off under the next line.)

Teen Blsm:
(nudging her) Bubbles, quick! Look!

Teen Bubl:
(hushed) Oh. We shouldn't talk to them. They're bad.

Teen Blsm, Teen Bcup:
(smiling wickedly) I know!

Teen Bmr:
So…wassup?

Teen Bubl:
Oh, um…

Teen Bubl:
…you know…hangin' out. (Two patrons scream; she laughs.) What's up with you?

Teen Bmr:
You know…hangin' out. (It sinks out of sight.)

Teen Bubl:
(laughing) For sure.

Teen Bch:
So wassup, ladies? (Cut to Teens Brk and Blsm.)

Teen Brk:
You goin' to Todd's tonight?

Teen Blsm:
Um…I have to study for an algebra test. (The robbers enter.) For my English class. (Several others follow.) What are you doing?

Teen Brk:
Uh…going to Todd's.

Teen Blsm:
(laughing) Oh! (Explosion, alarm, and the robbers run out with the loot.) What a coincidence.

Teen Bcup:
So what are you driving now? (The man runs o.c.; the machine starts to beep.)

Teen Bch:
Oh, I'm rockin' a new Escalade. (Sparks fly.) Wanna take a ride?

Teen Bcup:
Uh, that's okay. (The ATM explodes.) We rode the one up from the first level.

Teen Bch:
Yeah, I just put an MP3 player in it.

Teen Bcup:
Oh, cool! I love that game.

Teen Bcup:
(from inside) How about you, Blossom? Wanna take a ride on Butch's escalator?

Teen Blsm:
(from inside) Sure. What floor?

Buttercup:
Boy, were we dumb.

Blossom:
Yeah. Let's remember something else.

Mayor of Townsville:
Mayor want toast! Mayor want toast!

Professor Utonium:
Look I'm a scientist not a mechanic, what you need to do is take your toaster to the manufacturer and have a certified mechanic fix it.

[Mayor starts to get mad]

Mayor of Townsville:
MAYOR WANT TOAST! MAYOR WANT TOAST!

Professor Utonium:
ALRIGHT! ALRIGHT! I'll have a look at your toaster. But the I've got to get back to my experiments.

Mayor:
Oh, goody, goody!

Mayor:
Is it done yet?

Professor:
No.

Mayor:
How about now?

Professor:
No

Mayor:
Now?

Professor:
No.

Mayor:
Now it's done right?

Professor:
No, no, no, it's not done. Look, I don't really know what I'm doing,so it's gonna take a while.Why don't you just wait over there,and I'll let you know when I'm finished.

Mayor:
Oh...Ok.

Professor:
And don't touch anything!

Mayor:
Ooh...What does this button do?

Mayor:
Whee! Do it Again! Do it again!

Professor:
Oh, no. You're gonna sit right here,be a good little Mayor,and stay put while I work on your toaster. And if you're quiet, you can have some candy. Good boy.[puts the mayor in a highchair]

Mayor:
Say, these are all lemon!Somebody ate all the Goody cherry candies! [throws jar on the ground] Mayor want cherry! Mayor want cherry!

Professor:
Here, cherry. [gives him the bag] Now please, let me work in peace.

Mayor:
Oh, goody!Oops.Uh-oh. [runs under the table]

Mayor of Townsville:
Ooh! Another shiny button!

[he presses the button and the lab begans to shake]

Mayor of Townsville:
Help!

[lab stops shaking]

Mayor of Townsville:
Huh?

[Chemical X is changed]

Mayor of Townsville:
Ooh!

[Professor Utonium is working on the Mayor's toaster and removes his shades]

Professor Utonium:
Mayor? He's being too quiet.

[He sneaks inside]

Professor Utonium:
Mayor? What are you DOING?!

Mayor:
[humming] [puts the chemical x on his head] Mayor want hair.

Professor:
No! Mayor, stop!

Mayor:
Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Mayor gotta hair! Mayor gotta hair! Yummy 'X' powder made Mayor's hair grow! [looks around] Professor. Professor?

Professor:
Your hair wasn't the only thing that grew, Mr.Mayor.

Mayor:
Wowie zowie.

Professor:
Wowie zowie, indeed. Have you no shame? A grown man your age gallivanting around like a little child,not doing what you're told! "Mayor wanna this. Mayor wanna that." You, Mr.Mayor, are nothing but a baby, a big, big, big baby.

Mayor:
Wah! Don't say that!

Mayor:
Wah! [Runs off]

Blossom:
Professor! What's going on?

Professor Utonium:
Oh, it's the mayor, girls. He got into my chemical X so I scolded him, and now he's run off pouting.

Professor:
Oh, no. You're gonna sit right here, be a good little Mayor, and stay put while I work on your toaster. And if you're quiet, you can have some candy. Good boy. [puts the mayor in a highchair, and gives him a jar full of candy]

Mayor:
Say, these are all lemon! Somebody ate all the Goody cherry candies! [throws jar on the ground] Mayor want cherry! Mayor want cherry!

Professor:
[runs to him with an industrial size bag cherry candies] Here, cherry. Now please, let me work in peace.

Bubbles:
You know what I think? I think that you don’t have another appointment!

Burglar:
[laughing nervously] You’re right. You got me. No appointment. It’s the train. I have to catch the two-thirty train.

[During this line, he starts to back away from the door. Buttercup speaks up from the fireplace]

Buttercup:
There is no Townsville two-thirty train.

[He makes a beeline for the sliding doors]

Burglar:
Yeah, well, I really should be going anyway.

[An eye laser beam hits the doors' middle edge, sealing off his escape]

Blossom:
But, Mr. Burglar, you just got here.

[The burglar runs into a dark room]

Burglar:
Those girls are mutants! I don’t have a chance against them! Superpower strength…telekinetic levitation…laser beam eyeballs! Ah, here we go.

[The burglar has pulled on the arm of Buttercup hanging from the ceiling, with red light emanating from her eyes like a lamp]

Buttercup:
Click.

Burglar:
I sure picked the wrong house to rob!

Buttercup:
You sure did.

[Realizing she isn't a lamp, he screams and races into the kitchen]

Blossom:
Mr. Burglar Man! We’re not going to tell you again!

Bossman:
[singing] Townsville's goin' down! I'm gonna throw this paper on the ground!

The Mayor:
[singing] The babies can grow, and the little old folks, can walk real slooo-ho!

Professor:
[repeated line, singing] Do the people have to be freedom beef?

The Gnome:
[the only unsung words in the entire episode, falling down to his demise; last words] As I descend to the Earth, and I view the universe above me, I realize that life revolves, evolves, and dissolves, completely around the opposites. Therefore, I conclude that I cannot exist in my Utopian... [closes his eyes] mind... [hits the ground]

Narrator:
The city of Towns- [in the girls' room, they stare morosely at another lake in their bed] ...oh, come on! I've heard of toilet humor, but this is ridiculous!

Girls:
[weakly] I didn't do it...

Mojo:
You should have seen your faces when... [laughs] "You did it!" "No, you did it!" "I didn't do it!" [laughs uncontrollably until he feels a pee coming on] Uh-oh! [just wet the bed, causing the girls to laugh] Shut up, shut up! It's not what it looks like! My water bottle broke! It's not funny! Shut up!

[Cut to teenaged valley girl versions of Blossom and Bubbles at the mall]

Teen Buttercup:
Blossom! Look!

[They gaze at teenage counterparts of the Rowdyruff Boys]

Teen Butch:
[reading a magazine] Wow.

Teen Bubbles:
[on her phone] Tell me about it. Like, that's what I said. Hang on a sec-

Teen Blossom:
[nudging her] Bubbles, quick! Look!

[Teen Bubbles drops the phone as Teen Boomer is drinking a soda. All three girls are positively smitten]

Teen Bubbles:
[hushed] Oh, we shouldn't talk to them. They're bad.

Teen Blossom and Teen Buttercup:
[smiling wickedly] I know.

[As Bubbles talks to Boomer, a monster smashes through the dome and attacks screaming patrons while the teens do not notice]

Teen Boomer:
So...wassup?

Teen Bubbles:
Oh, um...you know...hangin' out. What's up with you?

Teen Boomer:
You know...hangin' out.

Teen Bubbles:
[laughing] For sure.

[As the other Girls talk to their counterparts, a couple of armed robbers open fire and rob a jewelry store as the teens pay no heed]

Teen Butch:
So wassup, ladies?

Teen Brick:
You goin' to Todd's tonight?

Teen Blossom:
Um...I have to study for an algebra test. For my English class. What are you doing?

Teen Brick:
Uh...going to Todd's.

Teen Blossom:
[laughing] Oh! What a coincidence.

Teen Buttercup:
So what are you driving now?

[As they talk, an ATM explodes and two robbers run through a hole in the wall with a wagonload of cash]

Teen Butch:
Oh, I'm rockin' a new Escalade. Wanna take a ride?

Teen Buttercup:
Uh, that's okay. We rode the one up from the first level.

Teen Butch:
Yeah, I just put an MP3 player in it.

Teen Buttercup:
Oh, cool! I love that game. How about you, Blossom? Wanna take a ride on Butch's escalator?

Teen Blossom:
Sure. What floor?

[A flying saucer starts shooting and a large red monster roars. Back to the present]

Buttercup:
Boy, were we dumb.

Blossom:
Yeah. Let's remember something else.

Brick:
Hey, I thought you loved cock-a-roaches. Don't you love cock-a-roaches?

Bubbles:
[forcing a smile] Well...sure. Sure I do. I love those little guys.

Brick:
Hey, I believe you. That's why you have no problem...EATING IT!

Brian Larsen:
I'm Brian, and this is my documentary. And you're gonna find out firsthand just who those cute little crime-fighters are. So buckle up...this is gonna be a wild ride.

Brian Larsen:
Sugar...spice...and everything nice. Yep, those are pretty normal ingredients, all right. [[an electric mixer is applied to the stuff; it becomes mush] Mix 'em all together, and they pretty much make... [it's dumped out] ...mush. But to the city of Townsville, those three special ingredients together make a totally different result.

[A school bus is stuck to the side of a building]

Brian Larsen:
Although this bus looks better than that corporate art, it's actually a reminder of another battle that took place here in Townsville. There are other reminders and countless monuments where three little girls saved this wonderful city. [Shows the Townsville Tribune with the headline "PPGS SAVE THE DAY!"] Their photos have graced newspapers and tabloids numerous times. [shows The Powerpuff Store] They have merchandising... [a TV screen with the show's title appears] ...and even their own TV show.

Brian Larsen:
Ah, Mayor! Uh, hi. I'm shooting a documentary, and I was wondering if I could ask you a few questions?

[Ms. Bellum steps to the doorway]

Mayor:
Look, I don't know nothin' about nothin'! [walking away as camera follows] You can't prove it, I wasn't there, I was young and I needed the money!

Ms. Bellum:
[steps into the view near the camera] I'm sorry, but you're going to have to leave.

Brian Larsen:
Uh, just let me ask a few questions.

Ms. Bellum:
Uh, this is an unannounced visit. [shoving camera] Security!

Brian Larsen:
Don't touch the camera! [the front doors are swung shut] That really didn't get me anywhere. With my interview lacking any real information or substance, I decided to hit the streets again.

Brian Larsen:
Having dealt with the positive side of the spectrum, I decided to find the people who knew them on a working level: their evil counterparts. [cut to Princess Morbucks approaching her limousine with two beefy bodyguards] But this proved even more fleeting.

Princess Morbucks:
Sorry. No interviews!

[Cut to The Gangreen Gang who attack him, causing the camera view to shift erratically until he runs. Cut to a forest]

Fuzzy Lumpkins:
[waving his shotgun] GET OFFA MY PROPERTY, DAGNABIT!

Brian Larsen:
Yeah, but wait, I just want to...

Fuzzy:
NO TRESPASSIN'! [swings the weapon; there is static]

[Cut to the observatory]

Brian Larsen:
Mr. Mojo? Uh, hi. My name is Brian, and I'm making a documentary, and I'd like to talk with you...

Mojo Jojo:
[over intercom, impatiently] Can't talk, planning evil scheme.

[An interview with an irritated man on the Powerpuff Girls]

Don Shank:
Yeah. I worked with them. They're about this big. [note: he is a real life animator on the show]

Brian Larsen:
[nervously] I'm standing right in front of Mojo Jojo, and he seems to be looking right at me.

[Mojo jumps forward and captures him]

Mojo:
Not only do I have a hostage, I have a camera too! Hello!

Blossom:
What are you gonna do with him?

Mojo:
Mmm...I might drop him.

Bubbles:
You wouldn't dare! [flies forward to rescue him] Gotcha! Stay here, Mr. Man. [rejoins her sisters' fight against Mojo]

Brian Larsen:
Oh wow, oh wow, oh wow...oh, wow!

[They fight and defeat Mojo, then notice the camera]

Buttercup:
Hey, look! We're on camera!

Bubbles:
Hi, Professor!

Brian Larsen:
[to his camera] Whoa! Can you believe that?! I mean, that was so awesome! I-I can't believe it, I mean, this is great! Never in all my days did I think I could get something like that! I-I realize now that it's not about what makes the girls tick; it's about the fact that once again the day is saved, thanks to the Powerpuff Girls! Whoo!

Bubbles:
Look! The bank's being held up by little baby animals. Isn't that sweet?

Buttercup:
Watch out, they could be dangerous. I'll take of this! [Flies over to The Fluffy Bunch]

Blossom:
Wait! Buttercup! [Buttercup grabs Cuddly Bunny's arm as she shakes in fear]

Buttercup:
Hey! Where do you think you're going with Townsville's money?

Cuddly Bunny:
Ow! You hurt me! [Puppy Wuppy and Fluffy Kitty cower in fear]

Puppy Wuppy:
Please! Have mercy!

Lady 1:
Oh poor things!

Man 1:
Did you see how she almost tore off his arm?

Bank Manager:
I've never seen such unnecessary brutality in my life!

Bubbles:
I'm sorry. They have to learn their lesson. [they take the Fluffy Bunch into the air as the other people boo]

Puppy Wuppy:
[to Buttercup] Listen hear, you bug eyed creeps. We won't last one minute in that jail!

Cuddly Bunny:
[to Bubbles] Yeah. Not with our... cute little faces.

Fluffy Kitty:
[to Blossom] Yeah. So, why won't you do us all a favor and let us go now?

Blossom:
No way! [the girls land near the Townsville Police Station]

Bubbles:
[to the policeman] Here are the convicts we told you about.

Policeman:
Hey there, little guys. This is a prison, not a pet shop. What am I supposed to do with them? [The Fluffy Bunch whimper and purr sadly and the policeman picks them up] Aw, come here, you little... [Laughs] Oh.

Puppy Wuppy:
What a week. We sure have Townsville fooled.

Cuddly Bunny:
Yeah. We stolen just about everything in sight.

Fluffy Kitty:
I feel ya, though. I can't wait to get out of this place. All the hugging and cuddling and cute talking... is driving me crazy!

Puppy Wuppy:
Don't worry. We'll be outta here in no time. [they see a new bank] Whoa! Look! A new bank! Let's hit it!

[They burst in and see children of Pokey Oaks Kindergarten]

Little Girl:
Look! Cute fuzzy animals! Let's hug 'em!

[The children charge toward The Fluffy Bunch, who scream as they get crushed by the children]

Puppy Wuppy:
Ooh. Ow. Yow! Cut it out! Stop! Yow! That's hurt! OW!

Cuddly Bunny:
OW OW OW. OOH No. OW. Watch the ears! My toe! Ow.

Fluffy Kitty:
Ugh. Ow. Ugh. Aah! Meow. Ugh Ooh. Uh!

[Children run outside carrying The Fluffy Bunch]

Fluffy Kitty:
Help! Help!

Cuddly Bunny:
Help! Help! Help!

Puppy Wuppy:
HELP! HELP! HELP!

[The walls of the National Bank fall down revealing Pokey Oaks Kindergarten in disguise]

Children of Pokey Oaks Kindergarten:
Yay!

The Fluffy Bunch:
[in unison] PLEASE HELP US! HELP!

Bubbles:
Well, do you think that was enough punishment for their crimes?

Buttercup:
Definitely.

Blossom:
Well, you know what they say, "If you can't beat 'em, love 'em." [they laugh]