Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!, Season 1

Announcer:
And now, the only married news team in the tri-county area, Jan and Wayne Skylar! With Special news correspondent, Dr. Steve Brule.

'Dr. Steve Brule:
'I'm not ready. I'm not ready yet.

Jan and Wayne Skylar (singing):
Princess grew up little

Wayne Skylar:
Back to you Steve.

Jan Skylar:
Someone tell him we're live. Steve, back to you.

Wayne Skylar:
Steve Brule!

Dr. Steve Brule:
I'm sorry. Jan. I'm not ready. We don't have the fruit.

(Talking to Carol)

Mr. Henderson:
This is just the way I like it, man! Good enough for a poke, right?

Tragg (played by Fred Willard):
Slop in the morning, slop in the evening, slop for supper time. Slop 'till ya' drop, kids!

Cinco Banking System:
Do you live in a hole or a boat?

Eric Wareheim:
Neither.

Cinco Banking System:
Okay. Let's move on. Is your BOAT a C-Class Licensed Boat or is your boat used for commercial fishing?

Cinco Banking System:
Okay. I think you've chosen COMMERCIAL FISHING. Now I'm going to need your boat's name.

Cinco Banking System:
Okay. I think you've said: TAARGÜS. Is this correct?

Eric Wareheim:
What?? No!!

Cinco Banking System:
Just to make sure I've gotten all the information correct, I'm going to need to confirm a few more things.

Eric Wareheim:
Hello?? I need some help please....

Cinco Banking System:
You new name is: ERIC TAARGÜS. Is this correct?

Cinco Banking System:
Okay. I'll go ahead and make that change.

Cinco Banking System:
Great. I've made the change. Your wife's new legal name is: TAARGÜS TAARGÜS. Is this okay?

Cinco Banking System:
Great. We're sending her the following VHS tape. You've chosen: PIZZA BOY.

Eric Wareheim:
Excuse me! My wife can't get this in the mail...

Grum [Singing]:
I like crackers and snacks, crackers and snacks, crackers and snacks. I like crackers and snacks, crackers and snacks, crackers and snaaaacks.

Cinco Banking System:
Okay, I didn't get that. I think you chose BOAT. Is that right?

Eric Wareheim:
What is going on here?

Eric Wareheim:
No!!!!!