The Ren & Stimpy Show, Season 1

Muddy Mudskipper: (chasing Stimpy) Get yer hand outta dat pic-a-nic basket, you dusty old cat! Pssst, hey kid, say yer line! Stimpy: O-oh yeah! Jaaaane, stop this crazy thing! Well, blow me down! I'm huntin' for a wabbit! I hate meeces to pieces!

Muddy Mudskipper:
Hey kid, you did all right! [He gives Stimpy an "O.K" hand gesture] Ya lousy bum. [Stimpy sits on a stool looking depressed] Well, what's the matter? [Stimpy whimpers] Hey kid, I don't get it. You got it made! You got forty-seven million dollars. You got my TV contract. What more could you possibly want?

Stimpy:
I WANT REN!!!! [cries] MY FROWND! MY BEST FRIEND!! HE NEVER STOPPED LOVING ME, EVEN WITH THE DUMB THINGS I DO!!! OH, REN! MY PRECIOUS PAL! I'LL NEVER YELL AT YOU AGAIN!!!!

[Ren is trying out Stimpy's Stay-Put Socks]

Ren:
Why, it's amazing! How do they work?

Stimpy:
They're full of glue. [glue oozes out of the top of the socks; Ren starts to lose it] I'm so glad you like them, Ren! Wait here. I'll get the Stay-Put hat and raincoat.

Ren:
You filthy swine! I will kill you!

[after the "Happy Happy Joy Joy" song]

Stimpy:
Ren. You're... you're angry?

Ren:
YOU'RE DARN TOOTIN' I'M ANGRY! I HAVE NEVER BEEN THIS ANGRY IN MY ENTIRE LIFE! [suddenly happy] Hey! I feel great! I love being angry! Thank you, Stimpy.

Stimpy:
[confused] Happy to be of service?

[Ren stares at Stimpy with a wild look in his eye, while his laughter echoes across the room]