The Proud Family, Season 3

Oscar:
I can do anything a monkey and a 9 year-old can do.

Sunset:
I'll send out a APB!

Oscar:
I'll do better than that! I'll send out a I.G.L.O.O! My man, Igloo!

Trudy:
Oscar! He's a mall cop!

Suga Mama:
I don't know who that man was on the massage table, but it wasn't Papi. His feet have NEVER been that small.

Penny:
Then you believe us?

Suga Mama:
Of course. Now come on. I got the girls and Sticky down in the car. We're going to break Papi out!

Penny:
I wanna win this election fair and square.

Nubia:
Fair? The last person who said fair was Al Gore.

Penny:
I can't show that tape. It will hurt Wizzie's feelings.

Zoey:
He's rich! He can buy new feelings!

Oscar:
(singing) LaCienega is the winn-ega!

Penny:
(singing) But the contest-a was a-rigged-a!

Trudy:
Hot Mama, meet Baby Mama!!!

Trudy:
I'ma get you Oscar! I'll get you and your monkey too!

Suga Mama:
You can do anything if you put your mind to it!

Oscar:
Roses are red, violets are blue, today, you'll be playing in your underoos!

Trudy:
Penny!

Penny:
What? You need me to iron Bebe and Cece's clothes?

Trudy:
No, that can wait.

Zoey (to Penny):
Bebe and Cece are hot and you're not!

Oscar:
You can't hurt anything that old! Suga Mama survived some of the greatest disasters in the history of mankind: The Hindenburg, the Titanic, that meteor that took out the dinosaurs and 30 years of "The Jeffersons" reruns.

Penny:
Daddy, do you know where a thesaurus is?

Oscar:
No, but I know where a dino-status is. We call it Suga Mama. Ha, ha!

Suga Mama:
I heard that!

Monster Michael:
Tookie Thomas, come on down!

*Screaming*

*Monster Michael picks up Tookie*

Tookie:
I want my mommy!

Penny:
Michael, stop!

Monster Michael:
I would if I were Michael, but I'm not. Who's a sissy now?

Tookie:
I am, I am! I'm a sissy.

Penny:
Look, I know he hurt you, Michael, but this is not the answer.

Monster Michael:
I'm just following your advice. I'm doing something about the way people treat me.

Penny:
Yes, but I say to express your feelings, not hurt people.

*Everyone gasp*

Penny:
Doing this doesn't make you any better than them.

Monster Michael:
But it makes me feel better.

Penny:
Look, I know how you feel.

Monster Michael:
You don't know how I feel...how it hurts when people laugh at you, make you feel different like you're a freak of nature. You don't know how it feels to go home and cry because people you thought were your friends really aren't. You don't know how it feels to be ridiculed because you're you.

Michael:
Well, I'll tell you Tookie. If being a sissy means you're a good student, a sensational designer, a fabulous basketball player, who schooled you on the court, a loyal, caring friend...then I'm cool with it, cause that's who I am.

*Murmuring*

Tookie:
And-and that's what I meant when I said it. No disrespect here.

Sticky:
Yeah Michael. I mean, I was just going along with everybody else. I'm sorry, man. I'm not mad at you. You're not mad at me, are you?

Nubia:
Yeah, hey, Michael, I mean, you cool with the Gross Sisters. Anybody give you grief, we got your back. All right, everybody, break it up. It's over.

Omar:
Hey, Michael, I like what you said, man. You got heart, dawg. And by the way, I like that jacket. Where can I get one?

Michael:
Call me.

Zoey:
Way to go, Michael.

Penny:
So do you feel any better?

Michael:
Yeah, I do. I feel great. I finally stood up for myself. You were right, Penny. That's all I had to do.

Penny:
Exactly. Because it's not good to keep things bottled up inside.

Dijonay:
Yeah, because you want to start Candy Man on us.

Sticky:
This next song goes out to my main man, Michael. Check it out, y'all. Check it out.

(Spooky Organ Intro)

Michael:
Hey, that's my song!

LaCienega:
Michael, would you like to dance?

Michael:
No, thank you. I'm here with Penny.

Penny:
Go ahead. I don't mind.

*Michael and Penny hug*

Dijonay:
I want to kiss my Sticky, not something icky.

Oscar:
I know evil! I would know! Evil gave birth to me!