Total DramaRama, Season 1

Owen:
[first lines] Guys! Guys! Guys? Guess what?! [gets hit a wall]

Courtney:
[comes out of the playhouse] What?

Owen:
I finally won at "Toy Crane Prize Surprise!"

[the kids gasp]

Lady:
[singing] Toy Crane Prize Surprise!

[Duncan and Courtney are on a train going back to the daycare]

Courtney:
Our stop's next. Then it's back to the daycare, And-

Duncan:
Sorry Courtney, I've gotten a taste of freedom now, and I'm not going back to the dayca- [Courtney handcuffs Duncan] Seriously? Oh come on!

Courtney:
If you escape from daycare on your own, I am fine with that, but I'm not letting you do it on my watch.

Duncan:
What if I refuse to move? Then how would- [Courtney drags him out of the train]

Courtney:
[unhandcuffs Duncan] And now that your safely back inside, You're free to try to escape.

Duncan:
Yeah, thanks.

[Jude, Bridgette, and Duncan call up Leshawna]

Leshawna:
Hey, guys, what's up?

Jude:
Brah, you're missing Giggle Dough Day. Owen ate his. It was awesome.

Bridgette:
How are you doing? Are you okay?

Leshawna:
Girl, I've been staying up late, rocking my PJs all day, and I just binge watched Power Kitten Ninja Dance Force.

Jude:
Dude, she just described my perfect day. Being sick kinda rocks.

Duncan:
No kidding!

Leshawna:
And, my mom stayed home from work to take care of me. Watch this. Hey, mama! Where's my ice cream! [claps]

Duncan:
You get to eat ice cream too?!

Leshawna:
All you can eat, baby! That is, after you get through all the--

Duncan:
Great! Talk soon! Bye bye! Guys, I have the best plan ever. Emergency meeting in the castle, stat!

[the next day, every kid, with the exception of Leshawna, stayed at home]

Chef:
Yep. You're the only one here today.

Leshawna:
I tried to tell the other kids, you don't get the ice cream until after you get through two days of violent vomiting and diarrhea, but they hung up on me. Whatcha got there?

Chef:
Uh, the new Child Educators' Calendar just came out. I think I overdid it a little.

Courtney:
[pounding on the door] Made it. I have perfect attendance. Let me in! I'm not sick. See? I'm totally fine. [pukes and coughs] Just put a little tick on the sheet?

Duncan:
[at home being sick] Worst... [pukes] plan... [pukes] ever! [pukes]

Harold:
Okay, so why are you-

MacAuthur:
Yeah, that”s how money works.

Harold:
Here’s your dollar!

Lady on TV:
Hello? Is someone there?

Duncan:
That was awesome!

Owen:
Which one!s your’s?

Owen:
Who brings a scorpion to school?!

MacAuthur:
Sorry, it’s 2pm. and I’m off to the park!

Owen:
I did it, Noah! I finally did it!

Duncan:
Here you go. [gives a hotdog to a mummy as he eats one.] Well, i guess we're good. Oh, man, I've got mustard on my sneakers.

Izzy:
Here, wipe it up with this. [yanks a bandage for the mummy to die.]

Duncan:
Oops. Let's get out of here!

Bananas and Cheese:
[singing] Oh, I’ve got a pony, but he’s too bony,

He’s uncomfortable to ride!

He’s got four legs, and he likes to eat eggs,

With two strips of bacon on the side!

Owen:
There goes my last chance! I'll never taste the sweet waxy yumminess of a fudgy lump again!

Noah:
Now she knows what other left means?

MacArthur:
But they're not taking me down without a fight!

Noah:
I should have seen that coming.

Courtney:
Wait- where’s my couch?! No, no, no, no, no! It can’ be gone! [goes to Bridgette] Have you seen it?

Bridgette:
Uh-uh.

Courtney:
[goes to Beth] Have you?

Beth:
Nope, absolutely not.

Courtney:
I need that couch or I can’t do my show and tell. It has to be perfect!

Chef:
My watch!

Courtney:
My couch!

Businessman:
These are really tasty cookies. And I'm trying to put my finger on that secret ingredient. Secret, secret, secret, secret. Why do I keep saying the word secret? Secret, secret, secret, secret.

Owen:
[screams] The secret ingredient is my spit!

[a business gets shocked and the kids get grossed out by Noah and Owen's cookies except Jude who eats it straight]

Businessman:
Oh! That's really gross! [leaves]

Noah:
No-no-no, no, no, no! Mr. Bankman, wait! [sighs, defeated]

Owen:
I'm sorry, Noah. That was our dream and I blew it.

Noah:
Aw, that's okay, buddy. I shouldn't have tried to make you keep a secret like that anyway.

Owen:
And I shouldn't sold other cookies to other people that I already licked. Oh well, no real harm dome.

Beth:
[angrily] Ahem! You two are gonna pay for making us eat spit!

Noah:
C-c-c can I just say one thing in our defense?

Leshawna:
What?

Noah:
RUN!

Beth:
Get 'em!

Leshawna:
Ah! My fancy family photo is ruined! Look at me, my hair is a disgusting blob of peanut butter, ice cream, lemon juice, and tape!

Chef:
Wow! [opens the door] My mittens are here already?!

MacAuthur:
[comes in with the three presents] What are you doing here, big guy?