The Sylvester & Tweety Mysteries

Pitu Le Pew:
[gasps] Legasp! My dream Goddess. What can I say? Pepé Le Pew is my fourth cousin. It runs in the family.

[Pitu Le Pew dreamily slides onto the stage and kisses Sylvester in the lips]

Sylvester:
[disgusted] Yuck!

Pitu Le Pew:
Oh, playing hard to get. I like that in a woman.

Silas Micuaber:
Do you mind? [pulls out a tiny sword]

Pitu Le Pew:
How dare you perforate my pincushion of love. [pulls out a sword from the box] En garde!

Sylvester:
[voice-over] Granny was in big trouble. But then again, so was I.

[Sylvester wakes up, finding himself wearing a wedding dress and Pitu Le Pew enters the room]

Pitu Le Pew:
Oh, it's bad luck to see one's bride before the ceremony. [rushes over to kiss Sylvester as he tries to back away] But my lips cannot wait one second more.

Sylvester:
Mine can! [scurries out the window]

Pitu Le Pew:
Wait! We're in the tower suite!

[Sylvester looks down from above the tower and falls, screaming, and grabs tightly on a pole, only to see Pitu staring romantically at him, holding a rose]

Pitu Le Pew:
Return to me, my Goddess!

Sylvester:
[looks down, to the viewers] Like I have a choice.